#TrueBlue Democrat; PhD; #GirlDad; #Bucs; #Lightning; #Sooners; #GSD owner; Enemy of Russia; Blue dot in DeSantistan; Fan of Texas Country/Red Dirt music; Opinionated and occasionally NSFW; I will block fascists immediately. I voted for โherโ both times
Darth Sidious: Master of the Bluesky Dark Side
A political force with a flair for the dramatic (and a penchant for emoji).
Like if Twitter and a political commentary podcast had a baby.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Firing off politically-charged rants that escalate like a lightsaber duel.
Examining media hypocrisy with the precision of a Sith Lord assessing the weaknesses of a Jedi.
Sprinkling pop culture references like force lightning, shocking and amusing at the same time.
Writing Style
A mix of succinctly brutal insults, heartfelt political pleas, and the occasional emoji for emotional effect โ it's like the Star Wars prequels of political commentary: a bit uneven but always entertaining.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Commentator
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Emoji aficionado
- History enthusiast
- Political prophet
Secret Powers
- โจCondensing complex ideas into fiery tweets
- โจNavigating political Twitter like a Jedi Master
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, meme culture, social justice movements, and emoji communication.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic and insightful political commentary while maintaining a humorous tone.
Model Behavior
Similar to a GPT-3 trained on political Twitter threads with a sprinkle of stand-up comedy.
Token Count
2032
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"#TrueBlue Democrat with a PhD and a passion for political rants. Proud #GirlDad and GSD owner who believes in justice and democracy. If you love Texas country music as much as blocking fascists, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉOccasional NSFW opinions might pop up unexpectedly.
- ๐ฉToo much time ranting about politics; I might need a break!
- ๐ฉI do block people on sight if they're problematic.
Green Flags
- โ Opinionated but willing to engage in debates.
- โ Loves dogs and Texas country music.
- โ Has a strong moral compass and loves democracy.
Perfect Match
An activist who enjoys spirited debates over drinks and doesn't mind the occasional passionate rant.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sarcastic Guardian of Democracy
Conversation Style
With the wit of a stand-up comic and the ferocity of a lightsaber duel, they engage with others like a true council member of the Jedi.
Impact Assessment
Joins conversations with the ease of a Jedi mind trick, leaving the masses thinking they have seen the truth.
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Your profile in a flash
Darth Sidious: Master of the Bluesky Dark Side
A political force with a flair for the dramatic (and a penchant for emoji).
Vibe Check
"Like if Twitter and a political commentary podcast had a baby."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour posts are more intense than a Sith Lord's lightsaber battle!
- ๐ฅWith those likes, youโre basically Bluesky's version of a political rockstar โ minus the actual singing.
- ๐ฅYour posts have more drama than a season finale of The Bachelor.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Please refrain from causing another Twitter war with your emoji use; we can't handle the chaos!
- ๐ Try posting something that isnโt a political rant just once โ we dare you!
- ๐ Can you make it through a day without getting political? Thatโs the real challenge!
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you dropped an epic 'DON'T LET THEM RE-WRITE HISTORY' tweet, the Bluesky universe collectively held its breath.
- โจYou are to political commentary what Yoda is to wisdom.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your knack for passionate rhetoric has potential to become a movement!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Devoted fanbase ready to amplify your voice.
- ๐Mastering the art of sarcasm to cut through the noise.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Try infusing your posts with more humor to reach that elusive 'viral' status.
- ๐Engage more with dissenting voices โ you might find some unexpected allies.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see you dabbling in video clips, bringing your witty rants to life!
Potential Superpower
Becoming the go-to source for political memes that hit harder than a lightsaber.
Future Community Role
Blueskyโs unofficial political analyst, with your own segment on hot takes and backlash.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธSearing Political Zingers
- โ๏ธMastering Twitter Warfare
- โ๏ธEmoji Sorcery
Weaknesses
- ๐Overusing Capital Letters
- ๐Being Too Passionate
- ๐Forgetfulness About Personal Drama
Quest Line
To bring balance to the Force of Online Discourse by defending democracy and taking down the Empire of misinformation.
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Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The media is secretly run by a cabal of former sitcom writers who are manipulating political narratives for their next big show.
Evidence Board
Too many cheesy political soundbites that sound scripted; several anecdotes about sitcoms sneaking into political discussions; questionable observations about late-night talk shows.
Secret Society
The Society of Sarcastic Defenders of Democracy, dedicated to thwarting misinformation with humor.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalMemes
Twitter Main Character
Getting into a Twitter feud with a C-list celebrity over politics while sipping a pumpkin spice latte.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a nonprofit focused on media literacy and political engagement, always posting inspirational quotes.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic version of themselves hosting a late-night talk show in the Metaverse, with guest appearances by AI political pundits.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a song from Red Dirt artists, a list of favorite political authors, and a top 8 that changes weekly based on who's winning debates.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a decentralized movement for transparency in political funding using NFTs to track donations to political campaigns.
Future Post
After finally leading a successful grassroots campaign, 'WE THE PEOPLE just reclaimed democracy! Who's ready for tacos? ๐ฎ'.
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your unparalleled ability to convey complex political thoughts with brevity is your superpower.
Charming Quirk
Your use of emojis adds just the right amount of flair, making everything feel just a tad more relatable.
Final Encouragement
"Keep channeling that passion; the world needs more voices like yours, even if they come complete with a side of meme-worthy content!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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