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    Maciej Rutkowski

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    I code for Apple platforms, build things that move and optionally push melted plastic through a hole. I like Star Treks and Missions Impossible. I made Headlines RSS for iOS (https://macbirdie.net/headlines). Señor iOS dev at @AppUnite.

    Maciej Rutkowski: The Code-Wielding Star Trek Philosopher

    A blend of programming prowess and sci-fi passion, with a dash of humor.

    "

    A fascinating mix of cerebral coding discussions and whimsical cultural musings.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Star Trek
    85%
    iOS Development

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Star Trek90%

    Maciej's posts are a treasure trove for Trekkies, combining nostalgia with critical analysis, like finding a long-lost episode in a digital time capsule.

    iOS Development85%

    From Swift discussions to app restoration joys, he's the tech whisperer, turning code into poetry, although sometimes it reads like a Shakespearean tragedy.

    Pop Culture Critique80%

    Whether it's fast fashion or societal commentary, Maciej dives deep like he’s navigating space anomalies—sometimes even landing on a black hole or two.

    Writing Style

    A blend of concise coding clarity and whimsical narrative, like a Swift function wrapped in a Star Trek plot twist.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Thoughtful Nerd

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Adept at deep tech discussions
    • Star Trek superfan
    • Quirky sense of humor

    Secret Powers

    • Spotting coding bugs from a distance
    • Making dad jokes out of programming terminology
    • Unraveling the complexities of sci-fi narratives

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Star Trek episodes, iOS frameworks, obscure programming languages, and dad jokes

    Prompt Engineering

    Write witty tech commentary infused with pop culture references while keeping it relatable and engaging.

    Model Behavior

    Generative Thoughtful Nerd 3.0

    Token Count

    28000

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Coder by day, Star Trek philosopher by night. Looking for someone to debate sci-fi, share tech tips, and enjoy the occasional pie (because the sin of pi is zero)."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Uses too much programming jargon
    • 🚩Could get lost in Star Trek trivia mid-date
    • 🚩Has strong opinions about pie vs. cake

    Green Flags

    • Adept at fixing tech issues
    • Will give you a personal tour of the Trek universe
    • Can make you laugh with dad jokes

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys deep conversations, loves sci-fi, and won’t mind hearing about the latest iOS updates at brunch.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Geek

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet analytical, like a wise Yoda giving tech advice—sometimes cryptic but always insightful!

    Impact Assessment

    Contributes to the community vibe by sparking thought-provoking discussions, like a captain navigating uncharted territories.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Maciej Rutkowski: The Code-Wielding Star Trek Philosopher

    A blend of programming prowess and sci-fi passion, with a dash of humor.

    Vibe Check

    "A fascinating mix of cerebral coding discussions and whimsical cultural musings."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥For someone who codes for Apple, you'd think his posts would have more bite!
    • 🔥Maciej’s posts are like Swift: sometimes they compile nicely, but other times, it’s a syntax error in communication.
    • 🔥He loves deep discussions, but sometimes I wonder if he's just talking to the Borg.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅A tendency to overshare complex technical jargon, which can make even the most seasoned developers go cross-eyed.
    • 😅Constantly recalibrating the balance between coding precision and sci-fi fandom—often leading to wonderfully chaotic musings.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he whipped out a pun about gluttony and pie—chef’s kiss!
    • The moment he declared foxes as 'cat hardware + dog software'—a true revelation!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With his passion for both tech and narrative, Maciej could become a hybrid creator, blending app development with engaging storytelling.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong technical understanding
    • 💎Unique blend of humor and poignancy
    • 💎Ability to dissect complex issues simply

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Try to share more visual content—images or GIFs related to coding might just elevate engagement!
    • 🚀Consider hosting mini discussions or threads around episodes of Star Trek for interactive content!
    • 🚀Engage more with followers to build a community feel—maybe host a 'Star Trek and Code' night!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Maciej will likely evolve into a hybrid tech influencer, where coding meets creativity, becoming a go-to for both developers and sci-fi enthusiasts.

    Potential Superpower

    Crafting catchy metaphors that connect coding with pop culture—his own superhero power!

    Future Community Role

    He might emerge as a leader of a sub-community centered around tech and sci-fi discussions.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Code-Wizard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Code Whispering
    • ⚔️Sci-Fi Reference Sorcery
    • ⚔️Deep Thought Analysis

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overusing tech jargon
    • 💀Star Trek rabbit holes
    • 💀Ongoing existential crises about fast fashion

    Quest Line

    To merge the realms of coding and cosmic storytelling, deriving metaphors that make both the nerdy and the uninitiated chuckle.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The code to unravel the universe exists within Apple's frameworks and can only be decoded by true Trekkies.

    Evidence Board

    1. Patrick Stewart once used an Apple computer in a movie. 2. Swift code sounds suspiciously like Klingon. 3. Every Spielberg film has a hidden iOS reference!

    Secret Society

    The Order of the Tech-Savvy Trekkies

    Truth Seeking Level

    82.5%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/TechAndTrek

    Twitter Main Character

    Dissertation on why Riker is the ultimate Android.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of CodeStar Enterprises, innovating app development with sci-fi themes

    Metaverse Final Form

    Cosmic Coder navigating the digital universe with a warp drive and a debugger!

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    • 📥

      Save recipes from anywhere

      One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.

    • 🗓️

      Dinner plans in minutes

      Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.

    • 🛒

      Shop without overspending

      Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.

    • 📸

      See your pantry clearly

      Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.

    • 👨‍👩‍👧

      Keep everyone in sync

      Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.

    • 💸

      Stretch every grocery dollar

      Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page dedicated to Star Trek fan fiction and homemade coding tutorials, complete with animated GIFs of spaceships.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decorated with sci-fi wallpapers, a top 8 that includes both Mac and Trek legends, and a heavily autoplaying theme song from TNG.

    Web3 Destiny

    A decentralized app that allows users to build and share their own sci-fi inspired coding projects.

    Future Post

    'Remember when we thought 2024 would be the year of flying cars? Well, I’m still waiting. Also, check out my new app!'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Maciej’s strongest quality is his ability to bridge the gap between technical depth and playful commentary.

    Charming Quirk

    His knack for infusing humor into otherwise dry topics—like finding a tribble at a coding convention.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep boldly going where no coder has gone before, Maciej! Your mix of wit and wisdom will continue to captivate!"

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