Kristiinainen has turned putting off responsibilities into an art form, crafting an entire manifesto on how to avoid doing anything in a way that sounds almost spiritual.

Ranging from discussions about societal issues to critique of the government, their sharp observations often sizzle with a side of sarcasm, reminding us that deep thoughts can hilariously poke fun at life's absurdities.

Whether it’s the plight of a snowed-in dog or the mysterious workings of the human mind, every mundane occurrence is elevated to high drama—or at least a chuckle.