What is Bluesky Roast?

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Unfollow.blue 💙

@unfollow.blue

The Unfollow Advocate: Master of Bluesky Connections

Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

Lewis: The Bluesky Businessman Navigating Sales and SaaS Like a Pro

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

Richard Delevan: The Climate Crusader Who Gets More Likes Than a Cat on a Roomba

Sean

@seanqsun.com

Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Procrastination and Self-Reflection90%

Maia has perfected the art of cleaning half-heartedly and self-deprecating humor. It's like a therapy session where the therapist keeps getting distracted by their phone.

Culinary Adventures70%

Whether it's cooking or complaining about lack of cooking, she’s the Gordon Ramsay of microwave dinners. Like, when life gives you uncooked rice, just ignore it and make a salad instead.

Cultural Commentary95%

From social media musings to reflections on Argentine politics, her posts read like a Netflix series about a millennial trying to navigate adulthood, except it’s all happening in real-time.

Animal Appreciation80%

Maia's love for her pet Tobi shines through, proving that while she might not be the best housekeeper, she’s definitely a world-class cat mom.

Writing Style

Her posts have the vibe of a conversation over way too much coffee—stream-of-consciousness but somehow still managing to be hilarious and poignant. It's like if you put a poet, a stand-up comedian, and a group chat in a blender and hit puree.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Procrastinator

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Avid gamer
Chronic oversharer
Modern philosopher of the mundane

Secret Powers

✨Accidental life coach
✨Expert in meme culture
✨Underdog of social commentary

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Humor-infused self-deprecating posts, relatable content on procrastination, and whimsical commentary on daily life and culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful observations about a millennial navigating adulthood in a comedic way.

Model Behavior

Like a GPT-3 with the humor of a stand-up comic but facing a constant battle with self-doubt.

Token Count

1200

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Procrastinator extraordinaire, seeking someone who understands that a cozy night in > adulting. Loves cats, food, and saving the world one meme at a time."

Red Flags

🚩Will likely bail on plans for a gaming session
🚩Has a tendency to overthink every situation
🚩May talk about her cat more than you might like

Green Flags

✅Knows how to have a good time without leaving the house
✅Can quote various memes on command
✅Good listener and occasional accidental life coach

Perfect Match

Someone who can laugh at life’s chaos and occasionally drag her out for churros.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Comical Confidant

Conversation Style

Charming mix of chaos and camaraderie; she replies like your best friend who just chugged three energy drinks.

Impact Assessment

A breath of fresh air, or a refreshing breeze of humor. She’s the kind of friend who convinces you to leave the house—just maybe not during a storm.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Gorditolechoso: Master of Chaos and Churros

A whirlwind of humor and relatable chaos wrapped in a cozy Bluesky blanket.

Vibe Check

"Think tornado meets a coffee shop conversation—hilarious, messy, and full of heart."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Her cleaning schedule is as reliable as a cat at a dog park.
🔥The way she shares her life feels like one big group chat but with all the awkward pauses included.
🔥Loves to complain about work yet replies to job offers like they're unsolicited spam emails.

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding out if she can cobble together a meal that qualifies as 'cooking.'
😅Attempting to leave the house in search of a friend—like a true millennial quest.
😅Mastering the fine art of adulting without the instruction manual.

Main Character Moments

✨Getting a call back for a job she *definitely* applied to in a panic and realizing she’s still not ready to adult.
✨Spontaneously deciding to give cooking a shot, leading to a series of comedic misadventures.
✨Revealing her hidden talent for crafting memes that feel way too relatable.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

If she harnessed her procrastination energy, she could probably solve world hunger—or at least make a delicious snack in 30 minutes.

Unique Advantages

💎A unique perspective on everyday struggles, appealing to fellow procrastinators and introverts alike.
💎The ability to turn mundane moments into relatable gold.
💎A knack for humor that can make even a boring day feel like an adventure.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider organizing her thoughts—maybe even into a blog or a podcast?
🚀Practice responding to life’s questions with more than just 'Yo.'
🚀Explore the wonders of outside—okay, even just the balcony counts.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Maia might just become a cult favorite on Bluesky, where her relatable chaos earns her a dedicated fanbase.

Potential Superpower

Transforming ordinary moments into viral content; no cat filter required.

Future Community Role

The unofficial therapist of the Bluesky realm—bringing laughter to the otherwise mundane.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Procrastinator

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Half-Completed Tasks
⚔️Procrastination Philosopher
⚔️Emotional Support for Cats

Weaknesses

💀Chronically Late to Responsibilities
💀Overthinking Every Job Application
💀Obsessed with Food but Bad at Cooking

Quest Line

Searching for meaning in the mundane while avoiding adulting at all costs.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Wanda Nara is secretly controlling the social media narrative through a series of well-placed meme campaigns.

Evidence Board

A collection of her own meme shares and cultural commentary posts aligning with trends surrounding celebrity gossip.

Secret Society

The Order of the Perpetually Distracted—dedicated to uniting fellow procrastinators everywhere.

Truth Seeking Level

45%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ProcrastinatorsUnited—fighting the good fight against productivity.

Twitter Main Character

An accidental hero who gets embroiled in a debate about the latest meme trends while dodging job offers.

LinkedIn Title

The ultimate creative consultant specializing in procrastination tactics and meme creation.

Metaverse Final Form

Queen of Cozy Chaos, reigning over a digital kingdom where procrastination is celebrated and work is optional.

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10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with GIFs of cats and cringe-worthy poetry about procrastination.

MySpace Era

Top 8 includes her cat, a favorite video game, and a very confused pop band from the early 2000s.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a decentralized procrastination platform that rewards users with virtual churros for every hour spent not working.

Future Post

"Finally tackled the laundry—only took me a year. Anyone need a cute procrastination buddy? 🍂"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Her ability to resonate with the everyday struggles of her followers is a true gift.

Charming Quirk

The way she unabashedly embraces her procrastination is an endearing quirk that makes anyone feel seen.

Final Encouragement

"Keep leading with your heart, Gorditolechoso—your online presence is already too good to let a little chaos stand in the way of greatness!"

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Sean

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Sean: The Indie Game Evangelist with a Side of IKEA Humor

Ndeye Fatou Diop

@ndeyefatoudiop.bsky.social

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Lewis

@lead.dev

80%

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IAmCougarCurves

@iamcougarcurves.bsky.social

95%

CeeCee: The Queen of the Titty Club and Heart of Bluesky

Richard Delevan

@delevan.bsky.social

88.7%

79.5%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

60%

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Gwynplaine

@gwynplaine2024.bsky.social

Gwynplaine: The Woke Curmudgeon on a One-Man Crusade Against Mediocrity

@jmicuanski.bsky.social