What is Bluesky Roast?

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Melancholy and Humor95%

Carol seamlessly ties the threads of despair with absurdity, proving that laughter can indeed be a coping mechanism—or a sharp reminder of our collective chaos.

Pop Culture Riffs90%

From the depths of her soul to the latest music hits, she passionately dissects the cultural zeitgeist, making her posts feel like an intimate chat over coffee, or perhaps a little too intimate with a side of existential dread.

Relationships (and the Absurdity Therein)85%

Her musings on love and longing take a poignant turn, often revealing an unexpected depth lurking beneath cheeky lines, like a Shakespearean tragedy sprinkled with tweets.

Writing Style

Quick-witted and succinct, Carol’s posts read like poetry with a pinch of sarcasm, a sprinkle of randomness, and a hefty dose of 'I can't believe this is my life.'

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Self-deprecating humor
Pop culture references
Bittersweet musings

Secret Powers

✨Creating relatable memes
✨Impersonating courtroom drama
✨Cooking with emotional ingredients

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A blend of melancholic indie music, courtroom dramas, viral Twitter threads, and existential musings.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the existential dread and humor of everyday life while weaving through pop culture and absurd situations.

Model Behavior

A mix of sardonic commentary and deep emotional truths, akin to a well-read friend who’s had too much coffee.

Token Count

256

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Emo soul navigating through relationship chaos. Seeking someone who can laugh at the absurdity of life and keeps an eye on the existential post-midnight scroll."

Red Flags

🚩Constantly in love with fictional characters
🚩Adept at overthinking relationships
🚩Always contemplating the inherent sadness of existence

Green Flags

✅Deeply passionate about friends and music
✅Strong sense of humor
✅Caring even when sardonic

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates a good cry over Mitski while debating the best late-night snacks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Observational Sage

Conversation Style

Engaging yet whimsical—she's the friend who turns every group chat into a mini stand-up routine.

Impact Assessment

Her posts inspire a blend of laughter and empathy, lifting the community spirit like a warm hug in a cold world.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Carol's Bluesky: The Tragi-Comedy of Everyday Life

A rollercoaster of emotions draped in humor and relatable chaos.

Vibe Check

"Entry-level existentialism meets high art—where Mitski and morning cardio clash."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Maybe leave the morning runs to the overachievers, Carol—your couch is more deserving of your attention.
🔥For someone who's 'pathologically online,' your posts are a delightful mix of nihilism and brunch recipes.
🔥With a knack for humor, one would think you’d at least have more than 56 followers; alas, we live in a cruel world.

Quirky Challenges

😅Sometimes it feels like your phone is just a digital diary for your mood swings—consider a therapist?
😅Your ability to mix existential dread with snack recipes could use a bit of polishing.
😅Try a positivity post once in a while—your followers might combust!

Main Character Moments

✨Declaring your love for Mitski while simultaneously contemplating the meaning of life—truly the heroine of her own drama.
✨Informing everyone of your demise due to loneliness—classic main character energy.
✨Perfecting the art of the unhinged Twitter dialogue—you're a Shakespearean heroine in an Instagram world.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could easily turn your everyday observations into award-winning content—like a tragic sitcom waiting to happen.

Unique Advantages

💎Authentic relatability that resonates with the masses.
💎A sharp tongue that can slice through the mundane like a hot knife through butter.
💎A unique ability to mix heartfelt sentiments with sarcasm—keep that up!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a theme for your posts; 'existential preparation' might just catch on!
🚀Try incorporating visuals into your posts—memes are your best friends!
🚀Engage more with your followers; maybe start some polls about the absurdity of life!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

With Carly Rae Jepsen's next album drop, expect a series of posts dissecting love, loneliness, and the perfect dance moves in between.

Potential Superpower

Becoming the queen of relatable content—where no emotional depth is too shallow and no snack recipe too trivial!

Future Community Role

You might evolve to be the go-to sage for emotional support and witty quips in your Bluesky realm!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Relatable Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Whip-smart wit
⚔️Crafting existential musings
⚔️Channeling pop culture references

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking every meal choice
💀Pathologically online
💀Morning cardio avoidance

Quest Line

Navigating the absurdities of daily life with humor and heart.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The world runs on a hidden algorithm that prioritizes TikTok dances over emotional depth.

Evidence Board

1. Zayn's fashion choices during his debut show. 2. The increasing number of people quoting Mitski on social media. 3. The suspicious popularity of Chappell Roan's songs.

Secret Society

Society of Sarcastic Existentialists — meetings held at the local coffee shop to discuss the meaning of cringey TikTok trends.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCrisisMemes

Twitter Main Character

The one tweeting about the irony of running 5k while eating pizza.

LinkedIn Title

‘Couch Activist’ promoting the philosophy of ‘why leave the house when you can stare at the wall and contemplate life?’

Metaverse Final Form

The paper-thin avatar that’s eternally trying to log off but can’t because they’re too busy scrolling.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> 90s-style Geocities page filled with animated GIFs of sad kittens and quotes from indie films.

MySpace Era

Profile with an all-black background, featuring My Chemical Romance as the top song, with a blog dedicated to feelings.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralizing platform for sharing emotional snack recipes and existential rants.

Future Post

‘Currently spiraling into a new existential crisis due to the influx of summer blockbusters and their lack of depth. Send help (and snacks).’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend humor with the poignant realities of life is truly unmatched—a comedy of errors we all relate to.

Charming Quirk

Your posts feel like a never-ending group chat filled with inside jokes only the best of friends would get.

Final Encouragement

"Keep laughing, keep sharing your unique perspective; you’re like a cup of coffee—strong and a little bitter, but absolutely essential!"

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.