Journalist & historian. Pub musician. Dad. Husband. Fishing obsessed. I also do dishes. Preorder: #Oathbreakers: https://tinyurl.com/oathbreakersHC. Subscribe to the Modern Medieval Newsletter: https://buttondown.email/ModernMedieval
Fishing for Thought: David M. Perry's Bluesky Adventures
A blend of medieval musings and dad jokes, with a side of cat cuteness.
Whimsical historian navigating the chaotic waters of social media with grace, humor, and a sprinkle of dad energy.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
David's medieval rants are like a medieval banquet—plenty of meat, a side of puns, and just the right amount of poetic tragedy thrown in. He clearly has a bone to pick with the misuse of 'medieval' in modern discourse, serving up historical analyses like fresh fish on a platter.
When David speaks, it's part seminar, part therapy session. He tackles big issues like the sugar daddy complex and democracy with the finesse of a veteran fisherman—casting nets over complex ideas while keeping things accessible and funny.
The affection for his cat Zita is palpable! David seamlessly intertwines cat anecdotes and dad moments into his historical musings, proving that the personal is always historical... or should I say, hysterical.
Writing Style
His writing style is like a pub chat—informal yet knowledgeable, punctuated with witty observations and the occasional mild rant. You can practically hear the clinking glasses and laughter in the background.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Dad Scholar Extraordinaire
Keeping It Real Score
87%Main Character Energy
- Fishing Enthusiast
- Medieval History Buff
- Whimsical Philanthropist
Secret Powers
- ✨Making history relatable while fishing
- ✨Uncovering cat cuteness
- ✨Turning random thoughts into viral tweets
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A rich mixture of medieval history, social activism, and feline appreciation, along with an endless supply of dad humor.
Prompt Engineering
Craft witty and engaging posts that combine historical insights, social commentary, and personal anecdotes.
Model Behavior
Blending history with humor like a cat weaving through legs at a pub.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"If you love medieval history, cats, and dad jokes, we’ll get along famously! I indulge in fishing discussions and good food, so bring your appetite!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too many book promotions.
- 🚩Might talk about medieval politics for hours.
- 🚩Has a cat that overshadows my historical expertise.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to share food recipes.
- ✅Can make history relatable and fun.
- ✅Has a knack for finding the best cat memes.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys pondering the past while cuddling with a cat and laughing at dad jokes.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Historical Dad with a Cat
Conversation Style
Like a warm hug from your favorite history teacher—inviting and relatable, with just enough sarcasm to keep it interesting.
Impact Assessment
He’s a cornerstone of the Bluesky community, bridging the gap between ancient history and modern dad jokes, and making us wonder if medieval didn’t need a good dose of fishing humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Fishing for Thought: David M. Perry's Bluesky Adventures
A blend of medieval musings and dad jokes, with a side of cat cuteness.
Vibe Check
"Whimsical historian navigating the chaotic waters of social media with grace, humor, and a sprinkle of dad energy."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Great historian, questionable at 1000-character limit stories.
- 🔥Posts about cats get more interaction than his medieval essays—just saying!
- 🔥Too many book promotions; are you a writer or a librarian?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to manage his enthusiasm for medieval history with a sprinkle of brevity.
- 😅Could benefit from posting more about fishing than the nuances of Carolingian politics!
- 😅Might want to set a timer on those epically long rants—turn them into bite-sized pieces!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he logged onto Bluesky with a hotdish recipe—he truly was the everyman hero we needed.
- ✨The moment he said he would subscribe to *his own* newsletter was peak self-confidence—yes, you can!
- ✨When he reached out to discuss 'medieval' only to stumble upon a random Twitter war, he was like a knight in shining armor.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If David could channel his fishing wisdom into other areas of his life, he'd make one heck of a motivational speaker.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A captivating blend of humor and intellect that draws people in.
- 💎A community literally swooning over cat content—use that!
- 💎The ability to turn serious discussions into engaging conversations.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider thematic weeks: Fishing Fridays or Medieval Mondays to engage followers.
- 🚀More interactive polls about historical misconceptions—watch the engagement soar!
- 🚀Embrace the dad energy: share more dad jokes, maybe even dad memes!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect to see David pivoting into live streams where he discusses history while fishing—multitasking at its finest!
Potential Superpower
Ability to draw connections between medieval history and current events like no one else, with humor to boot!
Future Community Role
Could one day be the unofficial 'historian of Bluesky', with a weekly newsletter on the app's juiciest discussions.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Dad Scholar Extraordinaire
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Medieval Ranting
- ⚔️Cat Cuteness Amplification
- ⚔️Meta-Book Promotion
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Long Rants
- 💀Frequent Book Promotions
- 💀Slightly Too Much Historical Correctness
Quest Line
Navigating the turbulent seas of social media while promoting medieval enlightenment and dad jokes.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The medieval era was actually a long-running reality show that everyone forgot about.
Evidence Board
Frequent mention of medieval events in modern contexts; the mysterious disappearance of historical records; too many cat references linked to royal lineage.
Secret Society
The Society of Historical Cat Enthusiasts (SHCE) that meets quarterly to discuss the finer points of feline lore and medieval history.
Truth Seeking Level
68%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryMemesForDads
Twitter Main Character
Fighting for medieval rights in a Twitter thread during the latest historical drama.
LinkedIn Title
Leading a company dedicated to ‘Feline History Research and Development.’
Metaverse Final Form
A wise sage in a medieval metaverse, guiding avatars through historical quests while armed with catnip.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
All black and white with some gothic art, featuring favorite medieval quotes and a playlist of lute music.
Web3 Destiny
Owning a virtual fishing business where users can catch ancient creatures while learning medieval history.
Future Post
2025: ‘We finally got medieval history in schools, but why was the textbook written by a cat?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
David's unique strength lies in his ability to combine the past with the present in a refreshingly relatable manner.
Charming Quirk
His charming quirk of mixing medieval history with modern dad life makes him stand out—like a knight who also bakes cookies.
Final Encouragement
"Keep casting those lines, David! Your blend of humor, history, and family makes the social media waters a lot more fun!"
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