Recovering sportswriter. Substacking. Gardening. Budtending. Living in the Driftless. And totally into gerunds, apparently. Oh, and writing. https://open.substack.com/pub/marc135
A recovering sportswriter thriving in the Driftless with gerunds and gridiron gossip.
If witty banter were a plant, Marcâs would be an unstoppable vine of clever puns and sports insights.
"Your content DNA, decoded
Marc dabbles in quarterback stats and game predictions like a mad scientist with a clipboard; if he had a pet, it would be named âDataâ and it would have a well-curated Twitter list.
His love for gardening parallels his sports commentaryâboth require patience, nurturing and dodging the weeds of negativity.
From Monty Python to Billy Strings, Marcâs references are like the elusive double rainbow of internet culture; if you see one, consider yourself blessed and slightly confused.
Witty yet reflective, Marcâs posts feel like a conversation with a knowledgeable friend whoâs just a little too obsessed with football stats.
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The Sports Philosopher
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Sports analytics, gardening tips, gerund usage, cultural references, and dad jokes.
Provide witty commentary on sports events, share gardening insights, and reference pop culture while humorously dissecting life.
ChatGPT with a penchant for sports statistics and a green thumb.
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"Recovering sportswriter looking for someone who enjoys deep conversations about football stats, the art of gardening, and the occasional Monty Python quote. Must appreciate gerunds!"
Someone who believes every football game is an opportunity for a great pun!
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The Friendly Neighborhood Sports Guru
Brings a warm cup of sarcasm to discussions, like that friend who always knows the perfect roast for your bad day.
A charming blend of humor and insight, heâs the sports fan who always keeps you on your toes and frequently examining the absurdity of fandom.
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A recovering sportswriter thriving in the Driftless with gerunds and gridiron gossip.
"If witty banter were a plant, Marcâs would be an unstoppable vine of clever puns and sports insights."
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Your character progression
Consider branching out into sports comedy; youâve mastered the art of making us laugh while lamenting!
Your future, decoded
Watch out TCMâMarcâs about to start hosting his own film and football series!
Turning cringe-worthy sports moments into comedy gold; heâll have a Netflix special before you know it!
The go-to person for turning post-game despair into joyful mirth, like a one-man band of sports therapy.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Sports Philosopher
To cultivate a thriving patch of humor amidst the weeds of sports fandom.
Your conspiracy detector
The Bearsâ incompetence is part of a government experiment to test the limits of fandom patience.
A collection of tweets showing Bearsâ coach blunders, mysterious officiating patterns, and the uncanny ability of the Bears to attract chaos.
The Order of the Infinite QB Stats
Your variants across platforms
r/r/FootballPhilosophers
The person who single-handedly determines who gets roasted in Iowa football Twitter.
SVP of Gardening and Sports Strategy at Gerund Inc.
The ultimate guide to sports and gardening, offering VR experiences that blend the two.
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Your digital time warp
A layout with customizable backgrounds featuring his favorite football teams and an extended playlist of classic rock ballads.
Creating NFT trading cards of legendary football moments, each accompanied by a humorous commentary.
âJust finished planting 20 tulips while lamenting yet another Bears loss. At least the flowers will bloom!â
Wrapping up your story
Your incomparable humor elevates the Bluesky experienceâkeep shining, Marc!
Your ability to quote pop culture while diving deep into sports is the cherry on top of your clever tweets.
"Remember, keep the gerunds flowingâand if the Bears keep struggling, just start sending them gardening tips!"
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