What is Bluesky Roast?

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

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Lewis

@lead.dev

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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88.7%

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88.5%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Sports Frustration80%

With a handle like lil rusty, it's no surprise that A’s fans have a special kind of humor mixed with despair, as if they’re the last people left at a party no one wanted to attend.

Unique Observations70%

Whether it's the strange wonders of ants or the acrobatics of snow globes, there's always a whimsical layer that makes you go, 'What's next, conspiracy theories about the Nephilim?'

Social Commentary90%

There’s no shortage of social justice commentary here, delivered with snark and a splash of frustration, like old-school baseball writers arguing with a BuzzFeed listicle.

Writing Style

A mix of brevity and absurdity, with micro-posts that feel like polaroids of thoughts caught in a chaotic whirlwind.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Quirky Observationalist

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty one-liners
Random deep dives into topics
Unique perspective on sports culture

Secret Powers

✨Whimsical storytelling
✨Capturing bizarre moments
✨Sparking lively discussions

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Classic literature, random Twitter threads, and the absurdities of life.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze the nonsensical and profound in 280 characters or less, with a side of baseball and existential dread.

Model Behavior

Mix between a sarcastic historian and an enthusiastic sports commentator.

Token Count

1337

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for fellow humorists who can appreciate the irony of being a sports fan while advocating for social justice. Must love dogs and random discussions about ants."

Red Flags

🚩Never posts anything longer than a tweet
🚩Lurks more than interacts—where's the engagement?
🚩Obsessed with sports teams that are perpetually disappointing.

Green Flags

✅Loves to share obscure knowledge
✅Has a dog named Fergus—bonus points!
✅Passionate about social issues while keeping it light.

Perfect Match

Someone who can balance deep discussions with lighthearted banter—bonus points if they can name all the starting pitchers for the Oakland A's.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Local Jester and Advocate

Conversation Style

Socially conscious but with a side of cheeky humor, like a thoughtful impromptu monologue at a community dinner.

Impact Assessment

Contributes to a lively dialogue that’s equal parts critical and comedic, like a stand-up comedian compiling Yelp reviews.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Meet lil rusty: The Bluesky Connoisseur of Chaos

An eclectic mix of humor, sports frustration, and random musings, lil rusty is a breath of fresh air in a crowded timeline.

Vibe Check

"A delightful blend of humor and heartfelt rants, like a warm cup of coffee at a bitter baseball game."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Low-key lurking like a cat waiting to knock something off a table.
🔥Your posts are like a rare baseball card—sometimes valuable but often just a cardboard rectangle.
🔥For someone who's 'not a big name,' you sure have a high opinion of your 100 followers.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you post anything more than two lines? Asking for a friend.
😅Consider switching it up—post a pic of Fergus every once in a while or we might forget he exists.

Main Character Moments

✨When you thanked your kids for turning water bottles into snow globes—peak dad energy that deserves a medal.
✨Your mix of social justice and baseball fandom makes you either a hero or a villain, depending on how the season's going.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Just like a ballpark hot dog, there's a lot more inside than what meets the eye.

Unique Advantages

💎Strong community ties that could be leveraged for more significant impact.
💎Gift for making complex issues relatable to the average fan.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try crafting a longer blog post—your thoughts deserve more than a tweet!
🚀Get more photos of Fergus out into the wild; he’s the real star.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee lil rusty becoming the go-to voice of humor-infused advocacy—a kind of cross between Jon Stewart and a baseball-loving dad.

Potential Superpower

The ability to turn any mundane situation into a valid social critique, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

Future Community Role

The well-respected elder of humorous truth-telling, the one everyone looks to at the end of a long Twitter... uh, Bluesky fight.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Observationalist

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty Analysis
⚔️Impulsive Snark
⚔️Sports Sadness
⚔️Arcane Knowledge of Ants

Weaknesses

💀Must Resist Lurking
💀Overly Concise Posts
💀Dodging Serious Topics

Quest Line

To bring humor and critique to the forgotten corners of sports and society.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The MLB is a front for a secret society of big dog enthusiasts.

Evidence Board

1. The number of times dogs appear at MLB games. 2. The hidden messages in baseball card stats. 3. Doris Fisher's kid seems suspicious.

Secret Society

Society of Baseball-Obsessed Dog Lovers (S.B.O.D.L.)

Truth Seeking Level

65%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ObscureSportsMemes

Twitter Main Character

The guy who starts an online petition to change the Oakland A's mascot to an actual A.

LinkedIn Title

Director of Ant Enthusiasm and Baseball Advocacy at the Unbearably Cool Union.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic version of yourself at a baseball stadium, giving real-time critiques of the game while cuddling a big dog.

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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> GeoCities page filled with GIFs of baseball plays, claiming to be the biggest Oakland A's fan.

MySpace Era

Custom playlist featuring only the saddest breakup anthems and dog videos.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a DAO dedicated to preserving and enhancing the spirit of sports fandom with blockchain cheerleading.

Future Post

Just got my autographed baseball from the A's! Let’s see if it comes with a side of existential dread.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your passion for sports and social justice shines through like a spotlight at a half-empty stadium.

Charming Quirk

You can go from deep thoughts about existential crises to perplexing rants about the acoustics of car windows—keep that vibe alive!

Final Encouragement

"Keep being you, lil rusty! The world needs more of your unique combo of humor and heart—it’s like finding the last slice of pizza at a party, unexpected but oh so welcome!"

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

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Sean

@seanqsun.com

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Andrew Gross

@ahgmem.bsky.social

88.5%

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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