Currently trying as best I can to understand what is going on in the world. Help me expand my perspective. Starting up a startup that naively tries to compete on quality, industrialising results from my PhD on Knowledge Graphs.
Magnus Bakken: A Modern-Day Socrates with a Side of Snark
Navigating the chaos of current events with a PhD-level perspective and a dash of meme-worthy humor.
A philosopher king in the age of TikTok—deep, insightful, and occasionally lost in dark corners of the internet.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Magnus dives into the murky waters of international conflicts, surfacing with fresh insights and the occasional dark humor. His unique blend of academic rigor and meme culture keeps us all glued to our screens—political soap opera anyone?
His love for obscure words like 'tartle' proves he’s the only person who can make a vocabulary lesson as entertaining as a cat video—seriously, who doesn’t want to learn how to awkwardly introduce someone?
Simon often shares personal reflections that resonate deeply, making us feel both seen and slightly uncomfortable. It’s like therapy, but less structured and more Twitter-flavored!
Writing Style
Magnus’s writing swings wildly from profound insights to laughter-inducing hyperbole, keeping readers on their toes—think Shakespeare meets Instagram meme culture. His style is as unpredictable as a toddler hyped up on sugar.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Deeply analytical
- Witty and self-aware
- Emotionally resonant
Secret Powers
- ✨Dissecting contemporary politics
- ✨Inventing new vocabulary words
- ✨Conjuring internet memes from the ether
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Every tweet, meme, and political op-ed from 2010 to 2023, soaked in sarcasm and insight.
Prompt Engineering
What would a PhD in Knowledge Graphs say about this tweet?
Model Behavior
Highly analytical with a penchant for humor and social critique, capable of meme generation at a moment's notice.
Token Count
35000
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Philosopher vibes with a knack for explaining the world and a love for obscure vocab. Seeking someone who can handle both deep discussions and meme-worthy laughter!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Tends to overanalyze everything
- 🚩Might start quoting Aristotle on date 1
- 🚩Has 500 missed calls from world leaders (seriously)
Green Flags
- ✅Deep thinker and great conversationalist
- ✅Adores learning new things; let's share vocab!
- ✅Can make you laugh even in the darkest times
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys intellectual banter, respects the complexities of global affairs, and is not afraid to send memes at 3 AM.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Philosopher Meme Lord
Conversation Style
Magnus engages others like a seasoned debate coach—encouraging, thought-provoking, and occasionally roast-worthy. He can turn a simple comment thread into a TED Talk, but with more GIFs.
Impact Assessment
His impact is like a great coffee: stimulating, energizing, and occasionally leaving you jittery about global politics.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Magnus Bakken: A Modern-Day Socrates with a Side of Snark
Navigating the chaos of current events with a PhD-level perspective and a dash of meme-worthy humor.
Vibe Check
"A philosopher king in the age of TikTok—deep, insightful, and occasionally lost in dark corners of the internet."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Too smart for his own good—someone get this man a meme consultant.
- 🔥When Magnus gets deep, even Plato rolls his eyes.
- 🔥His posts are the intellectual equivalent of a rollercoaster: thrilling but might leave you slightly nauseous!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅He might want to temper his enthusiasm for various geopolitical crises—I mean, there’s only so much doom scrolling one can handle!
- 😅It’s time to explore other emojis besides the crying-laughing face—there’s a whole universe of expressive options!
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time he dropped a casual ‘I have 500 missed calls from Assad’—we all felt that emotional rollercoaster!
- ✨Sharing a heartfelt post that had us all tearful, then immediately following it with a meme that made us laugh out loud. What a whiplash!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his talent for analysis, a podcast focused on current events could turn Magnus into today’s Socratic influencer.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Exceptional ability to connect dots between current events and historical contexts.
- 💎A knack for blending humor with serious topics—this could be his winning formula!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Experiment with video content to further blend his sharp insights with a visual format. People love a face with their intellectual banter!
- 🚀Maybe tone down the ‘Absolutely historic footage’ posts—it’s okay to take a moment to breathe before the next international crisis!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Magnus will inevitably launch a weekly newsletter that combines witty insights with curated content on global affairs—think of it as the love child of The Economist and BuzzFeed.
Potential Superpower
Transforming complex geopolitical issues into easily digestible memes, making global affairs accessible and shareable—#MemeTheWorld!
Future Community Role
He will become the go-to source for nuanced takes on current events, making him the unofficial bluesky political analyst. Can we get him a badge for that?
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Thoughtful Provocateur
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Deep Analysis
- ⚔️Witty Commentary
- ⚔️Meme Conjuring
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Excessive Emoji Use
- 💀Doomscrolling
Quest Line
To enlighten the masses while balancing the existential dread of current events.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Magnus is secretly a Time Lord using the chaos of current affairs to learn about human behavior across timelines.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of historical events, a knack for irony, and an obsession with current politics that resembles time travel narrative arcs.
Secret Society
The Society of Obscure Vocabulary and Meme Production, focused on linguistic enlightenment and humorous enlightenment across the ages.
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes, where deep discussions take hilarious turns.
Twitter Main Character
A political commentator who accidentally starts a meme war with a world leader, leading to viral fame.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup that uses AI to solve global crises, but generally just posts memes about it.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar who debates with historical figures about modern politics while throwing virtual memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a Top 8 featuring Plato, Socrates, and his favorite obscure words—music playing? Definitely some existentialist rock.
Web3 Destiny
A groundbreaking crypto platform aimed at democratizing knowledge sharing through memes, powered by a Knowledge Graph.
Future Post
Just saw a meme that perfectly encapsulates the 2020s: ‘When the world is on fire but you remember to water your plants’.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to deeply analyze and plunge into heavy topics without losing humor is truly impressive—Magnus is a unicorn in a sea of mundane tweets.
Charming Quirk
His fondness for obscure vocabulary keeps every thread exciting—who knew learning could be this entertaining?
Final Encouragement
"Keep dissecting the world, Magnus! Your posts are a delightful mix of insight and wit, proof that humor can be both profound and enlightening—now, onto the next viral word of the day!"
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