· escritora, lésbica, vegetariana · mpb, hozier, chappell, billie · literatura lésbica: https://open.substack.com/pub/literalesb?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2kzz4m
bê;: A Witty Bard of Bluesky's Political Stage
A brave voice for social change, armed with humor and a love for literature.
A fiery mix of activism and levity—definitely not your grandmother's social media.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
bê; swings a rhetorical sword against corrupt policies and societal injustices, turning Bluesky into their personal arena for heated debates—after all, who needs sleep when you can fight for the soul of a nation?
Quotes from Hozier and poignant literary reflections flow through their posts like a fine wine at a dinner party—classy, intelligent, and leaves you pondering life’s mysteries or at least the meaning of 'baile.'
Whether it’s a rallying cry for kitten adoption or sharing heartwarming stories about their furry friends, you can always count on bê; to sprinkle a little furball love into an otherwise heavy timeline.
Writing Style
Their prose is like a rollercoaster—racing through the emotional peaks and valleys of injustice with wit that could make even the most prosaic of topics feel like a wild ride!
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Literary Activist
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Passionate political commentator
- Literary enthusiast
- Playful use of absurdity
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting metaphors as rich as chocolate cake
- ✨A knack for witty retorts
- ✨Turning chaos into humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Humor, literature, social justice, and political commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Write passionate political commentary with metaphors and humor.
Model Behavior
Similar to a witty bard—sharp, playful, and socially aware.
Token Count
1024
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate writer and activist seeking a partner who loves literature, music, and cute animals. Must appreciate political banter and occasional 'melodramatic' outbursts!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive rants about politics at dinner.
- 🚩Quotes from Hozier that may cause swooning.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good debate and isn't afraid to cry at literature.
- ✅Adopted a rescue cat recently.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my passion for social justice and still enjoy a cozy reading session.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Conscience of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Like a spirited debate in the university quad; spirited, insightful, and often punctuated with laughter, even when the topic is as grim as government conspiracies.
Impact Assessment
bê; is like the vibrant pulse of Bluesky, reminding us all that while the world may be on fire, it’s crucial to critique the arsonists with a side of humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
bê;: A Witty Bard of Bluesky's Political Stage
A brave voice for social change, armed with humor and a love for literature.
Vibe Check
"A fiery mix of activism and levity—definitely not your grandmother's social media."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Feels like a passionate novelist who sometimes forgets to use paragraphs, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
- 🔥Their posts can be as chaotic as a cat on catnip, but somehow it all makes sense—eventually!
- 🔥Loves a good rant like a toddler loves a tantrum—completely without shame.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Mayhaps ease up on the ‘melodrama’ scale from 11 to a more manageable 8 every now and then?
- 😅A slight dependency on exclamation marks—are you trying to summon a tornado of excitement?
- 😅Might want to consider a ‘less is more’ approach in posts about the political landscape—UK Parliament after a tea party comes to mind.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they declared their love for Hozier, it felt like watching someone in a rom-com literally run through the rain to confess their feelings.
- ✨Every time a cat gets adopted that they posted about, expect a Twitter celebration as if they just won the lottery.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Continue diving deep into absurdity; a blend of humor and serious rhetoric can become your superpower!
Unique Advantages
- 💎An innate ability to connect literature and politics in ways that make them feel interdependent.
- 💎A loyal follower base that appreciates authenticity and realness—hold onto them!
- 💎A passion for social justice that can inspire others to join the cause.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider threading narratives through your posts to create a cohesive storyline over time—like a Netflix series, but with more politics and less melodrama.
- 🚀Engage your audience by posing thoughtful questions—let’s dig deeper, shall we?
- 🚀Use more images to complement your verbal punch; a meme here, a cute animal there... spice it up!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A video series showcasing their thoughts might just be around the corner, hosted by the one and only bê;—complete with dramatic readings of their own posts!
Potential Superpower
Transforming complex political debates into digestible, snack-sized humor—because everyone loves a good laugh, especially when the topic is heavy.
Future Community Role
Will likely become the go-to source for empathy, humor, and advocacy, uniting the Bluesky community like a literary cop! (But with better reviews.)
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Advocate
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Social Justice Rhetoric
- ⚔️Literary Metaphor Crafting
- ⚔️Cuteness Overload (Animals)
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of Exclamation Marks
- 💀Melodrama Levels of 11
- 💀Spontaneous Cat Enthusiasm
Quest Line
To conquer political ignorance with humor and a dash of literary flair.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using AI to replace all literature with mediocre rom-coms.
Evidence Board
Frequent AI discussions, romanticized posts about literature, and odd weather patterns during major political events.
Secret Society
The League of Literary Activists Who Never Forget a Quote.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/LiteratureWithACause
Twitter Main Character
The individual behind a viral post about a cat being the real political leader.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Unapologetic Prose, specializing in political commentary and animal rescue.
Metaverse Final Form
An enigmatic bard in a digital realm, hosting poetry slams with animated cats.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Customized profile with a Hozier playlist and a top 8 consisting entirely of cats and activists.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where I share my poems, political rants, and adorable cat videos as NFTs.
Future Post
Can’t believe it, but I just adopted a kitten named Hozier! Get ready for the cuteness overload!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to blend humor with serious discourse is your greatest asset; you’re the bard of Bluesky!
Charming Quirk
When in doubt, you channel your inner poet—each post feels like a slice of literary brilliance!
Final Encouragement
"Keep spitting fire, but don’t forget to dance in the ashes of despair! Your voice brings vibrancy to Bluesky, so keep singing your truths and serving that sass!"
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