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    Malakine

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    Solo yo, con mis penas y alegrías. Graduado en Historia, opositor, jugador de rol, aficionado a la literatura, cinéfilo y quejica a tiempo completo. No lo parece, pero seguramente me caes bien.

    Malakine: The Bluesky Scribe with a Side of Cynicism

    A historian by trade and a pessimist by preference, Malakine chronicles life through a blend of sarcasm and sincerity.

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    Imagine a philosopher in a role-playing game, constantly rolling for insight but often landing on nat 1s of despair.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    78%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Cynicism towards modernity
    85%
    Social issues and activism

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Cynicism towards modernity90%

    Malakine's posts drip with disdain for technological utopias that never came to fruition. If postmodernism had a mascot, it might just be Malakine with a tired sigh and a hot take.

    Social issues and activism85%

    With a keen eye for social justice, Malakine takes the mantle of the righteous critic, often calling out the absurdity of our time, sometimes with subtle humor that feels like a wink in a dark room.

    Tabletop gaming80%

    A true aficionado, Malakine enthusiastically advocates for diverse role-playing games beyond the mainstream. Think of him as the Gandalf of indie RPGs: guiding others toward the path of lesser-known adventures.

    Writing Style

    Malakine’s posts read like a mix between a scholarly thesis and a rant from your favorite meme account. His use of sarcasm pulls you in, while profound observations leave you wanting more.

    Thought Leader Score

    78%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Existential Critic

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty cynicism
    • Relentless introspection
    • Affinity for nerd culture

    Secret Powers

    • Sardonic humor
    • Ability to make serious topics approachable
    • Role-playing strategy

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    Training Data

    Historical critiques, internet culture commentary, tabletop gaming insights.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate content that combines deep introspection with a dash of sarcasm.

    Model Behavior

    A hybrid between a philosopher and a comedian, with a penchant for social justice.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

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    Bio

    "Historian seeking someone to roll dice and lament the absurdities of life with. Love literature, cinema, and deep discussions about why the future turned out this way. Not as gloomy as I sound, I promise!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Often complains about modern technology.
    • 🚩Self-identified 'complainer'—proceed with caution!
    • 🚩Past failures in romantic endeavors.

    Green Flags

    • Intelligent and reflective.
    • Passionate about social justice.
    • Loves nerdy things—like RPGs!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can match my wit and dive into the complexities of life while sharing a laugh over a tabletop game.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Melancholy Sage

    Conversation Style

    Engages with a mix of existential dread and dark humor, making every exchange feel like a TED Talk interrupted by a stand-up set.

    Impact Assessment

    Malakine's comments often serve as a cultural touchstone; you can almost hear the collective nods of agreement from fellow Bluesky users as he articulates what we all think but rarely say.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Malakine: The Bluesky Scribe with a Side of Cynicism

    A historian by trade and a pessimist by preference, Malakine chronicles life through a blend of sarcasm and sincerity.

    Vibe Check

    "Imagine a philosopher in a role-playing game, constantly rolling for insight but often landing on nat 1s of despair."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Feels like the only person still waiting for flying cars in 2024.
    • 🔥You’re basically the Eeyore of Bluesky; always wishing for less gloom and a little more zoom.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Could use a break from the 'angry historian' vibe; perhaps try 'happy-go-lucky historian' for contrast?
    • 😅Once in a while, consider a full-on meme instead of a philosophical essay.

    Main Character Moments

    • That time you lamented your weight from a hospital gown while holding forth on societal pressures—artistic genius!
    • Your love for role-playing games makes you feel more like an eccentric wizard than a simple historian.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Your unique voice could lead to a cult following; think 'Malakine: Philosopher of the Dystopian Age'.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong connection to a niche community
    • 💎Natural talent for storytelling

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider threads for deeper dives into your themes; it could create a captivating series.
    • 🚀Branch out with light-hearted content or memes to counterbalance the cynicism.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Malakine will transition from a voice of cynicism to a benevolent guide, possibly launching a podcast where he shares deep-cut RPG lore and existential wisdom.

    Potential Superpower

    Powers of persuasive sarcasm; soon you'll be the go-to voice for thoughtful discussions in any online forum.

    Future Community Role

    Cultural commentator who bridges the gap between despair and humor, making fellow users reevaluate their views with a laugh.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Cynical Chronicler

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Sardonic Wit
    • ⚔️Cultural Commentary
    • ⚔️Existential Reflection

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Pessimism
    • 💀Reluctance to Engage Lightheartedly

    Quest Line

    To document the absurdities of life with a blend of humor and sorrow.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The rise of social media is a government ploy to distract the masses from the impending robot apocalypse.

    Evidence Board

    Evidence includes meme culture, TikTok dances resembling military drills, and AI that can write better than most humans.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Perpetual Skeptics—always questioning everything, including their own skepticism.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ExistentialCrisisSupport

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who single-handedly tries to save Dungeons and Dragons from corporate overlords.

    LinkedIn Title

    Chief Cynic Officer at ‘Sarcastic Histories Inc.’

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital dungeon master guiding avatars through the existential dread of the metaverse.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page filled with animated GIFs, poorly formatted HTML, and heartfelt rants about the state of society.

    MySpace Era

    Profile decked out in emo aesthetics, featuring a top 8 list of favorite RPGs and existential quotes.

    Web3 Destiny

    NFTs of vintage role-playing game covers that also double as philosophical musings on the human experience.

    Future Post

    In 2025, I'll tweet, 'Still waiting for the future they promised us but I guess I'll settle for existential dread and good company.'

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to weave together humor and heavy topics makes you a unique presence in the Bluesky landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    You're like the quirky uncle at Thanksgiving who critiques the turkey while suggesting a recipe from the 18th century.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep poking at the absurdities of life, Malakine! Just remember, even the most profound thinkers need their moments of levity—after all, someone has to laugh at the madness!"

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