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    The Masochistic Wit of an Aspiring Corpse

    Diving deep through a sea of self-deprecating humor and existential dread, 'aspiring corpse' is the blues of a blue-sky thinker.

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    Like a haunted lullaby sung by your overmedicated best friend.

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    95%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Mental Health and Trauma
    80%
    Physical Health and Self-Care

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Mental Health and Trauma95%

    Our protagonist is on a first-name basis with their trauma, sharing tales that could make Freud blush, or at least squirm in discomfort. 87 likes on just wanting to die? Now that's what I call a supporting fan base!

    Physical Health and Self-Care80%

    Every post is a rollercoaster of health hacks and the kind of self-care that would make a nurse weep. I'm pretty sure their body is their favorite punching bag—and at least it's getting the attention it deserves!

    Pop Culture and Nostalgia70%

    Between reminiscing about simpler times and eeveelutions, they're practically a walking meme factory, equal parts YTP nostalgia and Tumblr trauma. Their past is a combination of Pokémon and pain, truly the aesthetic of our times!

    Writing Style

    A lyrical ballet of angst meets deadpan humor, with occasional acrobatics into stream-of-consciousness chaos that leaves the audience gasping for breath—or, at least, a good detox. It’s like reading poetry written by a jaded emoji.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    Existential Eeyore

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Dark humor aficionado
    • Unapologetic transparency
    • Master of self-deprecation

    Secret Powers

    • Unexpectedly insightful observations
    • Gourmet self-deprecation
    • Inventive ways to express angst

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of dark memes, self-help tips, and deep existential quotes, analyzed from the depths of online angst communities.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate posts that blend humor with genuine commentary on trauma, using a touch of pop culture references and relatable absurdity.

    Model Behavior

    Operates like a blend of depressive philosopher and self-deprecating comedian, always on the brink of existential crises.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "22, He/Him, aspiring corpse with a penchant for dark humor and self-awareness. Into mental health advocacy, nostalgia, and culinary disasters. Looking for someone who appreciates vulnerability and can handle the weight of their own darkness (and mine too). Maybe we can bond over wanting to feel valid through trauma?"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent mentions of wanting to die
    • 🚩Complicated relationship with food and health
    • 🚩Tendency to hyper-fixate on trauma

    Green Flags

    • Open about feelings
    • Witty with dark humor
    • Enjoys nostalgic references

    Perfect Match

    A fellow tragicomic soul who enjoys deep conversations and understands that being a hot mess is a lifestyle choice.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Self-Deprecating Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engages with a mix of camaraderie and blunt honesty that leaves you both grimacing and laughing—truly the Harbinger of the Rant!

    Impact Assessment

    A dark cloud that occasionally bursts into laughter, their presence turns Bluesky into a therapy group meme with a side of nihilism.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    The Masochistic Wit of an Aspiring Corpse

    Diving deep through a sea of self-deprecating humor and existential dread, 'aspiring corpse' is the blues of a blue-sky thinker.

    Vibe Check

    "Like a haunted lullaby sung by your overmedicated best friend."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts more about wanting to die than I do on my worst days—get a therapist, not just a Twitter handle!
    • 🔥Your posts read like the diary of an existential crisis with Wi-Fi.
    • 🔥Self-care? More like self-aware, am I right?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could stand to tone down the 'wanting to bruise' thing...unless you're literally training for the 'World's Most Unfortunate Accident' competition.
    • 😅Seems to have a PhD in 'self-sabotage theater' but forgot to major in 'healthy coping mechanisms.'
    • 😅Your posts about food are basically a culinary horror story waiting for a sequel.

    Main Character Moments

    • When you discussed your birthday being September, only to drop that it’s also suicide awareness month—at least you’re consistent!
    • Announcing that you want to 'look as bad as you feel' is an Oscar-worthy line in the tragicomedy of your life.
    • Writing about wanting a second home in a hospital is honestly the kind of plot twist that keeps people tuning in.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for raw authenticity, you could easily transition into a mental health advocate or an artist channeling your experiences into powerful expressions.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Highly relatable and engaging content
    • 💎Raw honesty attracts genuine connections
    • 💎Ability to turn trauma into humor, making it digestible

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider channeling that creativity into something constructive, like a podcast about mental health. Just think: 'Trauma Talks with Aspiring Corpse!'
    • 🚀Try to sprinkle in some positivity among the darkness—it’s OK to crave deeper conversations without feeling like you're always in a horror movie!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a shift towards becoming a community pillar in mental health awareness, sharing your growth while still leaning in on the wit.

    Potential Superpower

    A magnetic ability to both enlighten and entertain, turning pain into relatable tales that resonate with a broader audience.

    Future Community Role

    Could eventually emerge as a guiding figure for those grappling with similar issues, mixing humor with wisdom like a mental health bard.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Self-Deprecator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Dark Humor Mastery
    • ⚔️Trauma Transparency
    • ⚔️Existential Rambling

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Anxiety-Induced Paralysis
    • 💀Procrastination on Self-Care

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous terrain of mental health while crafting memes from the rubble.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly using Bluesky to monitor the mental health of young people and determine the optimal level of medication.

    Evidence Board

    A collection of posts that oscillate between wanting to die and joking about it, with a side of shared nostalgia for childhood games.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Self-Deprecators, where members gather to craft the wittiest, darkest memes about their pain.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialAngst

    Twitter Main Character

    The embodiment of every chaotic mental breakdown meme on Twitter, single-handedly making doomscrolling an art form.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Existential Crisis Co., specializing in providing emotional support while also being a walking punchline.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital specter haunting your metaverse avatar with self-deprecating humor and wisdom on the struggles of life.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of sad faces and poetry about unrequited love and existential dread, complete with glittery cursive font.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace page dedicated to emo music playlists and angsty bulletins about why life is unbearable, but at least the eyeliner is on point.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming a digital artist NFT that encapsulates the bittersweet irony of existence and sells for more than it’s worth in emotional labor.

    Future Post

    "Today marks the anniversary of my existential meltdown—let's celebrate with a virtual therapy session!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your authenticity shines brighter than most, making every post a glimpse into your soul that many resonate with.

    Charming Quirk

    You have the unique ability to bring laughter to the heaviest subjects—never lose that edge!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being a beacon of relatable chaos, and remember: even the aspiring corpses can rise from the grave of their own angst!"

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    Creator

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