your (not-so) local transsexual plural fagdyke. refer to us as sebastian. guard dog butch. any pronouns, or mirrored. "old enough to know better" probably mostly sfw, but i am crass & support freaks, be aware.
Kisses, Chaos, and Commotion: The Endokisser Chronicles
Meet Sebastian: the multi-faceted, endo-loving, crassly brilliant heart of Bluesky.
A wild blend of humor, affection, and a sprinkle of delightful absurdity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Sebastian is on a mission to redefine connection—who needs therapy when you can kiss your problems away?
A passionate advocate for visibility, they remind us that art needs more mobility aids and scars! Because nothing says, 'I care,' like a well-placed crayon drawing of a poorly represented disability.
Sebastian brings warmth to the often-stigmatized topic of endogenic systems, cozily cradling it like a cat in their lap while making sure we all get the point: more love, less hate.
Writing Style
A chaotic blend of heartfelt poetry and absurd humor, reminiscent of a toddler dipped in existential philosophy and flavored with a hint of sarcasm. Yikes!
Thought Leader Score
87%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Endearing Weirdo
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Endokisser Extraordinaire
- Punny Proponent of Plurality
- Kiss-For-Coffee Barista
Secret Powers
- ✨Poorly drawn phallus artist
- ✨Overly affectionate support system
- ✨Wisdom dispenser disguised as chaos
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Endogenic systems, queer representation, whimsical absurdity, and chaotic affection.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the nuances of human connection through crass humor and representation in online spaces.
Model Behavior
Similar to a quirky chatbot that’s had too much caffeine and is deeply invested in mutual aid and absurdity.
Token Count
2500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Your goofy, chaotic endokisser who believes in snacks, affection, and drawing attention to representation. Not looking for perfection—just someone to share poorly drawn art and questionable life choices with!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasional existential crises during dinner dates.
- 🚩Tends to send unsolicited doodles of anatomy.
- 🚩Will probably talk about kissing endos at least once.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep conversations about representation.
- ✅Always has snacks on hand.
- ✅Very supportive of unique identities and quirks.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the combination of heart-warming affection and silly chaos—must love snacks and absurd humor!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Chief Love and Chaos Officer
Conversation Style
Quirky banter with the occasional philosophical ramble; conversations often feel like a group hug gone hilariously astray.
Impact Assessment
An affectionate whirlwind, always ready to support and uplift while leaving a trail of confusion (and poorly drawn phalluses) in their wake.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Kisses, Chaos, and Commotion: The Endokisser Chronicles
Meet Sebastian: the multi-faceted, endo-loving, crassly brilliant heart of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"A wild blend of humor, affection, and a sprinkle of delightful absurdity."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥I see you’ve dedicated your account to chaos; mostly kissing, some existential crises, and questionable doodles.
- 🔥Your posts read like a manic episode of a sitcom featuring an endo-loving cat. It's brilliant and a bit concerning.
- 🔥You might be the only person I know whose emotional support animal is a poorly drawn dick.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop persuading us all that kissing endos is the solution to our problems; therapy is still an option!
- 😅The next time you mention 'making out', let's just agree to provide context—preferably with less confusion.
- 😅Maybe tone down the chaotic charm just a smidge; the internet can only handle so much brilliance at once.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared love for your partner while simultaneously advocating for endogenic systems—talk about a plot twist!
- ✨Your proclamation of 'It's MPREG MONDAY' is an iconic moment that deserves a dedicated fan base.
- ✨Sending poorly drawn penises to strangers is a power move; some might say you're just sending out 'friendly nudity' invitations.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could easily become the go-to person for authentic conversations about representation and love in the queer community—like a cherubic sage covered in glitter and hugs.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique perspective on plurality that resonates deeply with others.
- 💎The ability to connect through humor, warmth, and sincerity—a combination too rare to overlook.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating threads that delve deeper into your thoughts on representation; your voice could resonate widely.
- 🚀Maybe start a weekly 'Kiss of the Week' segment to galvanize your followers—kissing wisdom, if you will!
- 🚀Try embracing some memes; work with your art skills to create viral content—who wouldn't want a 'doodle a day' campaign?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You turn into a social media confessional, exchanging deep thoughts for giggles and the occasional heart emoji.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to transform mundane internet interactions into heartfelt and awkward moments—think of it as emotional alchemy!
Future Community Role
A beloved community figure, known for mediating chaos with good vibes (and questionable drawings).
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Endo-Kisser
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Heartfelt Affection
- ⚔️Punny Plurality Queries
- ⚔️Snack-Pocket Powers
Weaknesses
- 💀Too Much Chaos
- 💀Obsession with Drawing Phalluses
- 💀Poorly Timed Kisses
Quest Line
Spread love, representation, and well-placed absurdity across Bluesky.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Sebastian is a secret agent sent to bridge interdimensional gaps through affection and poorly drawn art.
Evidence Board
Patterns of chaotic posting that defy social media norms; references to ancient wisdom disguised as internet humor; multiple headmates with varying themes and roles.
Secret Society
The Brotherhood of the Snarky Endokissers
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/EndoKissers
Twitter Main Character
Sebastian accidentally sparks a revolution over the best forms of queer representation, leading to an awkward meme war.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive of Endokissing and Representation Strategy at Awkward Affection Inc.
Metaverse Final Form
The whimsical overseer of a virtual realm dedicated to chaotic joy and affection, where everyone shares poorly drawn doodles and affectionate philosophy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
My MySpace profile features an ominous song about existential dread and a header: 'Kiss Me, I’m Endogenous!'
Web3 Destiny
In the metaverse, you run an NFT gallery showcasing your poorly drawn phalluses, labeled as 'artistic exploration of chaos and affection.'
Future Post
'Just kissed a universe! Feeling renewed and ready for more chaos and love.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your utmost genuine warmth and the desire to be an anchor for your community is extraordinary.
Charming Quirk
Your habit of combining deeply insightful thoughts with an absurd touch—like a philosophical cat that won’t stop playing with string.
Final Encouragement
"Keep being your beautifully chaotic self, Sebastian! The internet needs more endokissing, silly philosophies, and a sprinkle of drawn dicks to keep it interesting!"
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