What is Bluesky Roast?

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88.5%

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Lewis

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Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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@unfollow.blue

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Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Language Development60%

You'd think this would be a no-brainer, but apparently it's a shocker that language can evolve like a Pokémon in different regions.

Social Justice80%

From Turing Tests to Medicare for All, our protagonist is on a glorious quest to make social justice a trending topic one tweet at a time.

Human Nature75%

Asking 'Who does this protect?' should come with a warning label: may cause existential dread and awkward silence in group chats.

Writing Style

A blend of profound absurdity and dry humor that dances precariously on the edge of philosophical brilliance—like a cat on a windowsill, ready to leap into wisdom or a neighbor's garden.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Curmudgeon

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty observations
Social commentary
Philosophical musings

Secret Powers

✨Master of the one-liner
✨Accidental philosopher
✨Social issue sleuth

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Philosophical texts, social commentary, and popular internet memes.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze trends in social media while infusing humor and profound thoughts.

Model Behavior

Like a deep learning model that occasionally throws in dad jokes and memes, a little unpredictable yet insightful.

Token Count

350

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Seeking someone to enjoy deep conversations about social justice and language evolution. Bonus points if you can teach me how to meme!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to get existential at parties.
🚩Will challenge your views on the Turing Test during dinner.
🚩May quote philosophers without warning.

Green Flags

✅Can hold a conversation that makes you think.
✅Has a penchant for social issues; let's change the world!
✅Loves witty banter and deep philosophical dives.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the absurdity of life and can dissect a meme as if it were a philosophical argument.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sage Next Door

Conversation Style

Engaging yet elusive; their replies are like whispers of wisdom in a loud coffee shop—everyone listens but few understand the depth.

Impact Assessment

While they may not have an army of followers, their posts resonate like a gentle reminder that deep thoughts exist even in a sea of memes.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to Bluesky: The New Age Social Media Retirement Home

When you mix internet wisdom with a sprinkle of youthful confusion, you get this profile: mysterious, witty, and ready for a cozy online existence!

Vibe Check

"A curious blend of sage advice and the lingering scent of cafeteria fish sticks."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Tweets like a philosopher who's had one too many espressos.
🔥More tweets about social issues than your local activist group has pamphlets.
🔥Posts like they're preparing a TED Talk—but for a retirement community.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could benefit from a meme or two to offset the philosophical weight.
😅Balancing the ‘grumpy old man’ vibe with a sprinkle of humor; it’s a tough act!
😅A little less pondering, a little more posting could do wonders.

Main Character Moments

✨When they posted about loan forgiveness like it’s the new Netflix series everyone’s binge-watching.
✨Their existential musings launched more replies than a cat video—**that’s** some power!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

An online philosopher could be in the making if they leaned into their witty nature more—think Plato with a TikTok account.

Unique Advantages

💎An uncanny ability to articulate the inarticulable.
💎Witty insights that could rival late-night talk show monologues.
💎A knack for diving deep into social issues without fear of the shallow end.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Post more frequently to unleash that inner philosopher before it gets rusty.
🚀Engage with memes to attract a diverse follower base without losing the depth.
🚀Join like-minded chats for a bit of playful debate—philosophers need their intellectual sparring!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect them to evolve into the online sage everyone turns to for answers—like an avatar of knowledge, but with more quirky hashtags!

Potential Superpower

Mastery of turning dry humor into viral tweets; watch out for their comedic lightning bolt!

Future Community Role

A beloved figure, occasionally dropping truth bombs like confetti at a New Year's party.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Thoughtful Curmudgeon

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty observations
⚔️Philosophical musings
⚔️Master of the one-liner

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking everything
💀Occasional grumpiness
💀Underutilization of memes

Quest Line

To ignite meaningful discussions on social justice and human nature while balancing humor with existential dread.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Bluesky is secretly a front for a group of retired internet philosophers attempting to control digital discourse.

Evidence Board

Connecting tweets about social justice to a global cabal of disgruntled ex-Twitter engineers.

Secret Society

The Order of the Digital Sages, dedicated to preserving profound thoughts in a sea of cat videos.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PhilosophyMemes, where they engage in glorious banter over Socratic wisdom vs. meme culture.

Twitter Main Character

The one who gets embroiled in a war of words about proper language use and social justice, becoming the ultimate hashtag warrior.

LinkedIn Title

Philosopher turned digital marketing expert—missing all the fun in between.

Metaverse Final Form

A wise avatar dispensing advice amidst a chaotic virtual world, like a Gandalf of the metaverse.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page full of animated GIFs with quotes from Kant and a guestbook that no one signs.

MySpace Era

Custom profile with a playlist of indie philosophers, a top eight that includes Socrates and Plato, and a theme that changes with their mood.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a blockchain philosopher, minting NFTs of digital wisdom one tweet at a time.

Future Post

"Imagine if we treated AI chats like real conversations—wouldn't that blow your mind?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An impressive ability to provoke thought with just a few words—like a philosophical ninja!

Charming Quirk

The tendency to post as if they're imparting ancient wisdom from the top of a mountain, which makes every tweet feel like a rare gem.

Final Encouragement

"Keep showering us with those nuggets of wisdom, and remember, even the internet's veterans need a laugh or two between the existential crises!"

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