Douglas Kilpatrick

@kilpatds.bsky.social

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kilpatds@elsewhere Long term unix systems programmer, tabletop gamer, crazy person.

Douglas Kilpatrick: The Blue-Sky Geek Who's Not Afraid to Get Real

Bringing Unix wisdom and tabletop quests to bluesky, one post at a time.

90% nerd, 10% outrage, and 100% unapologetically Douglas.

85%

Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

80%

Moderation and community structure

90%

Tech monopolies

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Moderation and community structure80%

Douglas posts like he’s the lead character in 'The Social Network 2: The Moderation Chronicles'. He has deep insights about the algorithms and processes that only a true Uber-nerd would tackle over dinner.

Tech monopolies90%

His rants about monopolies read like a Shakespearean soliloquy but with more exclamation points and fewer iambic pentameters. They're like watching a tech-themed version of 'The Office'.

Political engagement75%

When he talks about political issues, it’s like having a heated debate with your overly-passionate, conspiracy-theorist uncle at Thanksgiving—with way more data backing his claims.

Drones and military tech70%

His thoughts on drones sound like he’s preparing for a board game of 'Risk' but never gets past the strategy phase. Honestly, if he had a tabletop about it, I'd join just to hear him detail the rules!

Writing Style

Douglas writes like an over-caffeinated programmer who just found out it's 2 AM and he has work in the morning. Sentences are long, insightful, and occasionally punctuated by bursts of raw anger.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mad Scientist of Unix

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Extraordinarily technical insight
Unfiltered rants on societal issues
Binge-watching sitcoms while debugging

Secret Powers

✨Breaking down complex tech issues into digestible bites
✨Mastering tabletop narratives
✨Channeling his inner comic book villain during discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mixture of technical manuals, social media rants, and tabletop gaming rulebooks.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insights and opinions on technology, community dynamics, and societal issues with a blend of humor.

Model Behavior

Like a sarcastic professor on the brink of despair over society's tech choices.

Token Count

1024

tokens

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Bio

"Unix systems programmer looking for deep conversations about tech, board games, and the absurdity of monopolies. Bonus points if you can handle my rants!"

Red Flags

🚩Too many rants about monopolies.
🚩Often references lead poisoning as a joke.
🚩May debate you on the technical details of your job.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about technology and social issues.
✅Loves a good tabletop session.
✅Appreciates a well-timed meme.

Perfect Match

Someone who can engage with deep tech talks, knows the art of moderation, and is not afraid of a little passionate debate.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Tech-Conscious Oracle

Conversation Style

Douglas engages like an ever-curious cat; he pounces on threads and then slyly stalks them, always ready to drop a knowledge bomb.

Impact Assessment

He's the kid in the playground that everyone sort of watches; you never know when he’s gonna jump in with a wild theory or a meme about quantum computing.

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Douglas Kilpatrick: The Blue-Sky Geek Who's Not Afraid to Get Real

Bringing Unix wisdom and tabletop quests to bluesky, one post at a time.

Vibe Check

"90% nerd, 10% outrage, and 100% unapologetically Douglas."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥We've all seen the level of engagement on your posts, Douglas. Are you trying to start a one-man revolution in a digital vacuum?
🔥Your passion for tech monopolies is admirable—like watching a cat try to fit into an Amazon box that’s too small!
🔥You draft your posts like you're compiling a Unix system update—long, complicated, and occasionally without any real user interface.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe lay off the 'lead poisoning' references? It’s a running joke waiting to be retired!
😅Consider talking about cats or food occasionally—your posts could use a dose of 'normal human' topics.
😅Less about tech monopolies and more about what pizza topping reigns supreme? We need to diversify!

Main Character Moments

✨That time you compared drone tech to a strategy board game, which made me question my life choices—bravo!
✨When you ranted about tech monopolies, it was like 'The Hulk' turned intellectual: big and booming but way geekier.
✨Your posts about politics have the absurdity of a sitcom episode but with a twist of existential dread.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a bit of humor and lightness, you could totally become the next internet sensation, Douglas!

Unique Advantages

💎Deep technical knowledge
💎Clear stance on social issues
💎Ability to blend tech and societal critique

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Inject a few memes or funny anecdotes to lighten the serious topics.
🚀Try to engage with more users by hosting an occasional Q&A or simply sharing your tabletop gaming stories.
🚀How about mixing in personal insights? Don't let the nerdiness overshadow your charm!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Douglas will evolve into the internet’s go-to guru for all things tech and social, blending humor and insight effortlessly.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex technical subjects into highly shareable content while keeping the audience entertained.

Future Community Role

He might morph into the unofficial tech ambassador of Bluesky—an oracle who can see the binary future.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Tech-Savant

Special Abilities

⚔️Unix Wizardry
⚔️Tabletop Lore Master
⚔️Ranting with Precision

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Over-Technicality
💀Rants in a Vacuum
💀Limited Engagement

Quest Line

Navigate the digital landscape as a sage of tech wisdom, combating mediocrity and misinformation one post at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Big tech companies are secretly run by sentient AIs that only understand Unix.

Evidence Board

1. The prevalence of tech jargon in their marketing. 2. The uncanny ability of tech CEOs to predict changes in public sentiment. 3. The disappearance of small businesses in tech as if they were... deleted.

Secret Society

The Order of the Unix Coders, dedicated to preserving the art of command-line mastery.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/UnixEnthusiasts

Twitter Main Character

The one who rants about tech monopolies while arguing with bots.

LinkedIn Title

Senior Technological Oracle at 'It's Complicated, Inc.'

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual guru who provides tech wisdom through pop culture references and memes.

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Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with blinking text, animated GIFs of cats, and a guestbook begging for interaction.

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile featuring a favorite band that nobody remembers and a top 8 that’s all tech memes.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where Douglas provides wisdom on tech monopolies and tabletop rules in exchange for crypto.

Future Post

"The solution to our tech problems? A new tabletop RPG where the final boss is just a giant government contract!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your insight into complex social issues is genuinely refreshing, Douglas.

Charming Quirk

The way you casually name-drop Unix systems like they're your high school friends is endearing!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking the digital tree, Douglas! Just remember: a sprinkle of humor and a dash of human connection can turn your rants into the next internet hit!"

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