AKA Skitchy, Dancy, Mouse, D-pad and other names I can't remember.
The Accidental Philosopher of Bluesky
John Larkin, aka Skitchy, is the accidental bard of pet wishes and political puns.
A delightful mix of awkward charm and dark humor, like a puppy in a tuxedo at a funeral.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Pet-less yet plagued with pet suggestions, Johnโs existential crisis about adopting a furry friend is more relatable than a Netflix rom-com.
From voting advocacy to election judging, John channels his inner Sam Eagle, advocating democracy with a side of sarcasm.
A self-proclaimed Muppet GIF curator, Johnโs devotion to these felt icons is profound, like a therapist for your childhood nostalgia.
Writing Style
Johnโs writing is a delightful mix of awkward brevity and unexpected depth, like finding an ancient Greek philosopher in a TikTok comment section.
Thought Leader Score
50%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Reluctant Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unintentional wit
- Random GIF enthusiast
- Subtle social commentator
Secret Powers
- โจCard game strategist
- โจElection judge extraordinaire
- โจMuppet GIF curator
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Humor, politics, pets, and Muppet lore.
Prompt Engineering
Generate humorous social commentary with a touch of existential dread.
Model Behavior
Chaotic yet insightful, like a meme-savvy philosopher.
Token Count
1500
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Bio
"Looking for a partner who appreciates dark humor, Muppet wisdom, and the occasional existential crisis about pets. Let's navigate life's absurdities together!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉClaims to be a Muppet expert but hasn't seen the latest movie.
- ๐ฉFrequently debates pizza toppings like it's a Supreme Court case.
- ๐ฉUses Bluesky as a personal therapy session.
Green Flags
- โ Knows when to be serious, especially about voting and democracy.
- โ Witty banter that keeps our conversations lively.
- โ Always up for a spontaneous GIF exchange!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a chaotic family reunion and won't judge my Pizza Party radicalism.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Bluesky Sage
Conversation Style
Engaging and slightly chaotic, like a family reunion game of charades after two too many drinks.
Impact Assessment
Contributes an undercurrent of humor that lightens political discussions and makes GIFs feel like philosophical texts.
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Your profile in a flash
The Accidental Philosopher of Bluesky
John Larkin, aka Skitchy, is the accidental bard of pet wishes and political puns.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of awkward charm and dark humor, like a puppy in a tuxedo at a funeral."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour obsession with Muppets is deeper than my childhood trauma.
- ๐ฅThe only thing more confused than your pet decisions is your posting schedule.
- ๐ฅYour posts are like an election: some make sense, others leave us scratching our heads.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Deciding what emoji to use should require less debate than a Supreme Court case.
- ๐ Embrace the silence โ even the empty posts might make us ponder lifeโs deeper mysteries.
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you realize you've been playing a card wrong thirty minutes into the game; a true metaphor for life.
- โจDeclaring yourself the โfar-left radicalโ over pizza toppings โ a bold and unnecessary stance.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a touch of confidence, John could turn his political rants into a successful satirical column.
Unique Advantages
- ๐Natural humorist that can translate everyday chaos into comedy gold.
- ๐Diverse interests from gaming to politics provide a rich tapestry for content.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Incorporate more personal anecdotes โ a little vulnerability goes a long way!
- ๐Schedule a few posts in advance, so your followers don't feel like theyโre waiting at a bus stop for a delayed ride.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
John might just become Bluesky's next comedic voice, influencing our feeds with both laughter and insight.
Potential Superpower
The ability to fuse Muppet wisdom with political satire โ a completely uncharted territory!
Future Community Role
Potentially a community advocate for both good governance and good GIFs.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Reluctant Uplifter
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธAccidental Wit
- โ๏ธMuppet GIF Mastery
- โ๏ธPolitical Satire Sorcery
Weaknesses
- ๐Pet Ownership Anxiety
- ๐Commitment to Posting
- ๐Existential GIF Crisis
Quest Line
Discover the meaning of life amid pet dilemmas and political puns.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Muppets are secretly running the government through subliminal messaging in their films.
Evidence Board
Connections between each Muppet character and key political figures.
Secret Society
Order of the Muppet Masters
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophicalMuppets
Twitter Main Character
Star of the latest political meme war, accidentally trending after a GIF gone viral.
LinkedIn Title
Government Intern turned Muppet Philosopher, now authoring a best-selling guide to GIF-based communication.
Metaverse Final Form
A sentient Muppet avatar dispensing political advice and GIFs in the metaverse.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Fully customized with a top 8 featuring my favorite Muppets and political figures.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of my best GIFs, earning passive income while I sleep!
Future Post
โWhy I am starting a Muppet-themed political party: A proposal to save democracy (and snacks!)โ
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
John's innate ability to blend humor with poignancy is a rare gift, making even the mundane feel meaningful.
Charming Quirk
That inexplicable emptiness in some posts suggests an avant-garde approach to social media โ or just a really bad mouse connection.
Final Encouragement
"Keep experimenting, John! Your humor is a breath of fresh air โ like a puppy in a political debate, woofing its way through tough questions!"
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