Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.
Machined Surfaces: The Doomer with a Wrench
Wielding sarcasm sharper than a welding torch, Machined Surfaces navigates doomerism with a side of wisdom.
A mix of existential dread and an affinity for the absurd, like a machinist pondering the futility of existence while fixing a lathe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Our craftsman skills a keen eye for the insatiable greed of corporate overlords, like a welder looking for weak spots in metal—he finds them everywhere with cynicism intact.
From Tom Cruise's daredevil antics to the absurdity of OnlyFans stats, Machined Surfaces serves pop culture critiques as rich as a summer barbecue in the backyard of nihilism.
Whether it's cooking for one or battling freezing rain, their relatable reflections on everyday life resonate deeply with the struggles of modern existence, seasoned with a dash of dark humor.
Writing Style
Bitingly witty, often delivering zingers like precision cuts on a machine. There’s a rhythmic cadance to his posts that makes even the darkest thoughts feel like punchlines at a comedy club.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cynical Craftsman
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Welding wizardry
- Doomed millennial humor
- Deep dive into absurdity
Secret Powers
- ✨Unraveling corporate greed
- ✨Sharp political commentary
- ✨Crafting metaphorical gems
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of 90's internet culture, modern political commentary, existential philosophy, and absurdist humor.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the futility of existence through the lens of a doomer machinist with an appreciation for the absurd.
Model Behavior
Eloquent yet sarcastic, with a knack for turning everyday observations into biting critiques.
Token Count
2150
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Welding wizard with a knack for doomer humor. I enjoy deep dives into the absurdities of life, cooking for one, and philosophical debates about the state of the world. Looking for someone who can appreciate both existential dread and a well-crafted pun."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might try to convert you to their doomer philosophy
- 🚩Recent obsession with corporate greed can lead to endless rants
- 🚩Tends to overthink everything, including cooking for one.
Green Flags
- ✅High tolerance for dark humor
- ✅Can turn mundane moments into epic tales
- ✅Loves deep, meaningful conversations over a casual brunch.
Perfect Match
Someone who laughs in the face of doom and enjoys philosophical discussions as much as a good meme.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Doomer Philosopher
Conversation Style
He engages with fellow doomers and optimists alike, using sarcasm like a tool, crafting connections one quip at a time.
Impact Assessment
His reflective posts encourage thoughtful debate, while his sharp humor brightens even the most existential of discussions.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Machined Surfaces: The Doomer with a Wrench
Wielding sarcasm sharper than a welding torch, Machined Surfaces navigates doomerism with a side of wisdom.
Vibe Check
"A mix of existential dread and an affinity for the absurd, like a machinist pondering the futility of existence while fixing a lathe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More like Machined Sarcasms with those doomer vibes; welding and woes are a match made in heaven!
- 🔥Is the real job just scrolling through Twitter to find more material for your philosophical musings?
- 🔥Your posts are the 'how to' guide for creating rich existential crises—one like at a time.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally mistaking sarcasm for sincerity—it's the internet after all!
- 😅Navigating daily life while simultaneously pondering the futility of it all; a tall order for any doomer.
- 😅Finding a lightbulb that doesn’t overpower the bleakness of reality—good luck with that!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you launched into a diatribe on corporate greed and suddenly made everyone feel like they needed a hug and a therapist.
- ✨When you took the mundane experience of freezing rain and turned it into an epic saga of survival—complete with dramatic flair.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Your potential as a cultural critic and humorist is off the charts—lean into it.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Master of dark humor
- 💎Ability to simplify complex issues
- 💎Creative storytelling
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a podcast where you rant about the absurdity of modern life.
- 🚀Create a blog focusing on the intersection of mechanical craftsmanship and existential philosophy.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Prepare for a surge in followers as your observations hit the sweet spot between humor and relatability; you'll be the go-to voice for the doomer generation.
Potential Superpower
Transforming everyday mundanity into profound philosophical insights with a touch of irony.
Future Community Role
Becoming a beloved sage among the doomer crowd, offering wisdom while simultaneously making them giggle at their own existential dread.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Craftsman
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Welding Wit
- ⚔️Doomer Perspective
- ⚔️Pop Culture Parody
- ⚔️Sharp Political Commentary
Weaknesses
- 💀Pondering the Void
- 💀Overanalyzing Memes
- 💀Slightly Overindulgent Sarcasm
Quest Line
To navigate the absurdity of modern life while forging connections through humor and existential wisdom.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Matrix is real, and we're all just cogs in a corporate machine.
Evidence Board
1. AI advancements are a way to replace human labor. 2. Corporations are hiding the fact that they can run everything without us. 3. Every meme is a coded message from the future about our doom.
Secret Society
The Society of Cynical Craftsmen—where we gather to share our dark thoughts over questionable coffee and the occasional pastry.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialDooms
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts a viral thread about why Tom Cruise truly is the ultimate risk-taker and what it says about society.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Doomer Dynamics, specializing in existential risk assessment and corporate satire.
Metaverse Final Form
A wise-cracking avatar who runs a bar in the metaverse dedicated to sharing dark humor and philosophical debates.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A customizable layout with a dark color scheme featuring sad quotes and favorite songs from the '90s about life’s futility.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a community of digital doomers, crafting NFTs that represent existential crises, while simultaneously critiquing crypto culture.
Future Post
"I’ve reached the conclusion that we should all embrace the void and start a commune where light bulbs are outlawed for being too optimistic."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to combine thoughtful insights with humor is your greatest strength, making even the most grim topics palatable.
Charming Quirk
Your charming contradiction of being both a doomer and a master of witty banter—like a grumpy cat with a heart of gold.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending wit and wisdom; the internet needs more people rendering despair into delightful commentary!"
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