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    I post about politics - yeah, I'm one of THOSE people... I also post about music, food, Doctor Who (when in season), and other bits and bobs. Colorado Native. I once took a picture of Simon LeBon's Sole.

    LyricallyLiz: The Soundtrack to Your Existential Crisis

    A delightful blend of politics, music, and spicy commentary that keeps us all entertained (or enraged).

    "

    Like a mixtape from your most opinionated friend who never shuts up, but you secretly love it.

    "
    90%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    85%
    Music
    92%
    Politics

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Music85%

    Whether it's pumping up the volume on your morning coffee or conducting a requiem for political sanity, LyricallyLiz knows her tunes. But let's face it – 90% of her posts read like a drunken karaoke session gone wrong.

    Politics92%

    A gripping saga of political despair pinned under the weight of relentless optimism. Her posts dissect the absurdity of American life with the precision of a surgeon wielding a chainsaw.

    Food70%

    From groaning about turkey sausage to philosophical musings over stuffing, expect haute cuisine insights that rarely involve an actual recipe but somehow still charm everyone.

    Writing Style

    A delightful chaos of all-caps rants and casual expletives, where every sentence feels like a caffeinated conversation at 3 AM.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Fierce Advocate

    Keeping It Real Score

    90%

    Main Character Energy

    • Passionate political rants
    • Random music challenges
    • Astonishing wit

    Secret Powers

    • Cloud time-lapse photography
    • Biting social commentary
    • Gourmet cooking advice

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political commentary, music history, culinary adventures, random rants

    Prompt Engineering

    Create incisive social commentary intertwined with eclectic music tastes and culinary notes

    Model Behavior

    Operates with emotional volatility and sharp insights, often leading to unexpected tangents

    Token Count

    2048

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Looking for someone who can appreciate a solid political debate over a homemade meal while discussing our favorite tunes. Must be open to spontaneous rants and have an appreciation for life’s absurdities!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Loves to rant about politics at dinner
    • 🚩Too much passion for celery-based stuffing
    • 🚩Occasional cloud-obsession

    Green Flags

    • Knows the lyrics to obscure Tori Amos songs
    • Willingness to cook while throwing in some political commentary
    • Can name at least three Ramones songs

    Perfect Match

    An artist who also supports progressive causes, loves music challenges, and isn’t afraid to debate!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Bluesky Conscience

    Conversation Style

    Like the friend who drags you into deep discussions instead of allowing you to skate on surface-level chit-chat. Prepare for hot takes and awkward laughter.

    Impact Assessment

    More likely to catch fire than serve as a calming influence, but hey, the community thrives on the spice of life.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    LyricallyLiz: The Soundtrack to Your Existential Crisis

    A delightful blend of politics, music, and spicy commentary that keeps us all entertained (or enraged).

    Vibe Check

    "Like a mixtape from your most opinionated friend who never shuts up, but you secretly love it."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥If political commentary were an Olympic sport, LyricallyLiz would be the reigning, overly dramatic champion.
    • 🔥Does posting about clouds equate to a mid-life crisis? Asking for a friend.
    • 🔥The music challenges are like a mixtape of anxiety – can we call it a 'Vibe with Rage' series?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to remember that not every opinion deserves a ribbon or a medal.
    • 😅There's a chance her food posts are merely covers for a secret life as a food critic for a nondescript blog.
    • 😅Watching her navigate political topics is like watching a cat in a bathtub – equal parts hilarious and tragic.

    Main Character Moments

    • When she declared her love for celery-forward stuffing, a nation of culinary rebels stood perplexed.
    • That time she literally blocked someone for mentioning mayonnaise — that's commitment!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With her passion and insight, she could easily create a podcast that blends music, politics, and existential dread in a way that’s both enlightening and bingeable.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Being unapologetically herself
    • 💎A knack for witty repartee
    • 💎Strong connection to her audience's frustrations

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a side gig as a political comedian – your sharp wit is ripe for the stand-up stage.
    • 🚀Start an online cooking show where you only make food that pairs with political rants – ‘Cooking with Chaos’ has a ring to it!
    • 🚀Develop a newsletter titled 'The Soundtrack of Outrage' – you know people would subscribe.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect her to transition from rants on Bluesky to viral TikTok videos where her outbursts become the next soundbite sensation.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming mundane meals into lavish celebrity chef dinners with her wild storytelling.

    Future Community Role

    The 'Caffeine-Infused Cheerleader' for progressive causes and music appreciation, rallying troops for the next Twitter-sparked revolution.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Connoisseur

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Political Pyrotechnics
    • ⚔️Musical Alchemy
    • ⚔️Cloud Whisperer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly Passionate Rants
    • 💀Too Much Celery
    • 💀Excessive Emoji Usage

    Quest Line

    Navigating the tumultuous waters of modern politics while curating a soundtrack for existential dread.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The cloud formations are actually government surveillance drones disguised as weather patterns.

    Evidence Board

    - Political storms have been linked to rising cloud activity - The uncanny timing of my political rants and weather changes - Simon LeBon knows more than he lets on

    Secret Society

    The Society of Celery Advocates

    Truth Seeking Level

    87.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/PunkRockPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who gets ratioed for defending celery stuffing in 2024

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Creative Officer at ‘Rants and Recipes LLC’

    Metaverse Final Form

    A holographic avatar that sings political anthems while stirring up controversy in virtual kitchens.

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    Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI pulls in every recipe you love, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page titled ‘Liz's Lament’ featuring animated gifs of clouds and rants about the 2000 election.

    MySpace Era

    A profile filled with glitter graphics and a playlist featuring Tori Amos, Ramones, and a random assortment of 80s goth.

    Web3 Destiny

    Buying up virtual land in a metaverse for a movement called ‘Celery Forward’ where culinary excellence meets political outrage.

    Future Post

    ‘Just had a meltdown while making stuffing because people still can't figure out how to use basic kitchen knives. We need to do better!’

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Her ability to capture complex emotional states with a few well-placed expletives is unmatched.

    Charming Quirk

    The joyful chaos of her music challenges amidst political turmoil is like finding an oasis in the desert of despair.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the delightful storm that you are, LyricallyLiz. Just remember, every great track has its b-side – keep exploring all the melodies life offers!"

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    Creator

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