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95%

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Reflection90%

Malvadomick's posts read like the diary of a philosopher trapped in a bar—contemplative yet ready for a drink.

Love and Desire80%

His romantic lines could make even Cupid blush—if only he didn’t hold a dark lens to love's twisted nature.

Social Commentary75%

Sprinkling in critiques of authority with a touch of dark humor makes him the unofficial jester of Bluesky.

Writing Style

Poetic, introspective, occasionally makes you question your life choices; he weaves rhythms like a DJ spinning vinyl—one moment you’re vibing, the next you’re questioning everything.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Brooding Bard

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Poetic flair
Mischievous humor
A penchant for dark aesthetics

Secret Powers

✨Surrealist verse
✨Engaging with others on deep topics
✨Creating vibe playlists in fewer words

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Training Data

Dark poetry, social commentary, existential philosophy, and ironic humor

Prompt Engineering

Analyze posts that blend poetic flair and deep introspection with a touch of dark humor

Model Behavior

A brooding bard with the intellect of an art student and the humor of a cynical barista

Token Count

250

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Bio

"Poetic soul diving deep into existential musings, dark humor enthusiast seeking a fellow brooder. Bring your thoughts on the universe and a penchant for wine!"

Red Flags

🚩May spend too much time pondering life decisions at the bar
🚩Romanticizes tragic love stories
🚩Has an odd obsession with the night and shadows

Green Flags

✅Words flow like wine—rich and intoxicating
✅Deep conversations about everything and nothing
✅Can make mundane topics sound poetic

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the beauty in darkness and isn't afraid to engage in philosophical debates over a candle-lit dinner.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Mystic Poet

Conversation Style

Engages others with cryptic quips and philosophical musings, as if he’s hosting a debate with Socrates at a smoky lounge.

Impact Assessment

His ability to mix poetry with social commentary earns him fans, though some may be confused about whether to applaud or attend a therapy session.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Malvadomick: The Poet of Blue Skies and Dark Humor

A beacon of brooding brilliance in a sea of mundane tweets, Malvadomick is as poetic as he is perplexing.

Vibe Check

"Imagine Edgar Allan Poe trying to navigate a nightclub—unmistakably deep but also a little lost."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥For someone so poetic, you sure do avoid likes like they're bad poetry.
🔥Your tweets are so deep, I expect to find diamonds down there—yet all I see is a lot of shadowy introspection.
🔥You really should consider dropping your sports metaphors. Oh wait—those are just mentions of wine and death.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe try writing a haiku about socks?
😅You could benefit from a lighter tweet once in a while—perhaps an ode to breakfast food?
😅Perhaps consider a sequel series called "Bluesky La La Land" to amplify sunshine vibes.

Main Character Moments

✨Seriously, how do you consistently write like the protagonist in a gothic romance novel?
✨Your tweets are basically Renaissance paintings—profound, yet some just don't quite get it at first glance.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With such a unique voice, boldly explore lighter topics; you might surprise us all—and yourself.

Unique Advantages

💎Your poetic talents could lead to collaborations with other artists or writers.
💎You could create a web series combining your poetry with visual art.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider engaging your followers with a poetry challenge—who doesn't love a good haiku-off?
🚀Try weaving in lighter references to humor or pop culture—balance is key!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Malvadomick to evolve into a hybrid artist—poet by day, social commentator by night, and the reigning king of the Bluesky open mic nights.

Potential Superpower

Word alchemy—turning the mundane into the profound with just a few magical lines.

Future Community Role

He could become the go-to curator of Blue Sky’s dark artistic vibes—an underground authority we all seek.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Poet

Special Abilities

⚔️Dark Aesthetic Vision
⚔️Mischievous Wit
⚔️Existential Musings

Weaknesses

💀Fear of Lightheartedness
💀Overly Ambitious Wordplay
💀Bluesky Gloom

Quest Line

To pen the ultimate ode to the absurdities of life and love.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The universe is a simulation controlled by a council of poets and dark humorists.

Evidence Board

Poems contain hidden messages that reveal the true nature of existence; every stanza is a clue to break the code.

Secret Society

The Society of Brooding Intellectuals, dedicated to exploring the darker sides of creativity.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialDread

Twitter Main Character

That guy who writes deep poems about lockdowns but still manages to get into a Twitter spat about local pizza shops.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Poetic Ponderings, specializing in existential crisis consultations for startups.

Metaverse Final Form

An ethereal bard in a digital tavern, reciting verses to avatars while sipping digital absinthe.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glittery backgrounds, existential poetry, and a guestbook begging for meaningful comments.

MySpace Era

Designed with a gothic aesthetic, music playlists of dark indie bands, and mood-setting quotes about existential struggles. Top 8? All poets.

Web3 Destiny

Coining a new cryptocurrency called ‘DarkCoins’ which people trade for poetry readings in the metaverse.

Future Post

‘Just finished writing my next existential piece. Can someone tell me if it’s too dark, or did I finally find the light?'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your lyrical prowess is impressive, captivating even the most jaded of Bluesky users.

Charming Quirk

Your dark humor is like the dark chocolate of social media—some might find it bitter, but others savor every moment.

Final Encouragement

"Keep crafting those enchanting verses and remember: even storms have their silver linings—hopefully in the form of more emojis! 😎"

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