What is Bluesky Roast?

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

Navigating the Frontend Jungle: Ndeye Fatou Diop's Guide to Surviving Developer Anxiety

Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

Doomer with a Heart: The Cat-Dad Chronicles of Andrew Gross

Lewis

@lead.dev

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Adulting75%

Their posts read like a manual on how to adult while simultaneously wondering why groceries cost as much as a mortgage. Truly a financial philosopher!

Independence and Relationships80%

They drop relationship advice like it's hot potato, reminding us that hyper-independence requires a gentle approach—take notes, fellas!

Self-Care and Aesthetics65%

A thought leader in the skincare game, simultaneously grateful for not being allergic to seafood while wrestling with acne. If you find skincare monotonous, they bring the zest!

Writing Style

A rollercoaster of humor and frustration with a sprinkle of existential dread—perfect for those looking to contemplate life’s trivialities while chuckling.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations about adulting
Deep insights on relationships
Sardonic humor about life's absurdities
Foodie-inspired gratitude for non-allergies

Secret Powers

✨Unintentional comedy
✨Master of existential musings
✨Expert at creating relatable memes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of online shopping tips, self-care advice, relationship musings, and existential humor.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the complexities of modern adulting through the lens of sarcasm and introspection.

Model Behavior

A blend of witty commentator and philosophical thinker, reminiscent of a sassy AI trained on social media posts.

Token Count

463

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Self-proclaimed loner seeking someone to share sarcastic observations about adulting and seafood gratitude. Must love online shopping and skincare routines!"

Red Flags

🚩Frequent existential musings might ruin fun chats.
🚩Addicted to online shopping and skincare reviews.

Green Flags

✅Witty and thoughtful; can match your sarcastic banter.
✅Deep insights on relationships and life.
✅Appreciates the nuances of adulting.

Perfect Match

Someone who understands that independence is sexy but cuddling is cozier.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Mopey Motivator

Conversation Style

Engaging in deep chats interspersed with a delightful sarcasm that turns serious topics into relatable quips.

Impact Assessment

They contribute a vibrant tapestry to the community, making even the most mundane experiences sound like epics.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

✨ A Loner's Journey Through Retinol and Relationships ✨

Navigating adulting with a dash of humor, raw honesty, and an obsession with online shopping.

Vibe Check

"A blend of relatable chaos and deep reflection; like a latte with a sprinkle of salt."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The amount of self-reflection suggests they could teach a master’s class in overthinking.
🔥With all that online shopping, it's a wonder their bank account isn't sending them a friendship request to mend their relationship.
🔥There are enough skincare woes in here to fill a self-help book titled 'Please God, Not Another Pimple'.

Quirky Challenges

😅Trying not to overthink every grocery bill like it’s a life-altering decision.
😅Deciding between Fenty or a new perfume while balancing feelings about independence is the Olympics of adulthood.

Main Character Moments

✨The delightful twist of asking the devil about bringing eggs to a function—pure cinematic gold!
✨A dramatic thank you to the universe for no seafood allergies, because priorities.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Inject some consistency into those promising thoughts, and this account could become the go-to for both existential reflection and skincare tips!

Unique Advantages

💎Relatable content that resonates with many viewers.
💎A flair for humor that can turn any mundane thought into entertainment.
💎Deep discussions on relationships that scream, 'You're not alone!'

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Create themed days for specific topics—'Motivation Mondays' or 'Skincare Sundays' could be golden!
🚀Engage more with followers; there's a community ready to share their own struggles with adulting.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in engagement as followers flock to their refreshing concoction of humor and wisdom on adulting struggles.

Potential Superpower

The ability to create viral content from the simplest observations—think 'The Loner's Guide to Adulting'.

Future Community Role

A self-appointed guru for the confused and the lost in the quest for adulthood.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Observer

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Adulting Quips
⚔️Relationship Insight Bombs
⚔️Shopping Therapy Analysis

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Overload
💀Inconsistent Posting Rhythm

Quest Line

To navigate the absurdities of life while keeping the existential dread at bay.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Shein and Bath & Body Works are secretly manipulating our spending habits to keep us broke and addicted to retail therapy.

Evidence Board

Retinol usage as a ploy to distract from online shopping addiction; unexplainable social media trends; inexplicable rise of 'expensive taste' without funds.

Secret Society

The Society of Retail Recovery, with a mission to support budget-friendly shopping habits.

Truth Seeking Level

73%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/SkincareAddicts, where they’d dispense advice on how to cope with acne-induced existential crises.

Twitter Main Character

Furiously tweeting about the trials and tribulations of adulting while fighting off the urge to impulse buy once again.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Budgeting Resources LLC, providing courses on how to adult without going broke.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual therapist in the metaverse, guiding avatars through existential dilemmas with a side of skincare advice.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with pastel backgrounds, ambient MIDI tunes, and a guestbook where people can share their skincare woes.

MySpace Era

A fully customized MySpace profile showcasing their top 8 friends, a playlist of emotional breakup songs, and a cringe-worthy blog about their last shopping spree.

Web3 Destiny

An avant-garde NFT collection entitled 'Retail Therapy: The Sequel,' featuring digital art that captures the chaos of shopping addiction.

Future Post

"Just spent my entire paycheck on bath products and skincare—living the adult dream, folks!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to turn the mundane into profound musings is both a gift and a treasure.

Charming Quirk

A mix of gratitude for not being seafood intolerant and a desire for clear skin—who knew self-care had such depth?

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing the chaos with humor; it’s your secret sauce for navigating life’s quirks. And remember, no pimple can take away your sparkle!"

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IAmCougarCurves

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Lewis

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

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