brazilian artist who loves cinema, cats and women in a lesbian way. ela/dela (she/her) | pt-br/eng 2nd acc: @lesbhonesthing.bsky.social https://anniefiles.carrd.co/
Annie ⚢: The Master of Mixed Signals and Artistic Whimsy
A delightful blend of cinematic charm, feline affection, and a sprinkle of chaos.
If you could bottle up the essence of chaotic passion, it would come in a kitten-shaped bottle with a side of queer cinema. 🐱🎬
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Annie's posts read like a love letter to the drama of queer relationships—she's the bard of breakups and makeups with an entourage of dramatic emojis!
Whether it's beans or the existential dread of cooking, Annie's food musings are a mix of culinary enthusiasm and profound laziness. The food may be simple, but the thoughts are complex!
Annie’s relationship with her cat resembles a sitcom where the cat is the only adult in the house, occasionally giving a sarcastic look while she debates her life choices.
From deep dives into 'The L Word' to spontaneous Aubrey Plaza admiration, her film commentary feels like a slumber party discussion with plenty of popcorn and too much heart.
Annie has a PhD in 'Girl, why are you like this?' and her ability to laugh at herself makes her posts relatable and charmingly chaotic.
Writing Style
Annie's posts are like a delightful mix of freestyle poetry and casual text messages; they flow seamlessly from profound thoughts to playful banter, often interrupted by ellipses that leave us wanting more!
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Quirky Dreamer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Obsessed with all things femme
- Cat enthusiast
- Film critic in the making
Secret Powers
- ✨Infectious humor
- ✨Crafting unintentional poetry
- ✨Expert at turning mundane moments into epic narratives
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of LGBTQ+ cinema, cat memes, and existential musings.
Prompt Engineering
Annie, the chaotic cat lady who loves women and creates unintentional comedy through her Twitter-like musings.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT meets a sassy cat with a film degree.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"✨ Cat lover with a penchant for queer cinema and a tendency to fall into existential crises. Looking for someone who can join me in my chaotic adventures and appreciate my cooking (even if it often involves takeout). Let's create a love story worthy of a film! 🎬💖"
Red Flags
- 🚩Always overthinking plans
- 🚩Too obsessed with fictional characters
- 🚩Communicates mainly through memes
Green Flags
- ✅Great sense of humor
- ✅Profound love for animals
- ✅Can quote 'The L Word' on demand
Perfect Match
Someone who loves cats, can handle my chaotic energy, and enjoys deep discussions about queer cinema while snacking.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Heartfelt Comedian
Conversation Style
Her replies are like snuggly cat hugs—warm, friendly, and occasionally leave you questioning your life choices, all while making you chuckle.
Impact Assessment
Annie’s ability to blend humor with relatability creates an inclusive atmosphere where everyone feels a bit more seen—like a Rainbow flag at a black tie event.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Annie ⚢: The Master of Mixed Signals and Artistic Whimsy
A delightful blend of cinematic charm, feline affection, and a sprinkle of chaos.
Vibe Check
"If you could bottle up the essence of chaotic passion, it would come in a kitten-shaped bottle with a side of queer cinema. 🐱🎬"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Is it a post about love or just an existential crisis? Hard to tell, but it’s definitely both!
- 🔥How many times can one person declare their love for Aubrey Plaza? Asking for a friend...
- 🔥Annie's cooking ambitions may have one foot in the kitchen and the other in bed with takeout.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅A tendency to fall asleep mid-thought, resulting in some rather interesting late-night posts.
- 😅The passion for cooking is highly outweighed by an affinity for lounging on the couch with snacks.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When she declares her love for a woman and simultaneously questions her life choices, you can practically hear the cinematic score in the background.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Annie’s vivid imagination could turn her somewhat chaotic musings into a delightful web series—think 'Queer Tales from a Cat Lady.'
Unique Advantages
- 💎Emotional transparency that resonates with followers
- 💎A knack for turning everyday moments into comedic gold
- 💎Strong engagement with niche audiences in queer culture
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Take a break from the chaotic tweeting and consider penning some of those thoughts into a blog or zine!
- 🚀Experiment with video content to combine her humor with visual storytelling—who wouldn't love more cat antics?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Annie becomes a regular contributor to a queer-focused publication, bringing levity and humor to serious topics.
Potential Superpower
Turning life’s mundane moments into viral content. Seriously, who knew a cat could be this entertaining?
Future Community Role
The go-to person for recommendations on queer cinema, cat memes, and the latest in snack trends.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Dreamer
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Creating viral cat memes
- ⚔️Crafting elaborate narratives from everyday events
- ⚔️Making food choices based on emotional stability
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every meal decision
- 💀Forgetting to finish thoughts mid-post
- 💀Accidentally starting a Netflix binge instead of cooking
Quest Line
To master the art of balancing queer cinema critiques with feline antics while finding the perfect woman (and dinner) in the process.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The cats are secretly plotting to take over the world, one owner at a time.
Evidence Board
My cat stares at me like she knows too much; the sudden urge to check the fridge at 2 AM is part of their plan.
Secret Society
The Felinity Club
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LesbianCatMemes
Twitter Main Character
Caught in a love triangle with a cat and a fictional character from a Netflix series.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Purrfection: A Cat Entertainment Company, specializing in cozy home environments for felines and their humans.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital feline kingdom where she reigns as Supreme Cat Lady, hosting screenings of the best queer films.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customized with glittery graphics, an 8-part playlist dedicated to Aubrey Plaza, and a photo album titled 'My Cat and Me'.
Web3 Destiny
Becoming a virtual cat influencer with an NFT collection of her daily life—who knew a cat could earn its owner a fortune?
Future Post
In 2025, she'll post: 'Just finished my 5th rewatch of The L Word—where’s my Oscar for emotional endurance?'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Her relatability shines like a cat's eyes in the dark—both haunting and irresistibly charming.
Charming Quirk
Annie’s unexpected ability to combine the absurdity of life with heartfelt observations is her unique gin fizz in a world of vodka sodas.
Final Encouragement
"Keep embracing that chaotic charm, Annie! The world needs more of your delightful chaos and cat-inspired musings!"
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