Tom manages to turn the grave seriousness of healthcare into a laugh by highlighting absurdities, like a doctor’s need to clarify that 'pleading guilty' isn’t the crime.

While he claims a triathlon account, tweets about triathlons seem more rare than Bigfoot; however, he does capture that thrill of the chase (or swim or bike).

Tom's parenting posts exhibit the delicate balance of chaos and gratitude, like when he thanks Storm Bert for the extra sleep instead of a running route.

An unexpected tech whiz, he blends humor with sharp insights about AI failures—making you wonder if he’d rather be coding or swimming 10K.