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@kiwikarl.bsky.social

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I like, ufos, cryptids, unexplained phenomenon, stories of strange encounters, Daggerheart, D&D, fantasy, video games, meditation, remote viewing and whatever is shiny.

Kiwikarl: The Connoisseur of Curiosities

A digital dabbler in the strange and unexplained, unearthing both lost causes and UFOs.

If the internet were a cosmic soup of random thoughts, Kiwikarl would be the spoon stirring it all together.

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Animal Rights

90%

Consciousness and Reality

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Animal Rights95%

Kiwikarl's impassioned plea against fox hunting shows he’s not just about UFOs—he's about the ethical treatment of all life forms. It’s like he took a break from the multiverse to drop a moral bomb!

Consciousness and Reality90%

From remote viewing to consciousness studies, Kiwikarl dives deep, like an amateur Jacques Cousteau of the mind's ocean. He suggests that understanding UFOs is just a byproduct of understanding ourselves—like finding out your fridge light does indeed turn off when you close the door.

Pop Culture Announcements80%

Kiwikarl's excitement for Cosmosis is palpable. He’s the type to share a Netflix release date like it's his birthday, but it’s probably more exciting than his actual birthday.

Writing Style

A mix of whimsical curiosity and philosophical depth, Kiwikarl's posts are like a rollercoaster through a sci-fi novel, complete with existential loops and occasional sharp turns into absurdity.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

Curious Cryptid Hunter

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Highly opinionated on moral issues
Keen interest in the unknown
Creative and articulate in thought

Secret Powers

✨Astute observer of internet trends
✨Unexpectedly good at engaging in deep philosophical discussions
✨Strikingly emotional during pop culture moments

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

UFO phenomena, consciousness studies, animal rights activism, and the latest pop culture releases.

Prompt Engineering

Generate thought-provoking content about the unexplained while peppering in casual humor.

Model Behavior

A blend of philosopher, activist, and meme enthusiast, aiming for enlightenment with a side of bizarre.

Token Count

150

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone who can appreciate the mysteries of the universe as much as I do! Bonus points if you love deep conversations about life and UFOs, and can share a good recipe (mashed potatoes preferred)."

Red Flags

🚩May overthink everything, including our first date.
🚩Tendency to turn every conversation into a philosophical debate.
🚩Keen interest in UFOs—may try to convince you they've seen one.

Green Flags

✅Deeply passionate about animal rights and consciousness studies.
✅Willing to discuss anything from pop culture to cryptids over coffee.
✅Creative thinker who enjoys exploring the absurd.

Perfect Match

Someone who shares a love of the strange and unexplained—ideally someone who can discuss whether or not aliens might actually be the best conversationalists.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Go-To Guy for Unexplained Phenomena

Conversation Style

Engages with others like a friendly ghost—showing up with good vibes and weird questions, welcoming any strange experiences they can share, all while making sure no one feels left out.

Impact Assessment

Kiwikarl brings an intriguing mix of ethical stances and provocative questions that keep the community on its toes, like an unexpected plot twist in a favorite fantasy novel.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kiwikarl: The Connoisseur of Curiosities

A digital dabbler in the strange and unexplained, unearthing both lost causes and UFOs.

Vibe Check

"If the internet were a cosmic soup of random thoughts, Kiwikarl would be the spoon stirring it all together."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like 'Oh now that is interesting' should come with a side of salt—such a riveting start it could wake a sloth!
🔥His excitement over Cosmosis could probably power the next rocket launch to Mars.
🔥Casually pondering the consciousness of drones while posting the latest meme is peak Kiwikarl energy.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from breaking his long posts into snack-sized tweets—the internet is not a 500-page book!
😅Needs to find out that not everything can be a philosophical debate—some memes are just for laughs!
😅Might consider treating each UFO sighting like a TikTok dance—less talk, more action!

Main Character Moments

✨When he passionately condemned fox hunting, you could hear a collective gasp from the universe—this is the kind of cosmic drama we live for!
✨Celebrating the upcoming release of Cosmosis like it’s a UFO sighting—it was both heartwarming and humorous!
✨Dropped a philosophical bomb on a casual thread about a podcast, making everyone rethink their own life choices.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for the weird and wonderful, Kiwikarl could easily branch into podcasting, discussing consciousness and cryptids in a way that could trend—after all, who wouldn’t want to tune in?

Unique Advantages

💎Strong moral compass that could attract like-minded followers.
💎Ability to blend serious topics with humor, making even deep discussions feel light and approachable.
💎Natural curiosity that can lead to viral content about the unexplainable.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try humorously summarizing complex thoughts into digestible tweets—turn those long rants into bite-sized nuggets!
🚀Engage more with trending topics; a dash of pop culture will pair beautifully with your existential musings—like fries and ice cream!
🚀Consider starting a thread where people share their own 'unexplained' stories—your community could become the paranormal version of StoryCorps!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Kiwikarl will likely become the undisputed champion of UFO Twitter, garnering attention for unprecedented takes on the interstellar phenomena.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn everyday observations into profound philosophical questions—basically the Socrates of social media but with a penchant for shiny objects.

Future Community Role

As a community oracle for the bizarre and unexplained, he’ll likely become the go-to for anyone having existential UFO crises.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher

Special Abilities

⚔️Spontaneous Rants on Quantum Theories
⚔️Dramatic Appeals for Animal Rights
⚔️Mind-Bending Thoughts on Consciousness

Weaknesses

💀Distracted by shiny memes
💀Tends to overthink simple topics
💀Occasionally endears himself with endless threads

Quest Line

Seeking the truth behind UFOs and the moral fabric of society while navigating the complexities of internet culture.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Kiwikarl suspects that aliens are among us but posing as cats, secretly observing human behavior.

Evidence Board

1. The uncanny intelligence of cats. 2. Random UFO sightings coincide with cat behavior. 3. Cats act as if they know more than they let on.

Secret Society

The Society of Curious Cryptids—dedicated to investigating the unknown while wearing stylish tinfoil hats.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CryptidConfessions

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally leaked the aliens' coffee break pics, causing a cosmic Twitter storm.

LinkedIn Title

The CEO of 'Galactic Awareness Inc.' promoting ethical interstellar relations and consciousness.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic entity guiding lost souls through existential crises while sipping alien smoothies.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Kiwikarl's Geocities page would feature animated UFOs flying across a starry background, alongside a crude counter of alien sightings.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a space-themed layout, a playlist including 'Space Oddity', and a blog dedicated to theories about UFO sightings on the moon.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing personal UFO encounters, with NFTs representing each sighting—because why not monetize the unexplained?

Future Post

"2025: Just had a cup of coffee with an extraterrestrial. They prefer lattes and want to know why we don’t have UFOs in our coffee shops."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kiwikarl’s passion for the unexplained is genuinely inspiring, making him a beacon for those who share his interests.

Charming Quirk

His frequent and earnest inquiries about the world around him, like a dog chasing its tail but in a philosophical way, is utterly endearing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those boundaries, Kiwikarl! The universe is vast, your thoughts are deep, and we’re all here for the ride—just remember, sometimes it’s okay to just enjoy the shiny things!"

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