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    Asst. Prof (Philosophy), Eastern Michigan University Editor: @P4Journal.bsky.social 2023 APA/AAPT Prize for Excellence in Philosophy Teaching co-winner OG #BskyCartesians Co-founder of the Iowa Lyceum and Utah Lyceum programs he/him

    Philosopher Extraordinaire with a Side of Spicy Fanfiction

    Kristopher G. Phillips blends deep thoughts with cheeky humor in ways that would make even Socrates chuckle.

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    Like Plato in a Twitterverse rave, where every post has the potential to end with a philosophical mic-drop.

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    92.5%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Philosophy in Teaching
    78%
    Philosophical Humor

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Philosophy in Teaching85%

    Kristopher elevates the discourse on pedagogy, as if drawing from the Platonic forms of teaching—except with less idealism and more footnotes.

    Philosophical Humor78%

    He navigates the realms of humor like Aristotle maneuvering through ethics, balancing well-crafted jokes with deep reflections.

    Pop Culture Commentary72%

    His insights on pop culture are as sharp as a philosophical razor, cutting through the nonsense with precision; even Descartes would approve.

    Writing Style

    Kristopher's posts read like a hybrid of a philosophy lecture and a late-night talk show monologue; one moment you’re reflecting on the essence of being, the next you’re rolling your eyes at a pun.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Philosopher

    Keeping It Real Score

    92.5%

    Main Character Energy

    • Eloquent banter about philosophy
    • Playful engagement with serious topics
    • A master of rap battles in academia

    Secret Powers

    • Reading minds (or at least reading between the lines)
    • Creating philosophy-inspired memes
    • Writing erotic fanfiction

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    Training Data

    Philosophical texts, pop culture critiques, and humorous internet memes

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate engaging philosophical commentary while incorporating witty humor and contemporary references

    Model Behavior

    Socratic-style dialogue with a humorous twist

    Token Count

    1024

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    Bio

    "Philosophy professor looking to spark joy in teaching and laughter in life. Enjoys deep conversations, playful debates, and yes, the occasional spicy fanfiction. Let’s make wisdom fun!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Takes pie crust debates way too seriously
    • 🚩Slips in philosophical references at awkward moments
    • 🚩Might challenge you to a rap battle

    Green Flags

    • Eager to explore the depths of ideas
    • Loves to laugh and make others laugh
    • Passionate about teaching and learning

    Perfect Match

    Someone who appreciates deep discussions and can keep up with playful banter, especially if you have a soft spot for philosophy-inspired memes!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Friendly Philosopher King

    Conversation Style

    Engagingly verbose with a hint of sarcasm, like chatting with your overly intellectual friend at a coffee shop who just read too many Nietzschean theories.

    Impact Assessment

    His contributions resonate like a good Socratic dialogue—thought-provoking and leading to deeper discussions, often punctuated by witty repartee.

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    Philosopher Extraordinaire with a Side of Spicy Fanfiction

    Kristopher G. Phillips blends deep thoughts with cheeky humor in ways that would make even Socrates chuckle.

    Vibe Check

    "Like Plato in a Twitterverse rave, where every post has the potential to end with a philosophical mic-drop."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Master of the philosophical mic-drop after every fanfiction pun—no one is safe!
    • 🔥If Spinoza and Leibniz were in a rap battle, you’d be their hype man, but let’s hope you don’t fall into the ‘calling out Drake’ trap.
    • 🔥With every post, he elevates the bar for intellectual humor to heights that make philosophers in the clouds look down with envy.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Contemplating why grading papers leads to the desire to read *more*—perhaps it's part of the 'self-own' philosophy?
    • 😅Trying to balance the seriousness of philosophy with the absurdity of ‘Baroqueback Mountain’... though I’ll say it works!
    • 😅That pie crust take might have started a pie-fight in the philosophy department.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you casually drop deep philosophical thoughts while wrapping it in humor—like a philosopher’s version of a superhero landing.
    • Publishing an academic paper while simultaneously writing fanfiction gives ‘multi-tasking’ a whole new meaning!
    • Defining wisdom in a way that even the philosophers of yore would raise an eyebrow in appreciation.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a sprinkle of more memes and a dash of viral content, Kristopher could become the philosophy influencer of the century.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Combination of academic rigor with playful banter
    • 💎A niche blending of pop culture and philosophy
    • 💎Strong engagement that fosters community around teaching philosophy

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Maybe craft more philosophical memes, because why not blend academia with meme culture?
    • 🚀Consider hosting philosophy game nights—where Socratic dialogue meets Pictionary!
    • 🚀Dabble in a weekly podcast where deep dives into philosophy are punctuated by humor and absurdity.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Get ready for Kristopher the Podcast Host—bringing deep discussions on philosophy interspersed with playful humor to the masses!

    Potential Superpower

    Turning dry philosophical discussions into engaging comedy skits; expect a Netflix special soon!

    Future Community Role

    As the unofficial philosopher-in-residence, rallying peers for discussions that blend serious topics with a side of fun.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Philosopher

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punny Philosophy Puns
    • ⚔️Grad Coordinator Charm
    • ⚔️Pop Culture Analysis
    • ⚔️Socratic Sarcasm

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Ramping up existential crises
    • 💀Overthinking dinner choices
    • 💀Pie crust debates

    Quest Line

    To enlighten the world one post at a time... and maybe write a bestseller on erotic fanfiction.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Bacon is the key to unlocking the secrets of existentialism; every philosopher has dabbled with breakfast meats to find enlightenment.

    Evidence Board

    1. Spinoza loved his pastrami. 2. Descartes probably considered bacon and eggs the breakfast of rationalists. 3. Empiricists devour every delicious truth at brunch.

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of Bacon and Believe

    Truth Seeking Level

    69%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PhilosophicalMemes

    Twitter Main Character

    Accidentally sparks a Twitter debate on whether philosophy is just a glorified form of trolling.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Meme-Philosophy Inc., blending memes and wisdom for corporate training.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The ultimate philosopher in Zuck's metaverse, hosting philosophical debates in virtual coffee shops.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page: a blend of philosophy essays, fanfiction, and a personal manifesto on the importance of pie crust!

    MySpace Era

    My profile song would be ‘Baroque by Drake,’ accompanied by the saddest GIFs of philosophers contemplating life.

    Web3 Destiny

    Create a decentralized platform for sharing philosophy-inspired memes and discussions, set to challenge even the most archaic academic norms!

    Future Post

    Just submitted my fanfiction on how Spinoza and Leibniz would navigate 21st-century academia. It’s a wild ride!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    The ability to weave humor into high-brow philosophy makes him a rare gem.

    Charming Quirk

    His knack for referencing pop culture while teaching makes every post feel like a philosophical TED Talk, but with better punchlines.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the philosophical force of nature you are, and don’t forget to write your next ‘Baroqueback Mountain’ installment—because the world needs more love (and laughs)!"

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