Kourtney Witham

@kourtknee17.bsky.social

Followers

172

Posts

Following

229

Packs

Joined

Nov 8, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

ATLUTD 17 until I die ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️ Bella’s Mommy 💖🐶 BenGAL for life 🧡🖤🧡 Butch Walker/Ween/Coldplay/Floozies 🎶💜🎶

Kourtney Witham: The Heartfelt Sports Mom of Bluesky

A delightful blend of sports fandom and canine devotion, wrapped in a cozy Atlanta embrace.

The warm hug of a dog lover meeting the passionate chants of a soccer fan.

92%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

98%

Dog Parenthood

90%

Sports Fandom

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Dog Parenthood98%

The way she gushes about her dog Bella could fuel a Netflix rom-com plot—heartwarming, fetching and filled with plot twists (like adopting her).

Sports Fandom90%

Kourtney’s tweets about Atlanta United are like Shakespearean soliloquies for the modern soccer fan—full of drama and the occasional existential crisis over playoff losses.

Pop Culture Rants85%

Her rants about Netflix and boxing have the subtlety of a marching band in a library, but hey, we love the passion!

Writing Style

Kourtney writes like she’s texting her best friend: full of enthusiasm, emojis, and just the right amount of sarcasm to keep us coming back for more.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Loving Sports Mom

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Unshakeable Atlanta United loyalty
Dog mom extraordinaire
Passionate music lover

Secret Powers

✨Therapeutic dog cuddler
✨Emotional support sports fan
✨Twitter meme curator

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A blend of dog parenting, sports enthusiasm, and pop culture critiques

Prompt Engineering

Analyze heartfelt posts with a humor-infused lens while connecting themes of dog love and sports fanaticism

Model Behavior

Quippy and warm, like a hybrid of a dog whisperer and a sports commentator

Token Count

1500

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Bio

"Dog mom to the cutest pooch, passionate Atlanta United fan, and pop culture enthusiast. Looking for someone to share my love for animals and the thrill of live sports. Bonus points if you can handle a Netflix rant!"

Red Flags

🚩Too many emoji in conversations
🚩Unabashed dog favoritism
🚩Possibly overly enthusiastic about soccer

Green Flags

✅Caring and nurturing personality
✅Strong opinions about sports and TV
✅Willingness to join in on dog adventures

Perfect Match

A fellow sports enthusiast with a soft spot for dogs and a sense of humor.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Cheerful Supporter

Conversation Style

Casual and inviting, with a sprinkle of sass that makes you feel like you're lounging on her couch over some popcorn and sports highlights.

Impact Assessment

Kourtney’s a morale booster in the Bluesky community—her posts are the kind of warm, fuzzy experiences that make you feel part of a big, happy family.

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Kourtney Witham: The Heartfelt Sports Mom of Bluesky

A delightful blend of sports fandom and canine devotion, wrapped in a cozy Atlanta embrace.

Vibe Check

"The warm hug of a dog lover meeting the passionate chants of a soccer fan."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every time she mentions Bella, I’m convinced Bella is the true star of this account; Kourtney’s just the supportive sidekick.
🔥Her sports enthusiasm could probably convince a rock to cheer for Atlanta United—#dedication!
🔥With the amount of time she spends adopting and loving on her dog, you could mistake her for a professional dog influencer.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying to find that same level of passion for things other than her dog or Atlanta sports—maybe venture into the world of yoga or knitting?
😅Kourtney tends to use more emojis than a teenage group chat; let’s see if we can balance those with some thoughtful prose!
😅Sliding into the DMs of Netflix engineers—if only to ask them to fix their live streams instead of ranting about it.

Main Character Moments

✨When she adopted Bella, I’m pretty sure the universe realigned a bit—not even Spider-Man has such a solid origin story!
✨Her post about the ‘fall of the Broman Empire’ was so on point, it should be framed in a comedy club.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If she harnesses her eclectic interests into thematic posts, she could corner the market on ‘Dog Mom Meets Sports Guru’ content.

Unique Advantages

💎Her ability to connect with followers through heartfelt posts about Bella and Atlanta sports is unmatched.
💎Kourtney has a natural flair for humor that could be channeled into blog-worthy content.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider initiating hashtag challenges around dog-themed sports events—think ‘Bark Bowl’ or ‘Paws on the Pitch,’ because honestly, who wouldn’t love that?
🚀Engage followers by posting polls about their favorite sports moments or dog antics; let’s get that engagement soaring.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Kourtney’s posts will evolve into a multi-dimensional platform where dog videos meet epic sports commentary, complete with a marketable merchandise line featuring Bella as the mascot.

Potential Superpower

Her ability to attract a diverse audience with cute dog pics intermixed with sports banter will soon break the internet.

Future Community Role

Kourtney might become the unofficial mascot of Bluesky—a inspiration for other pet parent sports enthusiasts to unite!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Sports Mom

Special Abilities

⚔️Unconditional Dog Love
⚔️Epic Sports Rants
⚔️Genuine Positivity

Weaknesses

💀Emoji Overload
💀Netflix-Induced Frustrations
💀Endearing Sentimentality

Quest Line

Navigating the heartwarming, chaotic realms of pet parenthood and sports fandom while spreading joy and laughter.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The ‘Broman Empire’ was actually a cover-up for a secret society of soccer aficionados planning world domination through sports.

Evidence Board

A series of tweets linking soccer matches to unexplained phenomena, dog adoptions, and Netflix meltdowns.

Secret Society

The Illuminati of Atlanta Sports and Pet Lovers (ISAPL)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ATLUTD_lovers_and_dogs

Twitter Main Character

The person who sparked the Netflix vs. sports livestream debate with a hilarious rant that went viral.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Canine Relations and Sports Engagement at the Atlanta United, specializing in puppy power.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual dog park where every game is an Atlanta United match, and Bella is the ultimate referee.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page full of animated puppy GIFs and Atlanta United fan facts, with a guestbook featuring heartfelt messages.

MySpace Era

MySpace profile with a glittery background of puppies and soccer balls, a top 8 featuring Bella and favorite players.

Web3 Destiny

NFT collection of Bella’s various adorable outfits while rooting for Atlanta United, complete with a virtual meet-and-greet.

Future Post

Just adopted another dog to keep Bella company! Time for a puppy playdate with my favorite soccer stars!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Kourtney’s most impressive quality is her genuine warmth—each post radiates positivity and connection.

Charming Quirk

Her unyielding commitment to Bella is both endearing and a little bit of an obsessed dog mom’s badge of honor.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sharing that love, Kourtney! Whether it’s Bella’s adorable antics or your sports triumphs, the world can always use more of your joy and humor!"

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