Maarten Marsman

@maartenmarsman.bsky.social

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580

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Following

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Joined

Sep 26, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Assistant Professor at the University of Amsterdam

Maarten Marsman: The Bayesian Bandit of Bluesky

A PhD-loving professor navigating the algorithm with an air of academic flair.

The vibe is light academia meets social media, with a hint of job-hunting desperation.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Job Opportunities

80%

Environmental Challenges

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Job Opportunities90%

Maarten's post about the PhD project is like a signal flare in the foggy world of academia—can't see you but I know you’re there!

Environmental Challenges80%

Encouraging applications for climate change research? Maarten's basically the academic version of Captain Planet with a LinkedIn account.

Writing Style

Concise, yet engaging - a bit like a PowerPoint presentation if it were an Instagram story.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Academic Connector

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Job alerts like a hawk
Endorsement enthusiast
Unabashedly supportive

Secret Powers

✨PhD matchmaking
✨Converting academic jargon into shareable tweets

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Academic journals, job postings, and climate research articles

Prompt Engineering

Write engaging and supportive posts about academic opportunities and environmental issues

Model Behavior

Friendly and informative, but a little too focused on data

Token Count

320

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Academic with a passion for Bayesian methods and climate change. Seeking someone who appreciates the beauty of a well-structured job alert. Bonus points if you can discuss psychometrics over coffee!"

Red Flags

🚩Too many job ads, not enough fun
🚩May reference statistics on first date

Green Flags

✅Incredibly supportive friend
✅Strong academic background
✅Enjoys discussing complex topics

Perfect Match

Someone who loves research and isn't afraid to laugh at a few academic memes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Mentor

Conversation Style

Awkwardly enthusiastic, like a puppy trying to socialize without tail-wagging too hard.

Impact Assessment

Contributes positively, but needs to ramp up engagement to earn the ‘vibe god’ status.

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Maarten Marsman: The Bayesian Bandit of Bluesky

A PhD-loving professor navigating the algorithm with an air of academic flair.

Vibe Check

"The vibe is light academia meets social media, with a hint of job-hunting desperation."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts like a seasoned professor but tweets like a freshman—enthusiasm is high, but the substance needs seasoning!
🔥Got job alerts? Maarten’s ready to recruit like the academic version of Tinder!

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs to sprinkle in some personal anecdotes—right now it's all job postings and academia, where’s the drama?
😅Remember, Maarten: Emojis do not replace emotional depth.

Main Character Moments

✨Boldly declaring job alerts like they’re going out of style—it's almost heroic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a few more punchlines, Maarten could be the comedic relief in academia—who doesn’t love a good math joke?

Unique Advantages

💎Strong academic credibility
💎Connection-building prowess
💎A knack for community engagement

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Share some personal insights or quirky academic stories—academia can be fun too!
🚀Consider mixing in some light-hearted memes—everyone loves a professor with a sense of humor!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Maarten will transform into a Bluesky professor meme machine, combining academia with the latest internet trends.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to turn job postings into viral content—even your non-academic friends will want in!

Future Community Role

The respected elder with a meme-filled feed and a calendar full of conferences.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Lawful Connector

Special Abilities

⚔️PhD Matchmaking
⚔️Job Alert Radar
⚔️Longitudinal Data Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Overly Formal Posts
💀Lack of Personal Touch
💀Too Much Academia

Quest Line

Seeking the perfect candidate for a research project while fighting the scourge of climate ignorance.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All job markets are secretly controlled by a shadowy group of academic gatekeepers

Evidence Board

Job postings disappear when you stop refreshing your feed

Secret Society

Society of the Job-Seeking Professors (SJSP)

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AcademicJobs

Twitter Main Character

Posting an emotional thread about the struggles of academia while dodging recruiters in the replies

LinkedIn Title

CEO of LinkedIn Learning for Academics, with courses like ‘How to Diagnose Your Academic Burnout’

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar who can turn any job post into an engaging lecture in virtual lecture halls.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A Geocities page featuring neon colors and a rotating gif of an academic cap, next to a guestbook for job seekers.

MySpace Era

A profile with a top 8 that includes favorite journals and a playlist of academic-themed tracks.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a DAO for collaborative research funding.

Future Post

‘Excited to announce my first successful PhD match! Also, why does no one understand the beauty of Bayesian analysis?!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

An admirable commitment to academia and community building.

Charming Quirk

Posting excitement like an over-caffeinated TA on finals week.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those job alerts, Maarten! Just remember, the internet loves a good laugh—give them that too!"

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