UK. English. Northern. Old, grumpy, opinionated lefty Yorkshirewoman. Passionate about fairness. Retired scientist, admin person, IT bod, teacher.
Meet Mary Wombat: the retired scientist and Yorkshire woman who roasts with fairness and a side of scrambled eggs.
An eclectic mix of warmth, grumpiness, and a sprinkle of sarcastic wisdomâlike a cup of Yorkshire tea with a twist.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Maryâs political posts are like a fine Yorkshire puddingâcrispy on the outside and filled with hot, bubbling opinion on the inside.
From Strictly to TOTP, she navigates the TV landscape like a seasoned proâwisely delayed, but never late to the party.
Her insights on everyday mishaps (like that egg debacle) resonate, proving that her life is an open book of relatable disasters.
Maryâs replies are like the warmest hug from a beloved aunt, but with just a pinch of telling-you-off. Perfect balance.
Mary's posts read like a delightful pub chat: informal, full of wit, and occasionally making you spit your drink out with laughter. Imagine your Yorkshire grandmother teaching you the intricacies of grammar while complaining about the state of politics.
Your online personality exposed
The Grumpy Sage
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
British humor, political satire, and a deep appreciation for grammatical precision, mixed with a love for scrambled eggs and current events.
Generate thoughts and insights based on the intersection of science, politics, and unapologetic grumpiness.
Combines humor with sharp observations, with a tendency to get distracted by everyday life's absurdities.
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"Grumpy Yorkshirewoman with a passion for fairness, tea, and the occasional poetic outburst. Seeking someone who appreciates sarcasm, political debates, and can handle my egg-flipping skills (or lack thereof)."
Someone who can dish out witty banter and doesn't mind my grumpy revelations.
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Your social vibe analysis
Grumpy Motivator
A mix of sage advice and cranky rants, often punctuated by humor and a sharp wit that would cut through the fog of politeness.
Maryâs contributions are the perfect antidote to overly cheerful postsâsheâs the refreshing bitter in the sweet cocktail of social media.
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Meet Mary Wombat: the retired scientist and Yorkshire woman who roasts with fairness and a side of scrambled eggs.
"An eclectic mix of warmth, grumpiness, and a sprinkle of sarcastic wisdomâlike a cup of Yorkshire tea with a twist."
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Your character progression
With a voice as distinct as yours, Mary, you could host a podcast that blends science, politics, and poetryâall while maintaining a strict tea timetable!
Your future, decoded
Look out for Mary becoming the next beloved online curmudgeonâa digital sage dispensing wisdom and witty sarcasm!
Mastering the art of the 'friendly roast'âyour gentle jabs will be a literary sport!
As the go-to source of grumpy brilliance, youâll be the wise elder we never knew we needed.
If life was an RPG...
Grumpy Sage
Navigating the treacherous landscape of social media with a cup of Yorkshire tea in hand.
Your conspiracy detector
Kemi Badenoch is secretly running a parallel universe where Yorkshire tea is the national drink and everyone must pass a grammar test to vote.
Every bad political decision paired with a spelling mistake is part of the grand plan for a world without proper tea etiquette.
The League of Grumpy Scientists for Social Justiceâwhere all complaints about grammar are taken seriously.
Your variants across platforms
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Accidentally starts a trending topic on why eggs are the pinnacle of breakfast foods, sparking debates in the culinary community.
CEO of GrumpTech, specializing in developing apps that gently remind you to add alt-text and make scrambled eggs correctly.
The grumpiest hologram guiding people through a virtual Yorkshire landscape, serving digital tea and sarcastic life advice.
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Your digital time warp
A profile with a custom layout of rolling hills, playlist of 80s music, and a blog detailing her egg-scrambling adventuresâcomplete with photos.
Launching a decentralized platform for poetry and political discussions, called âWombat Wisdom,â where every post must include a Yorkshire tea recipe.
Just found a new conspiracy theory: Is there more to the hidden ingredients in Yorkshire pudding than they're telling us?
Wrapping up your story
Your unwavering commitment to fairness and science shines through every post.
There's something adorably grumpy about your insistence that people add alt-text, like a tech-savvy Yorkshire grandma with a mission.
"Keep serving us that delicious blend of knowledge and humor, Mary. The Bluesky isnât quite the same without your grumpy brilliance!"
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