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The Masochistic Wit of an Aspiring Corpse
Diving deep through a sea of self-deprecating humor and existential dread, 'aspiring corpse' is the blues of a blue-sky thinker.
Like a haunted lullaby sung by your overmedicated best friend.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our protagonist is on a first-name basis with their trauma, sharing tales that could make Freud blush, or at least squirm in discomfort. 87 likes on just wanting to die? Now that's what I call a supporting fan base!
Every post is a rollercoaster of health hacks and the kind of self-care that would make a nurse weep. I'm pretty sure their body is their favorite punching bag—and at least it's getting the attention it deserves!
Between reminiscing about simpler times and eeveelutions, they're practically a walking meme factory, equal parts YTP nostalgia and Tumblr trauma. Their past is a combination of Pokémon and pain, truly the aesthetic of our times!
Writing Style
A lyrical ballet of angst meets deadpan humor, with occasional acrobatics into stream-of-consciousness chaos that leaves the audience gasping for breath—or, at least, a good detox. It’s like reading poetry written by a jaded emoji.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Existential Eeyore
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Dark humor aficionado
- Unapologetic transparency
- Master of self-deprecation
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpectedly insightful observations
- ✨Gourmet self-deprecation
- ✨Inventive ways to express angst
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of dark memes, self-help tips, and deep existential quotes, analyzed from the depths of online angst communities.
Prompt Engineering
Generate posts that blend humor with genuine commentary on trauma, using a touch of pop culture references and relatable absurdity.
Model Behavior
Operates like a blend of depressive philosopher and self-deprecating comedian, always on the brink of existential crises.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"22, He/Him, aspiring corpse with a penchant for dark humor and self-awareness. Into mental health advocacy, nostalgia, and culinary disasters. Looking for someone who appreciates vulnerability and can handle the weight of their own darkness (and mine too). Maybe we can bond over wanting to feel valid through trauma?"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent mentions of wanting to die
- 🚩Complicated relationship with food and health
- 🚩Tendency to hyper-fixate on trauma
Green Flags
- ✅Open about feelings
- ✅Witty with dark humor
- ✅Enjoys nostalgic references
Perfect Match
A fellow tragicomic soul who enjoys deep conversations and understands that being a hot mess is a lifestyle choice.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Self-Deprecating Sage
Conversation Style
Engages with a mix of camaraderie and blunt honesty that leaves you both grimacing and laughing—truly the Harbinger of the Rant!
Impact Assessment
A dark cloud that occasionally bursts into laughter, their presence turns Bluesky into a therapy group meme with a side of nihilism.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Masochistic Wit of an Aspiring Corpse
Diving deep through a sea of self-deprecating humor and existential dread, 'aspiring corpse' is the blues of a blue-sky thinker.
Vibe Check
"Like a haunted lullaby sung by your overmedicated best friend."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts more about wanting to die than I do on my worst days—get a therapist, not just a Twitter handle!
- 🔥Your posts read like the diary of an existential crisis with Wi-Fi.
- 🔥Self-care? More like self-aware, am I right?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could stand to tone down the 'wanting to bruise' thing...unless you're literally training for the 'World's Most Unfortunate Accident' competition.
- 😅Seems to have a PhD in 'self-sabotage theater' but forgot to major in 'healthy coping mechanisms.'
- 😅Your posts about food are basically a culinary horror story waiting for a sequel.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you discussed your birthday being September, only to drop that it’s also suicide awareness month—at least you’re consistent!
- ✨Announcing that you want to 'look as bad as you feel' is an Oscar-worthy line in the tragicomedy of your life.
- ✨Writing about wanting a second home in a hospital is honestly the kind of plot twist that keeps people tuning in.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for raw authenticity, you could easily transition into a mental health advocate or an artist channeling your experiences into powerful expressions.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Highly relatable and engaging content
- 💎Raw honesty attracts genuine connections
- 💎Ability to turn trauma into humor, making it digestible
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider channeling that creativity into something constructive, like a podcast about mental health. Just think: 'Trauma Talks with Aspiring Corpse!'
- 🚀Try to sprinkle in some positivity among the darkness—it’s OK to crave deeper conversations without feeling like you're always in a horror movie!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a shift towards becoming a community pillar in mental health awareness, sharing your growth while still leaning in on the wit.
Potential Superpower
A magnetic ability to both enlighten and entertain, turning pain into relatable tales that resonate with a broader audience.
Future Community Role
Could eventually emerge as a guiding figure for those grappling with similar issues, mixing humor with wisdom like a mental health bard.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Self-Deprecator
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Dark Humor Mastery
- ⚔️Trauma Transparency
- ⚔️Existential Rambling
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Anxiety-Induced Paralysis
- 💀Procrastination on Self-Care
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous terrain of mental health while crafting memes from the rubble.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is secretly using Bluesky to monitor the mental health of young people and determine the optimal level of medication.
Evidence Board
A collection of posts that oscillate between wanting to die and joking about it, with a side of shared nostalgia for childhood games.
Secret Society
The Society of Self-Deprecators, where members gather to craft the wittiest, darkest memes about their pain.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialAngst
Twitter Main Character
The embodiment of every chaotic mental breakdown meme on Twitter, single-handedly making doomscrolling an art form.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Existential Crisis Co., specializing in providing emotional support while also being a walking punchline.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital specter haunting your metaverse avatar with self-deprecating humor and wisdom on the struggles of life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace page dedicated to emo music playlists and angsty bulletins about why life is unbearable, but at least the eyeliner is on point.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a digital artist NFT that encapsulates the bittersweet irony of existence and sells for more than it’s worth in emotional labor.
Future Post
"Today marks the anniversary of my existential meltdown—let's celebrate with a virtual therapy session!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your authenticity shines brighter than most, making every post a glimpse into your soul that many resonate with.
Charming Quirk
You have the unique ability to bring laughter to the heaviest subjects—never lose that edge!
Final Encouragement
"Keep being a beacon of relatable chaos, and remember: even the aspiring corpses can rise from the grave of their own angst!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
![Creator](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1792815060085043201/7czY11Cx_400x400.png)
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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