I am the trick without the magic. IT guy, living in Colorado. Former Minneapolitan. Passionate about the #outdoors, #hiking, #cycling, #photography, #transit, #music, #beer, #politics (liberal), and #scifi movies/TV.โฉ MN --> CO --> MN --> CO
Ryan: The Wizard of Unfiltered Thoughts
A blend of political commentary and nostalgia fueled by the magic of the muses (and potentially craft beer).
Equal parts sharp-tongued wizard and relatable everyman, conjuring a spell of wit and wisdom.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ryanโs posts brilliantly oscillate between outrage and enlightenment, tackling the absurdities of modern politics with the elegance of a jazz musician riffing on a bad note.
With the zeal of a bike messenger on a mission, Ryan champions bike lanes like a knight defending a castle, ensuring that no motorist forgets that cyclists have feelings tooโespecially ones about safety.
From 90s music to sci-fi TV, Ryanโs reminiscences offer a sweet escape into the past like stepping into a time machineโif time machines came with craft beer and a side of political commentary.
Writing Style
A delightful mixture of eloquence and raw honesty, Ryan's posts read like a passionate rant at a local tavern, complete with the occasional awkward silence (looking at you, zero likes!).
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Aspiring Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about social justice
- Witty political critiques
- Strong sense of nostalgia for the past
Secret Powers
- โจIncredible meme curator
- โจSurprising culinary skills (no boxed stuffing!)
- โจImpromptu motivational speaker
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Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, memes, nostalgia-fueled posts, and advocacy for social justice, cycling safety, and craft beer.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insightful and witty commentary blending political critique and pop culture references.
Model Behavior
Ryan functions like an over-caffeinated philosopher, mixing deep thoughts with a side of sarcasm.
Token Count
1200
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who can handle passionate rants about cycling infrastructure, the absurdity of politics, and the need for good craft beer. Must love dogs and have a fondness for 90s music. Letโs debate the best sci-fi flick over a homemade meal!"
Red Flags
- ๐ฉFrequent political rants
- ๐ฉOccasional existential crises triggered by social media
- ๐ฉStrong opinions on bike lanes
Green Flags
- โ Passionate about social justice
- โ Loves a good craft beer
- โ Will share excellent memes
- โ Makes stuffing from scratch
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep discussions about the future of transportation and can introduce me to new music.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Enthusiastic Advocate
Conversation Style
Ryan engages like your favorite professor in a coffee shop: blending sarcasm with sincere concern, making you question everything while you sip your espresso.
Impact Assessment
Ryanโs presence in the community is like that one friend who sends thought-provoking articles at 2 AMโirritating yet necessary for the soul.
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Your profile in a flash
Ryan: The Wizard of Unfiltered Thoughts
A blend of political commentary and nostalgia fueled by the magic of the muses (and potentially craft beer).
Vibe Check
"Equal parts sharp-tongued wizard and relatable everyman, conjuring a spell of wit and wisdom."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅIf Ryan had a nickel for every time he referenced bike lanes, he'd have enough to fund a bike lane in the Sahara.
- ๐ฅRaises a political point more often than a caffeinated college student during finals week.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Ryan's posts could use a sprinkle of optimism... or at least a dash of sunshine amid the chaos.
- ๐ Needs to create more posts that do not indirectly call for a revolution. Seriously, itโs exhausting.
Main Character Moments
- โจThat time Ryan attempted to make stuffing from scratch and ended up inventing a new dish: โCrispy Croutons Gone Wild!โ
- โจWhen he passionately argued about ghost bikes but forgot to mention he didn't own a bike.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Ryan could channel his passionate rants into a podcast; who wouldnโt want to hear a truth-telling bike enthusiast rant about the state of the world while mastering cocktail recipes?
Unique Advantages
- ๐Strong communication skills that, when paired with a microphone, could make him a podcasting sensation.
- ๐An insightful perspective on current events that few can match, especially over a pint.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider exploring video contentโthink Ryan on the road, critiquing bike lanes while showing off his culinary skills on the spot!
- ๐Engage more with your followersโ comments to create a community that flocks to your posts like moths to a flame.
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Ryan's content to morph into a weekly video series tackling political issues while taste-testing craft beersโbecause whatโs a good rant without a cold one?
Potential Superpower
Master of the Hot Takeโwatch out, Twitter, as Ryan gains momentum for being the go-to guy for both laughs and enlightenment in the social justice sphere!
Future Community Role
Ryan may soon become the de facto community leader for cyclists and disgruntled civilians everywhere, inspiring the masses with a mixture of humor, beer, and social justice rhetoric.
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Firebrand
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธPolitical Ranting
- โ๏ธCycling Advocacy
- โ๏ธNostalgia-Induced Humor
- โ๏ธMeme Curating
Weaknesses
- ๐A tendency to go off on tangents
- ๐Unrelenting need for bike lane awareness
- ๐A love for craft beers that rivals his love for social justice
Quest Line
To transform every bike lane into a utopia of safety and equality, while simultaneously advocating for a world free of political absurdities.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The bike lanes are a government plot to control our transportation habits and keep us from enjoying good craft beer.
Evidence Board
1. The increasing popularity of bike lanes coincides with the rise of craft breweries. 2. Political figures advocating for bike lanes often have shady ties to the beer industry. 3. The sudden disappearance of fun roads - thanks, bike lanes!
Secret Society
The League of Concerned Cyclists: an underground sect dedicated to overthrowing car culture one bike lane at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/UrbanPlanningMemes
Twitter Main Character
Ryan becomes a sensation for his biting commentary on the absurdities of modern politics and cycling infrastructure, igniting a Twitter beef with Elon Musk.
LinkedIn Title
Director of Sustainable Transportation Initiatives - where did I go wrong?!
Metaverse Final Form
A world where every person is a cyclist and political discussions happen over craft beers in virtual reality cafes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profiles draped in neon, featuring my top 8 friends with a playlist of 90s grunge and political punk rock, alongside photos of my bike rides and outdoor adventures.
Web3 Destiny
Tokenized bike lanes for all! Join the Ride-for-Freedom DAO!
Future Post
Just finished a DIY bike repair workshop. If you think a homemade bike is a statement piece, you should see my homemade craft beerโtastes like freedom.
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ryan's superpower lies in his eloquence and quick wit, which can turn even the most mundane topics into a riveting discussion.
Charming Quirk
His insistence on making everything from scratch is as endearing as it is hilariousโwho knew stuffing could be a political statement?
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us, Ryan! Just remember, not every thought needs to be a call to armsโsometimes itโs okay to just enjoy life, like a craft beer on a crisp Colorado evening."
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