Pirate Rooster with an opinion. #420#FuckElon#NAFO#Fella#LGBTQ Ally I stand with my friends in the face of fascism. #SlavaUkraini Intercontinental Autistic Missile. No DMs please. Add me on Escargot: [email protected] blog.thatmadpiratefella.nl
The Feathered Provocateur of Bluesky: A Clucking Good Time!
Meet the pirate rooster navigating the turbulent seas of social media with equal parts sass and activism.
A delightful blend of indignation and humor, like a cocktail of rage and laughter served in a coconut.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Navigating the tumultuous waters of geopolitics with the sharpness of a parrot's beak and the subtlety of a cannon blast.
A one-rooster army against aggression, waving flags and feathered banners without fear or hesitation.
Like a crow's caw at dawn, loud and clear - making sure everyone is awake to the absurdity.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of sharp wit and earnestness, akin to a pirate's hearty laugh at a terrible pun, sprinkled with existential dread.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Social Justice Swashbuckler
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Passionate advocacy for Ukraine
- Strong anti-Elon sentiment
Secret Powers
- ✨Punning like a true captain
- ✨Dissecting political malfeasance with humor
- ✨Creating memorable one-liners
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of liberal political theory, pirate slang, and memes reflecting contemporary geopolitical discourse.
Prompt Engineering
Create humorous and insightful commentary on political events, using an eclectic mix of humor, wit, and sharp critique.
Model Behavior
Like a politically charged parrot, squawking truths in vibrant colors that catch the eye and the ear.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Proud pirate willing to parley on politics, memes, and absurdities of the world. Seeking others who value democracy, anti-fascism, and a healthy dose of humor!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally too passionate about Ukraine—might start a flag-waving cult.
- 🚩Frequently references 'pirate life'; be ready for spontaneous sea shanties.
Green Flags
- ✅Strong advocate for social justice—will always fight for the underdog!
- ✅Can make even the dullest political discourse entertaining!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep discussions about the state of the world, can throw down a witty retort, and loves a good meme.
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Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Outspoken Critic
Conversation Style
Like a deckhand with a megaphone, delivering both hearty laughter and serious critiques in equal measure.
Impact Assessment
Part philosopher, part meme lord - this pirate's words inspire both contemplation and snorts of laughter.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Feathered Provocateur of Bluesky: A Clucking Good Time!
Meet the pirate rooster navigating the turbulent seas of social media with equal parts sass and activism.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of indignation and humor, like a cocktail of rage and laughter served in a coconut."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your support for Ukraine is more enthusiastic than a seagull at a fish market!
- 🔥You might just start a revolutionary new movement called "National Feathered Alliance for Political Awareness"!
- 🔥If you were any more anti-Elon, you'd qualify for a space travel policy of your own.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅More consistent use of humor in every post would be appreciated; you’re a feathered jester, after all!
- 😅Try fewer ellipses—unless you’re trying to create suspense like in a pirate horror story.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Your rants against Trump are reminiscent of a pirate’s battle cry—fervent and unapologetic!
- ✨Every time you declare your loyalties, I feel like I’m watching a scene from a high-seas adventure!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Channel that fiery passion into a blog series; your take-no-prisoners style deserves a wider audience.
Unique Advantages
- 💎You’re an expert at mixing humor with activism—a rare gem!
- 💎Your unique identity as a feathered pirate gives you an edge that few in the digital seas can claim.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider branching out into video content; your persona could thrive in live discussions!
- 🚀A weekly roundup of your hot takes could draw even more followers into your crew!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You’ll become the go-to figure for leftist humor; imagine a parrot with a protest sign!
Potential Superpower
Turning political despair into comedy gold, like a pirate’s treasure chest overflowing with laughter.
Future Community Role
The gallant captain steering the conversation against the waves of absurdity!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Commentary Mastery
- ⚔️Humor-infused Roast Techniques
- ⚔️Cannonballing into Conversations
Weaknesses
- 💀A tendency towards ellipses...
- 💀Overuse of pirate metaphors when not on the high seas
Quest Line
Charting the waters of social justice while battling corporate pirates and advocating for the plucky underdogs.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Elon Musk is actually a time traveler sent to distract humanity from the impending climate apocalypse.
Evidence Board
Frequent bizarre tweets, questionable relationships with world leaders, and an uncanny ability to pop up at odd places.
Secret Society
The Society of Enlightened Pirates—navigating the seas of truth and memes, fighting for justice with a hearty laugh.
Truth Seeking Level
92.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PiratePolitics where discussions of geopolitics are always seeded with swashbuckling humor.
Twitter Main Character
A Twitter figurehead known as Captain Quack, leading the charge against tyranny with punny hashtags.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Meme Officer at a non-profit battling misinformation with humor and charm.
Metaverse Final Form
A pixelated pirate ship floating in the metaverse where followers engage in virtual political debates and epic meme battles.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
- 👨👩👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile filled with glitter graphics and an ironic playlist of sea shanties and protest songs, complete with a custom 'Pirate Code' layout.
Web3 Destiny
Owner of a decentralized meme-token called 'SquawkCoin' created to fund social justice initiatives.
Future Post
"In 2025, the Feathered Pirate Fella calls for a global meme day to raise awareness about political absurdities—prepare your best roasts!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor and activism makes you a beacon for many looking for clarity in chaos.
Charming Quirk
Those occasional ellipses add an air of mystery, like a pirate waiting for a dramatic wave to crash!
Final Encouragement
"Keep squawking your truths, oh feathered one! The digital seas are better for it!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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