xelîl xemgîn ft. beytocan

@malmiratsson.bsky.social

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Oct 20, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

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Welcome to the Whirlwind of Xelîl Xemgîn!

This Bluesky user trades in existential musings, quirky observations, and a touch of cultural commentary.

Like a hipster philosopher sipping artisan coffee while contemplating the intricacies of life and why Mondays start on Sundays.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Existential Woes

60%

Cultural Observations

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Woes75%

With posts pondering the absurdity of life, like why Monday Syndrome starts on Sunday, Xelîl has evidently been deeply affected by the fabric of time and the cruel joke of work weeks.

Cultural Observations60%

From Aleyna Tilki to the culinary delights of Van's herb cheese, this user knows how to navigate the cultural landscape with a sharp wit and a discerning eye.

Personal Struggles70%

With confessions about bureaucratic hurdles for housing and the nightmare of Excel learning, Xelîl captures the relatable agony of adult life without missing a beat.

Writing Style

A delightful mix of one-liners and deep dives; Xelîl keeps us guessing whether they're composing poetry or just sharing their breakfast news.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Thoughtful Whirlwind

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cultural Critic
Wry Humorist
Existential Questioner

Secret Powers

✨Impressive breakfast chef
✨Unexpected insights on societal quirks
✨Master of sarcastic hashtags

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Cultural commentary, absurdism, breakfast recipes, and bureaucratic struggles.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze social media posts within the context of societal norms and personal humor.

Model Behavior

Human-like in wit but prone to existential crises over mundane tasks.

Token Count

1250

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Bio

"Brunch enthusiast and existential thinker. Looking for someone to share deep, quirky conversations and breakfast spreads with. Must appreciate the absurdity of Mondays."

Red Flags

🚩Deeply connected to their breakfast choices.
🚩Might overanalyze every conversation.
🚩Excessive cultural references.

Green Flags

✅Quick wit that could win a stand-up contest.
✅Passionate about food and culture.
✅Genuine love for absurdity.

Perfect Match

A fellow brunch lover who can roll with the punches and occasionally debate the merits of broccoli.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Quirky Satirist

Conversation Style

Xelîl brings an intriguing blend of humor and seriousness, creating a conversational atmosphere that could be both a comedy club and a philosophic symposium.

Impact Assessment

They light up the feed—like a spark in a dark room, sometimes igniting hilarious debates about broccoli and the absurdities of life.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Whirlwind of Xelîl Xemgîn!

This Bluesky user trades in existential musings, quirky observations, and a touch of cultural commentary.

Vibe Check

"Like a hipster philosopher sipping artisan coffee while contemplating the intricacies of life and why Mondays start on Sundays."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your existential musings deserve an award, but are you secretly a Monday hater?
🔥Coming up with an elaborate meal plan while simultaneously bemoaning the state of the economy? Classic.
🔥Is half your feed just trying to figure out if the VPN really named you after a sex shop?

Quirky Challenges

😅Finding the ideal moment to post while also contemplating whether this is all worth it—like holding onto hope during a Monday meeting.
😅Juggling personal branding without a clear brand—like trying to sell lemonade on a rainy day.

Main Character Moments

✨The moment you realized that breakfast was the most epic saga of your week.
✨That time you thought about starting a multi-regional café while simultaneously critiquing the state of modern life.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Xelîl could easily transition from witty poster to stand-up comedian; their posts show a knack for observational humor that deserves a stage.

Unique Advantages

💎An innate ability to blend humor with socio-political commentary.
💎A community of followers that appreciates nuanced satire on everyday life.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider writing longer threads to unleash your comedic potential—think of it as a tragicomedy unfolding in real-time.
🚀Engage more frequently with your community; your unique voice deserves to be celebrated beyond the walls of Bluesky!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Xelîl will evolve into a go-to content creator for absurd yet profound musings on social media life, garnering a cult following.

Potential Superpower

Possessing the ability to turn mundane life complaints into viral memes that everyone can relate to.

Future Community Role

An unofficial advisor, helping others navigate life’s complexities with laughter and thought-provoking insights.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cultural Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Ruminator
⚔️Breakfast Alchemist
⚔️Quirk Detection

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking Monday
💀Excel-related Anxiety
💀Caffeine Dependency

Quest Line

Navigate the absurdities of modern life while crafting the perfect breakfast.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is conspiring to make Mondays unbearable for everyone.

Evidence Board

Countless studies on Monday Syndrome, personal anecdotes, and vague references to bureaucratic nightmares.

Secret Society

The Breakfast Conspiracy: A group dedicated to finding the best breakfast in the universe.

Truth Seeking Level

72%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/BreakfastPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The person whose existential dread goes viral every Monday morning.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of 'Existential Breakfast Co.' specializing in brunch metaphysics and cultural commentary.

Metaverse Final Form

The brunch-loving deity offering wisdom on culinary and existential dilemmas.

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Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to the existential musings of breakfast with animated GIFs of toasters.

MySpace Era

Profile decked out with retro breakfast-themed layouts and a playlist of cultural critiques.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform for sharing breakfast recipes while contemplating the absurdities of life.

Future Post

Was it really worth arguing about broccoli when we could just be enjoying brunch together?

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your capacity for introspection and humor is admirable, transforming the mundane into something extraordinary.

Charming Quirk

Your knack for mixing breakfast recipes with existential dread is simply delightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shaking up the feed, Xelîl! Your blend of humor and heartfelt musings is what makes Bluesky feel like home."

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!