Mark Malstrom

@malstrom.me

Followers

288

Posts

646

Following

689

Packs

Joined

Jun 8, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Wake me up when the DEFCON levels have changed. They/them. https://malstrom.me https://mastodon.social/@markmalstrom

Mark Malstrom: The Bluesky Tech Sage with a Side of Sarcasm

A blend of coding expertise and social commentary that's equal parts insightful and irreverent.

Like a tech-savvy bard who tweets in JavaScript and replies in memes.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Technology and Development

70%

Social Issues

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Technology and Development90%

Mark seems to have a PhD in coding with a minor in sarcasm, sharing insights on everything from Vite plugins to SwiftData like a true code wizard.

Social Issues70%

When Mark isn’t busy reshaping the tech landscape, they're dissecting political norms that don’t quite sit right, channeling their inner digital activist.

Food and Culture50%

No techie is complete without a side of culinary aesthetics. Who knew recipe sites could be so poetic?

Writing Style

A mix of technical jargon and relatable humor, as if a software manual met a stand-up comedy routine.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Tech Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Sharp wit
Technical knowledge
Cultural commentary

Secret Powers

✨Recipe analysis
✨Building complex plugins
✨Engaging in political discourse

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Training Data

Technical documentation, political discourse, food critiques, meme culture.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and insightful commentary on tech, politics, and culture.

Model Behavior

A mix of a debugger and a stand-up comic, able to identify the roots of problems while delivering punchlines.

Token Count

420

tokens

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Bio

"Tech-savvy coder with a penchant for deep thought and the occasional meme. I enjoy building side projects and analyzing food photography. Looking for someone to share political debates and recipe critiques. Bonus points if you can send me a good pizza recipe!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to roast politicians a bit too passionately.
🚩Might overthink the simplest recipe.
🚩Has a tendency to get lost in technical jargon.

Green Flags

✅Loves to share new tech insights.
✅Has a quirky sense of humor that can brighten your day.
✅Thoughtful and passionate about social issues.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates coding humor, enjoys wandering into political discourse, and can keep up with my side projects on weekends.

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Wise Commentator

Conversation Style

Engages in thoughtful banter, often serving up hot takes with a side of code talk.

Impact Assessment

Mark adds a sprinkle of tech-savvy wisdom to engage discussions, always steering the ship toward insightful waters.

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Mark Malstrom: The Bluesky Tech Sage with a Side of Sarcasm

A blend of coding expertise and social commentary that's equal parts insightful and irreverent.

Vibe Check

"Like a tech-savvy bard who tweets in JavaScript and replies in memes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Mark posts about politics like a gamer rages after losing a level—passionately and a bit too dramatically.
🔥Their level of engagement on serious issues makes me wonder if they’re secretly trying to land a spot on a political talk show.
🔥The mix of tech posts and political commentary has me convinced Mark is running for the role of Chief Internet Philosopher.

Quirky Challenges

😅Inconsistent engagement on serious issues—seriously, Mark, are you writing a thesis or just tweeting?
😅Their food posts need a taste of the same tech precision they apply to coding—let’s spice it up!
😅Mark's post about the black stuff in space? Let’s hope they’re not still looking for answers.

Main Character Moments

✨When Mark declared the pizza guy's jacket from Home Alone was the pinnacle of fashion—who knew we’d find a fashion critic in our tech circles?
✨That time Mark dove into the depths of recipe site reviews—one can only assume their kitchen is the next tech startup incubator.
✨Every time Mark shares tech updates, it’s like we’re being blessed by a digital prophet.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Mark has the potential to seamlessly merge their tech prowess with creative writing—think tech blog meets satirical essay.

Unique Advantages

💎Deep technical knowledge
💎Ability to discuss complex topics in an accessible way
💎Charismatic engagement style

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider writing longer-form content to dive deeper into your insights—maybe a blog or a Medium post?
🚀Engage more visually! Your tech insights are great, but a meme or two wouldn’t hurt!
🚀Explore more on food aesthetics—it could lead you to culinary influencer territory!

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Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Mark might just become the go-to voice for tech commentary on social media, combining humor and insight for a new generation.

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to decode complex tech issues into digestible content for the masses—like a superhero with a keyboard.

Future Community Role

With more exploration, Mark could evolve into a community leader, steering discussions toward innovation and creativity.

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Class

Chaotic Techno-Satirist

Special Abilities

⚔️Code Sorcery
⚔️Sarcastic Analysis
⚔️Digital Activism

Weaknesses

💀Inconsistent Engagement
💀Over-analysis of Recipes
💀Tech Obsession

Quest Line

Navigating the polarized tech landscape while promoting decentralized solutions and appreciating the aesthetic quality of pizza.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The internet is a simulation run by tech companies to keep us distracted while they build a data empire.

Evidence Board

Random sampling of Bluesky and Discord usage patterns, the explosive rise of decentralized protocols, and pizza sales at tech conventions.

Secret Society

The Society of Sassy Coders, dedicated to the eradication of bland tech explanations and the promotion of culinary aesthetics in programming.

Truth Seeking Level

78%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r//r/DecentralizedPizzaTech

Twitter Main Character

The person who sparked the debate over whether deep dish is a pizza or a lasagna.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Innovation at Pizza Protocols, Inc., evangelizing the future of decentralized culinary applications.

Metaverse Final Form

A pixelated avatar wearing the iconic pizza guy jacket from Home Alone, leading revolutionized tech meetings in virtual kitchens.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated GIFs, a guestbook for tech enthusiasts, and poorly coded recipes that never worked.

MySpace Era

A profile filled with custom HTML layouts featuring the best food photography and links to political blogs—complete with mood music from the 2000s.

Web3 Destiny

Founder of a decentralized recipe protocol where every user can host their own recipes and critique pizza culture.

Future Post

Just launched my new app: Pizza Protocols—because every slice deserves a unique blockchain!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Mark's ability to blend wit with wisdom is like finding the perfect coding framework—efficient and delightful.

Charming Quirk

Their knack for sprinkling humor into technical discussions makes even the driest subjects feel refreshing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep crafting those posts, Mark! The digital world needs more voices like yours—sharp, insightful, and sprinkled with just the right amount of sass."

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