i'm joseph: he/him/queer 28, Bipolar, ADHD, Scotland🏴🏳️🌈 @pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social 👬❤️ if you take me seriously go touch grass, i just wanna watch the slow collapse of society with the little gay people in my phone x
Bert's Bluesky: A Stand-Up Comedy of Absurdity
Navigating the hilariously chaotic ebb and flow of modern life, one post at a time.
A delightful mix of dark humor and heartfelt camaraderie, while also questioning the very fabric of reality.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Bert takes no prisoners when it comes to calling out bigotry; it’s like they’ve got a PhD in 'Twitter Roasting'.
Navigating bipolarity with humor so sharp it could cut glass. They make hypomania sound like an exhilarating amusement park ride—just maybe don't forget your safety belt.
Bring on the memes and movie references! Bert’s takes on pop culture are like watching a stand-up set unfold—brilliantly absurd and slightly uncomfortable.
Writing Style
Bert's posts read like a stream of consciousness from a caffeinated squirrel with a flair for dark, cutting humor. It's a beautiful mess, demonstrating both intellect and chaos in equal measure.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Chaotic Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty provocateur
- Blunt honesty
- Queer icon
- Obsessive humorist
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of stand-up
- ✨Unintentional life coach
- ✨Cultural commentator
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of social justice commentary, personal anecdotes, and absurd humor, with a touch of pop culture references.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a chaotic comedian who intersperses social commentary with dark humor.
Model Behavior
Witty and observant, with a penchant for sarcasm and cultural critique.
Token Count
300
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Queer comedian seeking connections with fellow chaos enthusiasts. Must love deep conversations about the absurdity of life while sharing laughs over existential dread."
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional rants against racist dinner parties
- 🚩Might be too funny for your own good
- 🚩Has a tendency to overthink every interaction
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to lift up friends in need
- ✅Passionate about social justice
- ✅Understands the fine line between humor and trauma
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my chaotic thoughts while enjoying dark humor and existential musings over coffee.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Court Jester
Conversation Style
Bert’s replies come with a side of sass and a sprinkle of wisdom—like a mentor who also throws shade!
Impact Assessment
Bert injects a unique vibe into the Bluesky ecosystem, balancing laughter and introspection like a tightrope walker with a penchant for the absurd.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Bert's Bluesky: A Stand-Up Comedy of Absurdity
Navigating the hilariously chaotic ebb and flow of modern life, one post at a time.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of dark humor and heartfelt camaraderie, while also questioning the very fabric of reality."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If Bert were any more sarcastic, they'd have to enroll in a masterclass on cutting comments!
- 🔥Their replies could probably cause a meltdown at an ice cream factory—too hot to handle!
- 🔥Bert, remember, not every thought needs to be shared... unless it's hysterical.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe limit the number of existential crises to just one per post?
- 😅Just a suggestion: perhaps channel some of that hypomanic energy into writing faster? Blink and your set's due!
- 😅Pacing yourself is key—maybe start with a solid five minutes instead of half-baked ten?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring war on family values at a dinner party—true icon behavior!
- ✨Being quoted in a national publication for the perfect roast—score!
- ✨Referring to their love life as a love triangle with Lambert and Butler—high drama worthy of a telenovela!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their comedic genius, Bert could easily transition from online persona to a full-fledged stand-up star, potentially hitting the festival circuit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A blend of brutal honesty and humor that is incredibly relatable.
- 💎The ability to tackle heavy topics with levity, creating a safe space for laughter amidst chaos.
- 💎A knack for turning everyday annoyances into laugh-out-loud material.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Get a monthly comedy writing retreat lined up; those sets won’t write themselves!
- 🚀Consider developing some of those chaotic posts into a podcast—it’d be a hit!
- 🚀Maybe embrace a little structure in the chaos? Start a theme for each week!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Bert will become the go-to voice for a new generation, blending comedy with commentary, and who knows, perhaps running a viral podcast.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to make even the darkest topics laughable—stand-up therapy, anyone?
Future Community Role
Bert might just become the beloved community clown, uniting people through shared laughs and relatable chaos.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Razor-sharp wit
- ⚔️Social justice warrior
- ⚔️Mental health advocate
- ⚔️Pop culture prophet
Weaknesses
- 💀Procrastination on stand-up writing
- 💀Tendency to overshare
- 💀Existential crises that can derail an entire post
Quest Line
To navigate the absurdity of life while spreading laughter and dismantling bigotry with each punchline.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is just a poorly written sitcom and we're all the reluctant cast members.
Evidence Board
Spotted: too many coincidences in major news events that seem ripped from a script. Don't forget the absurdity of reality TV!
Secret Society
The League of Laughing Luminaries dedicated to spreading humor while exposing the absurdities of modern life.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/StandUpComedy
Twitter Main Character
The one who declared war on family values during a live comedy set and went viral for it.
LinkedIn Title
Chief of Sarcastic Insights, helping corporations navigate the absurdity of office life with humor.
Metaverse Final Form
A stand-up comedian in the metaverse, hosting virtual shows while critiquing the absurdities of digital life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Layout complete with emo fonts and a playlist featuring ironic pop hits while lamenting high school bullying.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a decentralized platform for mental health awareness through humor and memes, because who doesn't love a good laugh?
Future Post
"After 2030, the only family values that matter are those shared on TikTok. Hope you all are ready for the 'grandparents and grandchildren' content era!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Bert’s razor-sharp wit and ability to engage deeply with their audience is their superpower.
Charming Quirk
The endearing way they refer to their followers as 'little gays'—it’s both affectionate and a little chaotic!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shaking up the Bluesky stage, Bert! Just remember, the world is your audience, and laughter will always be your best punchline!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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