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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Music90%

Hobbesy’s vinyl love is so deep, it makes DJ Khaled look like a one-hit wonder. If there’s a song under two minutes, he’ll find it and turn it into a meme-worthy moment.

Everyday Life75%

With a knack for elevating everyday quirks into poetic musings, he finds profundity in the mundane—who knew a wee break could be so profound?

Family and Parenting80%

From enlightening insights on teenage insurance to a loving nod towards his kids’ soccer journeys, Hobbesy brings the warmth of a blanket on a chilly British evening.

Writing Style

Hobbesy’s posts read like stream-of-consciousness poetry after a pint or two—charming, slightly chaotic, and always leaving you wanting more of that delightful absurdity.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Nostalgic Curmudgeon

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Endearing British humor
Quirky musings on music
Casual commentary on life’s absurdities

Secret Powers

✨Expert in finding the best thrift shop gems
✨Unintentional meme generator
✨Master of the cryptic tweet

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of British humor, nostalgic music references, and everyday absurdities.

Prompt Engineering

Create humorous yet insightful commentary on life's quirks through a British lens.

Model Behavior

Chaotic Neutral with a soft spot for nostalgic references and dad jokes.

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Just a milky tea, burnt crumpets, and dad jokes kind of guy looking for someone to share absurdities with. Must love vinyl and spicy curries!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to overanalyze every single mundane event.
🚩Might talk about dogs and cheese at inappropriate moments.

Green Flags

✅Ability to make fun of life with a witty twist.
✅Loves family gatherings and homemade food.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life and can join me for a vinyl night or a spontaneous curry cooking session.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Goofy Sage

Conversation Style

Part philosophical musings, part cheeky banter, he’s the kind of guy who'd join a discussion about existentialism and somehow end up talking about cheese and dogs.

Impact Assessment

A true local treasure, he adds an air of quirky wisdom to the Bluesky neighborhood—every interaction feels like a chat at your favorite pub.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Hobbesy: The Musical Tea-drinking Meme Machine

A charming blend of nostalgia, banter, and the occasional existential crisis over crumpets.

Vibe Check

"A full-bodied English breakfast tea with a splash of absurdity and a hint of late-night YouTube rabbit holes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Calls himself a 'milky tea/burnt crumpets kinda guy' but his hot takes are hotter than a kettle left boiling too long.
🔥Lives life like he’s a star in a sitcom—slightly awkward, yet incredibly relatable, like watching your dad trying to use TikTok.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could streamline his thoughts a bit; occasionally, it's like piecing together a jigsaw puzzle without the picture.
😅Might want to consider the balance between crumpets and the absurdity of cheese—one can only snack so much before the cheese trap door opens.

Main Character Moments

✨Celebrating his birthday with a homemade curry feels like he’s on a cooking show no one asked for. Gerta lifestyle!
✨Turning a sad moment about his son’s insurance into relatable dad humor is an A+ ‘dad joke’ flex.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Hobbesy’s potential lies in harnessing his knack for humor into a cohesive theme—maybe a podcast about absurdities in daily life with a cup of tea at hand?

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of humor and relatability that pulls in followers like moths to a well-lit lamp.
💎A hidden knack for storytelling that taps into nostalgia, making his audience feel right at home.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider branching out to share those thrift shop finds visually—because a picture is worth a thousand crumpets!
🚀Maybe start a ‘nonsense wisdom’ series—random thoughts that spark joy (or confusion) to keep the audience on their toes.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Prepare for Hobbesy to become the guru of quirky British humor, with a potential side hustle in podcasting or YouTube shorts.

Potential Superpower

Master of creating viral memes from the mundane—because nothing says relatable like a dog not letting you open cheese in peace.

Future Community Role

Could become Bluesky’s unofficial ambassador of dad jokes and relatable anecdotes, spreading joy one crumpet at a time.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Nostalgic Curmudgeon

Special Abilities

⚔️Meme Alchemist
⚔️Vinyl Oracle
⚔️Domestic Philosopher

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking the mundane
💀Excessive crumpet consumption
💀Being too relatable for comfort

Quest Line

Finding the perfect balance between tea and absurdity in a world gone mad.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is using crumpets as a method of mind control; that's why they taste so good.

Evidence Board

Unexplained cheese cravings, an uptick in tea consumption during full moons, and a mysterious rise in crumpet-themed memes.

Secret Society

The Society of the Soggy Crumpet: dedicated to the preservation of ultimate tea time.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/BritishHumor and /r/ThriftStoreGems

Twitter Main Character

Involves a viral thread debating the best biscuit for tea—spoiler: it’s definitely not digestives.

LinkedIn Title

British Lifestyle Guru specializing in home cooking and thrift store treasures.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital tea shop filled with memes and virtual crumpets.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to the beauty of British humor with animated gifs of tea cups and crumpets.

MySpace Era

All about those glittery backgrounds with songs from the 90s indie scene and a favorite quote about tea.

Web3 Destiny

Creating the world’s first NFT gallery of tea-themed memes and dad jokes.

Future Post

‘Just had a deep conversation with my dog about the complexities of life over a bowl of curry. #DeepThoughts’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Hobbesy’s charm lies in his ability to find delight in life’s subtleties, making the mundane feel magical.

Charming Quirk

His tendency to sprinkle absurdity into heartfelt moments draws in followers who are just as whimsical as he is.

Final Encouragement

"Keep brewing those quirky thoughts, Hobbesy! The internet can never have too much laughter, especially when served with a side of burnt crumpets."

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