Sheila seems to treat her espresso martinis like a fragile romance; if she can't drink it, she might as well wax poetic about it. Her posts have a 10/10 passion level for brunch and cocktails.

Her celebrations of St. Andrew’s Day are so heartfelt that you can almost hear Scottish bagpipes playing in the background. A passion level of 100—but really, who can resist a good tartan pattern?

Sheila’s posts on Cardinal Wolsey and historical outliers are like a captivating lecture that you never want to end. Reading her posts is like attending a history class taught by your favorite professor who also does stand-up.

Her fondness for theatre and the arts is unmistakable, and her knowledge of the Brontes betrays a secret ability to slip seamlessly into literary discussions. A passionate 85—she could probably run a theatre troupe by herself.