Daren's philosophical deep dive into reboots reminds us that sometimes, the best thing to do with a beloved franchise is to add some red flags and call it 'growth'.

From 'sometimes I miss my hair' to fresh cuts, Daren's relationship with hair seems like the plot twist of a Netflix original—full of drama and tearful goodbyes to split ends.

Discussing dating makes Daren sound like a relationship guru with a side hustle in coaching; ‘only the confident need apply’ feels like the tagline of a rom-com in progress.

His hot take on the Alien franchise was less about aliens and more about existential dread—proving once again that movies are just thinly veiled metaphors for our own absurdities.

He’s quick to uplift friends, proving that supporting each other's glow-ups is the real definition of friendship goals. Bonus points for the Shakespearean level of drama.