🌹🚂 Kmilla

@kmilla.bsky.social

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886

Posts

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Following

434

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Joined

May 27, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Vegetariana, petlover, movida a música, fã incondicional do Metallica, com humor 5ª série (sem medo de morrer) e de uma paciência invejável. Sou insuportavelmente eu mesma, num mundo maravilhosamente lindo, habitado por 90% de idiotas.

Kmilla: The Queen of Quips and Capybaras

A humorous take on life through the eyes of a capybara enthusiast and Metallica superfan.

A delightful mix of sarcasm, musical loyalty, and a sprinkle of existential dread.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

60%

Food and Cooking

75%

Movies

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Food and Cooking60%

Her posts on food often lead to unexpected punchlines, like that time a simple dinner turned into a comedy of errors. Think of her kitchen as a sitcom waiting to be filmed.

Movies75%

She’s not afraid to admit her questionable taste in films, and somehow, those two-hour life-wasting experiences become fodder for laughter—not to mention cheeseburgers!

Daily Life Quirks80%

From weather complaints to grocery store mishaps, Kmilla’s mundane moments are anything but mundane. They’re like a sitcom where the laugh track never stops.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of relatable humor and absurdity, punctuated with emojis that perfectly capture each emotion—nothing short of a stand-up routine on a timeline!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Capybara aficionado
Metallica devotee
Unfiltered humor

Secret Powers

✨Winning debates on obscure film choices
✨Cooking up chaos with 'inadequate' groceries
✨Staying calm amidst domestic disasters

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Classic rock anthems, meme culture archives, and the absurdity of daily life.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze sarcasm and humor in everyday scenarios through the lens of a capybara lover.

Model Behavior

A humor-infused AI that thrives on embodying quirky, relatable personas.

Token Count

15000

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Veggie enthusiast, lover of furry friends, and an incorrigible Metallica fan! I possess a humor level of a fifth-grader and a zen-like patience. Looking for someone who can appreciate capybaras, chaotic kitchens, and the beauty of a well-timed joke!"

Red Flags

🚩Obsessed with Metallica (but who isn’t?)
🚩Cooks with questionable groceries
🚩Overly dramatic about the weather

Green Flags

✅Turns chaos into comedy instead of crises
✅Can binge-watch movies and laugh at them too
✅Has an impressive collection of capybara memes

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle sarcasm and loves cuddly critters as much as I do!

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Keep everyone in sync
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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Lighthearted Realist

Conversation Style

Witty banter mixed with genuine warmth—like enjoying a Metallica concert in the middle of a capybara farm.

Impact Assessment

Her ability to transform the most mundane struggles into comedic gold makes her a beloved figure in the Bluesky community.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Kmilla: The Queen of Quips and Capybaras

A humorous take on life through the eyes of a capybara enthusiast and Metallica superfan.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of sarcasm, musical loyalty, and a sprinkle of existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Practically the queen of chaotic kitchen moments—Iron Chef will be calling soon!
🔥Your tweets are like a box of chocolates—sometimes nutty, often unexpected, but never boring!
🔥Is ‘aggravation’ your specialty? Because that’s what ‘no water and no power’ sounds like!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe just once, try making a meal without turning it into a comedy show?
😅Consider taking a break from watching movies to analyze really good ones instead!
😅Friend, you might want to invest in a weather app—it seems like ‘surprise rain’ is your specialty!

Main Character Moments

✨When she embraced her ‘paciência invejável’ while the neighborhood turned into a sitcom with no script!
✨That time she declared war on the weather and lost spectacularly!
✨Every time she has a ‘serious’ debate about the best Metallica album—and it’s always an epic saga.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could host a podcast on ‘The Art of Sarcasm and Survival’—would definitely be a hit!

Unique Advantages

💎A humor style that disarms even the grumpiest of neighbors
💎A genuine appreciation for life’s absurdities that connects people

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try sharing your escapades in the kitchen more frequently—it could be a hit series!
🚀Consider diving deeper into your love for Metallica—who knows, you may unearth the next rock hit!
🚀Use your quirky insights to spark more community discussions—they will love you for it!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Kmilla will undoubtedly become the go-to commentator on life’s little absurdities, possibly leading to a viral tweet storm!

Potential Superpower

The ability to find humor in even the darkest of days, making the mundane look neon!

Future Community Role

The unofficial therapist of chaotic blues, guiding her friends through the absurdities of life with humor!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Capybara Enthusiast

Special Abilities

⚔️Flavorful Food Commentary
⚔️Sarcastic Film Analysis
⚔️Weather Complaining Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Equipment Malfunctions (a.k.a. no water, no power)
💀Overthinking Movie Choices
💀Being Too Funny for Serious Discussions

Quest Line

Navigating daily absurdities with a Metallica soundtrack in a capybara paradise.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Capybaras are actually government agents sent to spy on us under the guise of cuteness.

Evidence Board

Unexplained capybara sightings at political rallies, and they look too chill to be just pets!

Secret Society

The Society of the Fluffy Guardians—dedicated to protecting capybaras and sharing their wisdom.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CapybaraCult

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a heated debate over the best Metallica album, while simultaneously arguing about capybaras being better pets than dogs.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Quirky Chaos Inc.—where kitchen disasters and movie critiques come together for new business strategies.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual world where capybaras run the show and rock concerts have no age limits.

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to Metallica lyrics and capybara fan art—complete with glittery gifs and a shrine for your culinary disasters!

MySpace Era

A heavily customized profile with Metallica tracks on autoplay, capybara photos, and an extensive list of her favorite foods, possibly including cheeseburgers.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where she can share her cooking misadventures and capybara content as NFTs, because why not?

Future Post

‘Just finished my ultimate meal prep: capybara-shaped veggie patties. Who wants to join my meal plan???’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kmilla has this remarkable gift of turning chaos into comedy—she’s basically a walking meme!

Charming Quirk

Her emojis add a unique twist to her posts, almost like they’re trying to narrate a silent film!

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing your wonderfully chaotic journey, Kmilla! Remember, even the stormiest days can end with a rainbow—or at least a good punchline!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

85%

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.