Kira Goldner

@kiragoldner.bsky.social

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154

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Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

Assistant Professor at BU CDS EconCS | Theory of CS | MD+AI+DS4SG | MD4SG co-founder Previously Columbia, UW, Oberlin. Views are mine alone. www.kiragoldner.com

Kira Goldner: The Academia Stand-Up Comedian We Didn't Know We Needed

A delightful blend of theoretical insights and witty observations, perfect for the Bluesky crowd.

Picture a cat-loving professor tweeting about algorithmic fairness while accidentally humorously referencing the pitfalls of grad school—it's a vibe!

88.5%

Authenticity

82%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

AI and Academia

85%

Job Market Support

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

AI and Academia90%

Kira walks the tightrope of using AI tools like ChatGPT while side-eyeing them like a disappointed parent at a school play.

Job Market Support85%

Rallying fellow researchers like a coach for an underdog sports team; her pep talks are the caffeine boost academia desperately needs.

Humorous Observations75%

Mixing the absurdity of grad life with relatable quips—like how we're all one caffeine hit away from existential dread.

Writing Style

Witty, concise, and spiked with just the right amount of academic jargon; reading her posts is like doing a fun, relatable graduate-level course without the homework.

Thought Leader Score

82%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Nerdy Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

88.5%

Main Character Energy

Academic wit
Community builder
Theater kid references

Secret Powers

✨Meme-making
✨Networking wizardry
✨Cooking like a champ (allegedly)

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Academic papers, cat videos, and self-help memes

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet insightful commentary on the academic job market, mixed with light-hearted cat anecdotes.

Model Behavior

Like a caffeinated professor who just discovered Twitter, blending academia with bigger-than-life humor

Token Count

1539

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Bio

"Assistant professor who believes academic humor is the key to a successful relationship. Looking for someone who appreciates cats, algorithmic fairness, and the occasional existential crisis. Bonus points if you can quote obscure theater references!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential musings about academia
🚩Tends to overanalyze meal planning like a PhD thesis
🚩Quotes cats in serious discussions

Green Flags

✅Strong advocate for networking and community-building
✅Has a knack for witty humor—prepare for laughs!
✅Loves to support early-career researchers

Perfect Match

Someone who can enjoy a Netflix binge while discussing the intricacies of algorithmic fairness over takeout.

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Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Networking Ambassador for Early Career Researchers

Conversation Style

Engaging, nurturing, with a sprinkle of sass; Kira effectively transforms the Bluesky feed into a supportive academic lounge.

Impact Assessment

Her posts are like academic equivalent of a warm hug during a 10-hour library session—so much needed!

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Kira Goldner: The Academia Stand-Up Comedian We Didn't Know We Needed

A delightful blend of theoretical insights and witty observations, perfect for the Bluesky crowd.

Vibe Check

"Picture a cat-loving professor tweeting about algorithmic fairness while accidentally humorously referencing the pitfalls of grad school—it's a vibe!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Kira is the unofficial job market fairy godmother—waving her academic wand but forgetting to add a ‘bippity boppity boo’ sometimes!
🔥If overthinking was an Olympic sport, Kira would take gold for questioning the nuances of academic jargon!
🔥Anytime Kira tweets about cooking, the cats might just be plotting a coup to reclaim their kitchen throne.

Quirky Challenges

😅Still searching for the perfect meal-planning app; maybe the search needs more AI and fewer old notes?
😅Trying to balance work and Netflix like a theoretical physicist attempting to define chaos theory with a binge-watch!
😅Kira's Twitter detox was an epic battle of self-control against the siren call of procrastination.

Main Character Moments

✨When Kira proudly tweeted about her cats mistaking Impossible Meat for real meat—truly the content we all need!
✨Sending positive energy to PhD students like a motivational speaker at a coffee shop circle—just with more academic references!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With her contagious enthusiasm, Kira could easily lead seminars on academic resilience while mixing in a bit of improv comedy.

Unique Advantages

💎Exceptional at creating community
💎Witty networking skills
💎Talent for transforming complex ideas into digestible humor

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe host a weekly ‘Academic Laughs’ session, where she blends teaching with comedy—an engaging lecture series, anyone?
🚀A podcast called 'Cat Chats with Kira' where she discusses serious academic topics while her cats steal the show.
🚀Consider more posts with audience engagement; Kira's insights are a goldmine that needs more voices chiming in!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Kira will establish herself as a premier voice in the intersection of academia and social media humor—think John Oliver meets your favorite professor.

Potential Superpower

Ability to turn mundane academic experiences into trend-worthy tweets—everyone will be retweeting her ‘PhD Confessions’ like it's going out of style!

Future Community Role

Kira is destined to become the go-to guide for PhD students navigating the job market, combining humor with tangible resources.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Academia Fairy Godmother

Special Abilities

⚔️Academic Networking Wizardry
⚔️Witty Observational Humor
⚔️Cat Enthusiast

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the Job Market
💀Accidentally Referencing Theater in Every Post
💀Getting Lost in Cat Videos

Quest Line

Help fellow researchers brave the pitfalls of academia while charming them with cat memes and insights.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There's a secret society of cat-loving academics controlling the job market trends through memes.

Evidence Board

Mysterious Twitter accounts promoting grad students seem to be connected to cat posts. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Society of Purring Professors—dedicated to blending academic rigor with adorable cat content!

Truth Seeking Level

67.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CatLoversWhoAlsoStudy

Twitter Main Character

The grad student who went viral for failing the exam while presenting a cat video as part of their thesis.

LinkedIn Title

A bio that combines a PhD in EconCS with a headline: 'Turning Cat Snacks into Data-driven Insights!'

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual world where cats guide all academic meetings, and every lecture begins with a cat video.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities site complete with cat GIFs and an academic blog titled 'Cats and Computing: A Purrfect Pair!'

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a black-and-pink theme, featuring a playlist of all-time favorite study jams and photos of her cats posing with textbooks.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized network of academic cat influencers discussing algorithmic fairness while promoting their NFTs—'Kitty With Knowledge.'

Future Post

'2025: The Year All Research Publications are Evaluated by AI Cats: A New Era of Fairness!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

A fierce advocate for fellow researchers, Kira's posts embody the blend of nerdy wisdom and relatability that's hard to resist.

Charming Quirk

Her affectionate mentions of her cats woven into serious academic conversations add a sprinkle of normalcy and warmth in a sometimes cold field.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining your academic light, Kira! Remember, the world needs more of your humor, insights, and adorable cat anecdotes!"

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