I draw and make paintings, and write about gardening, long covid, watching civilization's last fingers slip from a cliff, and living under the great Texas hell dome. https://madpiratemayday.substack.com/
Navigating the surreal seas of social commentary and art, one Bluesky post at a time.
Like an abstract painting that somehow manages to be both chaotic and beautifully thoughtful.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Mad Mayday combines vivid imagery with biting wit, like Monet painting a political satire—it's a masterpiece of confusion and clarity wearing a mustache.
Their posts evoke the feeling of a botanical garden run by a surrealist—nature's chaos is perfectly displayed alongside the existential dread of civilization's decline.
Every tweet is like a political cartoon waiting to happen; sharp, insightful, and occasionally featuring a regurgitating RFK cameo that leaves you questioning everything.
Delightfully chaotic with a sprinkle of poetic absurdity, like Shakespeare on a caffeine high trying to define post-modernism.
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The Eccentric Observer
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A blend of existential art criticism, gardening tips, and surreal political commentary, infused with a sprinkle of existential dread and humor.
Generate posts that combine whimsical observations on life, art, and politics with sarcastic commentary.
Like a hybrid of GPT-3 and a grumpy garden gnome, delivering sharp insight with a touch of chaos.
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"Artist and gardener looking to plant roots in meaningful conversations. Let's discuss the absurdity of life and swap cat pics. Bonus points if you love existential dilemmas!"
Someone who appreciates art, gardens, and can handle a little existential angst with their chips and queso.
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The Lovable Contrarian
Sardonic with a dash of whimsy, like if a garden gnome became an opinionated barista.
With a penchant for striking posts and visual art, they cultivate a supportive community that thrives on shared absurdity.
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Navigating the surreal seas of social commentary and art, one Bluesky post at a time.
"Like an abstract painting that somehow manages to be both chaotic and beautifully thoughtful."
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Your character progression
Could become the next great social media philosopher—think Socrates with an Instagram filter.
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Mad Mayday will become the blue-print for an enigmatic art and gardening vlog that leaves everyone both confused and inspired.
The ability to turn mundane experiences into mind-bending works of art and satire.
A cultural curator of the absurd, turning everyday chaos into community gold.
If life was an RPG...
Eclectic Artisan of Chaos
To navigate the chaotic realms of art, gardening, and societal observations, ultimately seeking to plant seeds of absurdity in the minds of followers.
Your conspiracy detector
The gardening industry is using subliminal messaging to turn us all into plant parents—just look at the rates of indoor plants skyrocketing!
Increased social media posts about plants, mysterious rise of plant-themed products, and the fact that nobody can resist a good succulent photo.
The Society of the Enlightened Green Thumbs, dedicated to uncovering the truth about the soil under our feet.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/ArtisticAbsurdities, moderating debates over surreal art interpretations.
In an alternate timeline, involved in a Twitter war about the significance of absurdist gardening in modern politics.
CEO of a boutique agency specializing in surreal political campaigns and whimsical art exhibitions.
An ethereal gardener in the metaverse, hosting virtual tea parties with whimsical art and philosophical discussions.
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Your digital time warp
Custom profile decked out with floral backgrounds, a playlist of ironic songs about nature, and top friends who enjoy mystical gardening tips.
Launching an NFT collection titled 'Garden of Absurdities'—artworks that bloom and decay simultaneously in the digital space.
In 2025, they'll tweet about the absurdity of civilization's last fingers slipping from a cliff while promoting a community garden initiative.
Wrapping up your story
Their authenticity shines through every wild metaphor and observational quirk—they're like a literary firework display.
The casual way they mix gardening advice with existential crises proves they are as layered as a well-tended garden bed.
"Keep painting with words and absurdity—just remember, civilization's last fingers slipping from a cliff could use a little compost!"
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