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@larsupreme.bsky.social

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211

Posts

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Joined

Jul 25, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Trolling the collapse of Western Civilization. Your resident cranky Thunkle with a heart of gold. They/Them, Black & Queer. Music: djlarsupreme.com Photos: laurencejones.photography Cars: dynamicdrive.net Essays: tastefulrude.com/author/laurence-jones

Petty Everett: The Cranky Thunkle of Bluesky

A delightful mix of crankiness and warmth, navigating the internet with sharp wit and a heart of gold.

If sarcasm were a sport, our petulant protagonist would be the Michael Jordan of Bluesky.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Music and Culture

90%

Social Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music and Culture85%

Petty has a knack for diving deep into the musical backstories, reminding us that even background singers were front and center in their hearts.

Social Issues90%

From immigrants’ rights to trans visibility, their posts oscillate between passionate advocacy and witty critiques of societal norms, like a modern-day political bard.

Food and Thanksgiving75%

Their food opinions are hot takes worthy of a Michelin star: pumpkin pie? No thank you. A $28 quail? Yes, please!

Writing Style

A blend of sharp quips and reflective insights that keeps you engaged, almost like an intellectual Twitter thread posted by your snarky cousin.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Social Commentator

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Cranky humor with a heart of gold
Astute cultural observations
Passionate music lover

Secret Powers

✨Dropping insightful social critiques
✨Mastering the art of trolling
✨Showcasing creative film photography

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Humor, social issues, music history, food critiques, existential musings

Prompt Engineering

Write witty commentary on social issues and cultural observations

Model Behavior

Engaging and sarcastic, with deep dives into niche topics

Token Count

250

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Bio

"Cranky Thunkle on a mission to save civilization through humor and quail-based cuisine. Music lover, film photographer, and devoted advocate for social justice. Seeking meaningful connections over deep conversations and snacks!"

Red Flags

🚩May overanalyze your food choices at Thanksgiving
🚩Occasional existential rants about society
🚩Known to ghost when overwhelmed

Green Flags

✅Passionate supporter of social causes
✅Culinary expert (if quail is on your menu)
✅Clever and engaging conversation partner

Perfect Match

Must love music, possess a strong sense of humor, and be ready to critically discuss societal flaws while enjoying gourmet snacks.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Heartfelt Provocateur

Conversation Style

Engaged yet cheeky, like a friend who'll roast you but also bring dessert to the party.

Impact Assessment

Petty’s presence in Bluesky feels like a warm hug wrapped in a snarky critique, pulling us all together in solidarity while keeping us laughing.

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Petty Everett: The Cranky Thunkle of Bluesky

A delightful mix of crankiness and warmth, navigating the internet with sharp wit and a heart of gold.

Vibe Check

"If sarcasm were a sport, our petulant protagonist would be the Michael Jordan of Bluesky."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥The way they claim to be a Gemini but are so obviously embodying all that Taurus energy.
🔥Low engagement on posts without a touch of sarcasm—it’s like they know their audience!
🔥Claiming they’re just an ‘engaged follower’ when they’re clearly the Hunter S. Thompson of response guys.

Quirky Challenges

😅Feeling a little too comfortable with existential dread—like, it’s okay to enjoy life once in a while!
😅The urge to turn every mundane event into a full-blown commentary; sometimes, it’s just dinner, not a symposium!
😅Keeping to the neighborhood to avoid 'white people and dumb gays'—maybe just try avoiding the grocery store at peak hours?

Main Character Moments

✨Turning even a simple Thanksgiving prep into a multi-part saga worthy of a reality show.
✨The $28 quail incident—because who needs a regular turkey when you can dine like royalty?
✨Their battle against celebrity culture feels like a one-person crusade against the Empire of TikTok.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

A potential author just waiting to emerge—those essays are breadcrumbs leading to a delicious book feast!

Unique Advantages

💎A razor-sharp wit that captivates an audience in seconds.
💎An uncanny ability to blend humor with genuine advocacy—definitely a rare dual-threat in this space.
💎A passionate following that you could only wish you had for your own book clubs!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating a series of essays from their posts—turn that Bluesky gold into print!
🚀Explore podcasting—because who wouldn’t want to hear that voice spilling tea on societal madness?
🚀Regularly engage followers in discussions, maybe even start a community project around their interests.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A full-fledged media personality, combining blogging, podcasting, and maybe even a cooking show for cranky gourmets.

Potential Superpower

Their ability to make even the dullest topics shine through humor, like a magician pulling a rabbit from their quippy hat.

Future Community Role

Could become the unofficial Bluesky cultural critic, the go-to for all things witty and wise!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Social Commentary
⚔️Cultural Critique
⚔️Sarcastic Trolling

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Existential Dread
💀Overthinking Thanksgiving Dinner
💀Inability to Resist Drama

Quest Line

Navigating the collapse of Western civilization while armed with a camera and a snarky comment.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is secretly funding a pumpkin pie conspiracy to undermine Thanksgiving.

Evidence Board

1. Pumpkin pie sales are rising every year. 2. Cooking shows demonize alternative desserts. 3. Thanksgiving is the most family-centered holiday, and what better way to foster compliance than through dessert?

Secret Society

The Order of the Cranky Quail—dedicated to elevating culinary critiques and social commentary through unorthodox recipes and a sprinkle of sarcasm.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CulinaryCritiques

Twitter Main Character

Involved in a feud over Thanksgiving food choices that spirals into absolute chaos, complete with memes about quail vs. turkey.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cranky Gourmet, where every meeting ends with an existential crisis and gourmet snacks.

Metaverse Final Form

A world where everything is narrated by Petty Everett, complete with sarcastic commentary as you explore culinary experiences.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to anti-pumpkin pie rants and obscure music references, complete with a poorly animated background of quails and abstract art.

MySpace Era

Profile set to 'emo' with a background of a quail in a tuxedo and playlists featuring the Supremes and deep cuts from 1960s R&B.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where all posts are culinary adventures, and NFTs are just art pieces of their infamous Thanksgiving dinners.

Future Post

"In 2025, the only thing more absurd than our world is the fact that pumpkin pie is still a thing. Let’s discuss."

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their passionate engagement with social issues makes them a vital voice in the community.

Charming Quirk

The ability to create captivating narratives around the smallest details, like a poet observing a leaf fall.

Final Encouragement

"Keep embracing that cranky heart—it's your secret sauce! After all, if you're not challenging the status quo, are you really living?"

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