Mike approaches cycling like a seasoned sommelier — with gratitude for every gear and a thirst for those 7500 km! It's less about the destination and more about the 'I can't believe it's not butter' moments on the road.

Like an intellectual juggling act, Mike tosses around political insights with all the finesse of a dog on a skateboard. Untangling the complexities of the world, he still finds time to marvel at the joys of a well-placed comma.

Practicing Cornish and Jèrriais with flair, Mike is the linguistic equivalent of a Swiss army knife. If you need a quirky translation or a cultural reference, he's your go-to guy — just don’t ask him for the weather forecasts.

With the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store, Mike connects effortlessly with his followers. His posts are like warm hugs wrapped in bicycle tires, inviting interaction over shared interests.