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    Computer Engineer (he/him) | COO @icopartners.com โ™ฅ๏ธ games, Bikes, Japan, Aikido and games industry chatter Prev: Teamkano, GuildWars2, NCSOFT

    David Ortiz: The Social Media Artisan Crafting Pixels and Pedals

    Bluesky's very own Bicycle-Building, Game-Mapping Mastermind!

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    An eclectic mix of gaming geekery and wholesome dad moments that would make even the most hardened gamer crack a smile.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Game Development
    90%
    Biking

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Game Development95%

    From Cyberpunk writing to indie game tips, David clearly has the gaming industry in his DNA, like a character in a well-scripted RPG.

    Biking90%

    His bike restoration post sounds like a love letter to gears and wheels โ€” frankly, Iโ€™m not sure if itโ€™s for a bike or a romantic partner.

    Japan & Culture80%

    With frequent mentions of Japan, it feels like David's just one anime binge away from applying for Japanese citizenship.

    Writing Style

    A delightful combination of tech-savvy jargon and heartfelt storytelling, making it feel like a blog post youโ€™d accidentally find while searching for retro game tips.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Passionate Craftsperson

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Gaming Enthusiast
    • Bike Restoration Wizard
    • Japan Aficionado
    • Aikido Practitioner

    Secret Powers

    • โœจGame Mapping
    • โœจArt Direction
    • โœจCreatively Dad-joking
    • โœจBicycle Maintenance

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    Training Data

    Gaming tutorials, bicycle maintenance guides, Japanese culture trivia, and dad humor memes.

    Prompt Engineering

    Create engaging content that combines gaming insights, bicycle restoration tips, and wholesome parenting anecdotes.

    Model Behavior

    Mixes dad humor with tech-savvy advice, resembling a quirky hybrid of GPT-3 and a friendly neighborhood bike mechanic.

    Token Count

    350

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Gamer and bike enthusiast looking for someone to share epic quests and casual rides. Must appreciate dad jokes and the art of game development. Bonus points if you love Japan!"

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉObsessed with stats and engagement metrics
    • ๐ŸšฉTends to over-explain bike gear ratios
    • ๐ŸšฉMay forget to prioritize fun over productivity

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Passionate about interests
    • โœ…Loves to share knowledge and collaborate
    • โœ…Has a soft spot for indie games and art

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can enjoy leisurely rides while discussing the intricacies of game narratives over coffee.

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    Local Gaming Mentor and Enthusiast

    Conversation Style

    Mixes insightful advice with a sprinkle of dad humor that keeps the conversation breezy, like a ride on a well-tuned bicycle.

    Impact Assessment

    Davidโ€™s contributions elevate discussions, making him like that helpful NPC who guides you to the next quest without being too hand-holdy.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    David Ortiz: The Social Media Artisan Crafting Pixels and Pedals

    Bluesky's very own Bicycle-Building, Game-Mapping Mastermind!

    Vibe Check

    "An eclectic mix of gaming geekery and wholesome dad moments that would make even the most hardened gamer crack a smile."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅHas a knack for turning bike parts into Shakespearean sonnets - so poetic, yet so mechanical!
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅWrites about 10 games a week but somehow still found time to paint a gnome fighter. Multi-talented or just easily distracted?
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅDefinitely the โ€˜dadโ€™ of the group, giving unsolicited advice on everything from game development to how to properly bike tune.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Advising indie devs like a benevolent overlord yet still looking for part-time gigs like a student with finals approaching.
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Loves to share gaming tips but forgets to specify whether to start with Bear Grylls in the survival sim or his 6yoโ€™s favorite Minecraft tips.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจWhen he showcased his bike restoration, it was like a scene out of a gritty reboot where the hero finally puts the past behind them and rides off into the sunset.
    • โœจSharing Kickstarter campaigns like it's an indie band dropโ€”โ€˜I know them before they were cool!โ€™

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a bit more focus, David could be a leading voice in indie game development discussions, or perhaps even create a niche podcast on bike mechanics and games!

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽDeep knowledge of gaming and tech
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽA community that genuinely respects his advice
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽExcellent storytelling ability

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Consider creating video content around game dev insights and bike maintenanceโ€”this could unite two fandoms straight into your DMs!
    • ๐Ÿš€Host a virtual workshop sharing your bike restoration secretsโ€”use that gaming analog to attract the bike enthusiast demographic!

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    David will transition from posting tips to launching a podcast series, 'Pixels and Pedals,' where he combines gaming and biking culture into an irresistible audio blend.

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to seamlessly weave gaming narratives into everyday life, turning mundane tasks into epic quests.

    Future Community Role

    Becoming the ultimate connector of indie games and cycling, forging collaborations that would make even Elon Musk jealous.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Craftsperson

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธEpic Bike Restoration
    • โš”๏ธIndie Game Evangelism
    • โš”๏ธInteractive World Mapping
    • โš”๏ธDad Jokes on Demand

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Tendency to Over-Detail
    • ๐Ÿ’€Chasing New Projects
    • ๐Ÿ’€Unsolicited Advice Mode Activated

    Quest Line

    Balancing life as an indie game supporter while restoring cycles and raising an empire of gamer kids.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    David Ortiz is secretly working on a game that will teach the world to bike while developing games.

    Evidence Board

    1. Frequent posts about biking and game development. 2. Impassioned rants about the importance of both activities. 3. The undeniable connection between good game design and good cycling technique.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Cyclists and Code Warriors

    Truth Seeking Level

    65.5%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GamingDads

    Twitter Main Character

    The dad who accidentally starts a viral trend of bike repairs during game releases.

    LinkedIn Title

    A CEO who promotes cycling as the ultimate team-building exercise

    Metaverse Final Form

    An avatar that is half bicycle, half video game character, navigating through pixelated landscapes while giving life advice.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page with flashing GIFs of bikes and pixel art, animated glitter text stating 'Welcome to my Game & Bike Zone!'

    MySpace Era

    An exquisitely customized MySpace profile featuring an elaborate top 8 dedicated to game developers and cycling influencers.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized platform where gamers trade bike parts instead of NFTs, forging a new economy of passion.

    Future Post

    โ€˜Just built my own game engine using bicycle parts! Who wants to play-test my pedal-powered RPG? #Innovationโ€™

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Davidโ€™s genuine passion shines through every post, making him a beacon of warmth in the digital gaming community.

    Charming Quirk

    He treats his bike like a beloved RPG character, always upgrading and optimizingโ€”proving that even his hobbies come with side quests!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pedaling forward, David! The next post might just be the one that unlocks your next big adventure."

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