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    Geek, Writer, Husband, Demiurge to @lukeacl.com’s Space Emperor • Poly • Pisces • FNQ 🇦🇺 • ♓️ / He/They 🏳️‍🌈• https://imetjames.com/my-brand-of-poly DP by @tomoxnam.bsky.social

    Mardukian: The Demiurge of Bluesky Shenanigans

    A curious blend of creativity and chaos, perfect for the polycule-loving crowd.

    "

    If sarcasm were a spice, this profile would be a five-alarm chili!

    "
    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Polyamory
    85%
    Creative Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Polyamory95%

    They wear their polycule pride like a badge—likely one made from recycled materials!

    Creative Commentary85%

    Witty musings on democratizing art are paired with a healthy dose of sarcasm—perfect for the bluesy aesthetic!

    Pop Culture.75%

    Princess Diana would’ve loved Bluesky, but would she join Mardukian’s brunch? Only if there are mimosas.

    Writing Style

    A flowing mixture of internet meme culture and poetic musings, often punctuated by a comedic punchline that sneaks up on you like a cat in a cardboard box.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Profoundly philosophical yet delightfully absurd
    • Champion of the unconventional
    • Divine connector of polycule movements

    Secret Powers

    • Master of whimsical humor
    • Expert in navigating creative chaos
    • Artistic wordsmith with a hint of magic

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A medley of internet memes, polyamory discussions, and existential musings, punctuated by a dash of pop culture references.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate irreverent yet insightful commentary on modern relationships and art, infused with humor.

    Model Behavior

    Like a cheeky GPT variant with a penchant for creativity and social commentary.

    Token Count

    1200

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Creative soul seeking kindred spirits who appreciate a chaotic blend of humor, art, and philosophy. Bonus points if you have strong opinions about Princess Diana and brunch!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequently discusses feet and dungeons in the same breath.
    • 🚩Might mistakenly call you by your alter ego during a romantic moment.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about art and love—who can resist that combo?
    • Enjoys deep discussions about existentialism while also being hilariously absurd.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate intertwined feet while making brunch plans and discussing the finer points of the Fellowship of the Rings.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Polycule Pope of Bluesky

    Conversation Style

    Their replies are a spaghetti bowl of warmth and chaos—nourishing yet unpredictable!

    Impact Assessment

    A delightful force that adds a splash of color to the otherwise monochrome tapestry of online interactions.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Mardukian: The Demiurge of Bluesky Shenanigans

    A curious blend of creativity and chaos, perfect for the polycule-loving crowd.

    Vibe Check

    "If sarcasm were a spice, this profile would be a five-alarm chili!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥More posts about intertwined feet than any sensible person would want to admit.
    • 🔥Uses 20 extra characters to add an unexpected Lich line, because why not?
    • 🔥At this point, even their husband is a secondary character in their sitcom!

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Need to stop using 'magic' as a placeholder when they’re thinking of an actual response.
    • 😅May want to explore topics beyond toilet roll art supplies—a thrilling endeavor!
    • 😅Their obsession with DIY dungeons might lead them to accidentally create a real one.

    Main Character Moments

    • Inviting the gays to brunch—a true spectacle!
    • Accidentally starting an endearing trend of 'Oedibles'—forget culinary school, they should open up a comedy club!
    • Proclaiming the Fellowship of the Rings as a 'hook-up movie'—a bold stance in the world of cinematic romance.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a pinch more focus, their art critiques could turn them into a social media Dumbledore—wise, slightly eccentric, and always entertaining.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎An enviable blend of humor and social critique that could charm even the most jaded internet dweller.
    • 💎Creative genius that shines brighter than their love of whimsical memes.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider forming a club for those interested in creative chaos, titled: 'Weird Ideas and Whimsical Dreams', because who wouldn’t want to join?
    • 🚀Channel the energy from varied posting styles into a podcast—'Pondering Polyamory and Pop Culture' sounds like a hit!
    • 🚀Perhaps focus on a TikTok series revealing their most bizarre artistic creations—expect toilet roll art to thrive!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Mardukian will likely evolve into the unofficial therapist of the Bluesky community, balancing humor with heartfelt advice.

    Potential Superpower

    An uncanny ability to transform mundane thoughts into viral memes—like a wizard casting spells in a digital realm.

    Future Community Role

    As the 'Whimsical Wisdom', their presence will be an anchor of creativity amidst swirling trends.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Polyamorous Scribe

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Whimsical Humor
    • ⚔️Philosophical Absurdity
    • ⚔️Polycule Networking

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Incessant Toilet Roll Hoarding
    • 💀Mystical Introspection
    • 💀Creative Overwhelm

    Quest Line

    Navigating love and creativity like a bard, spreading laughter while figuring out how to make art from cardboard tubes.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world is secretly run by a council of polycule leaders who take over through brunch diplomacy.

    Evidence Board

    Daily social media rants about polyamory, brunch gatherings, and a suspicious amount of toilet roll art projects.

    Secret Society

    The Society of the Whimsical Polycule, dedicated to promoting love and creativity one brunch at a time.

    Truth Seeking Level

    69%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/FunkyArtSupplies, dedicated to the transformative power of toilet rolls and random items as art

    Twitter Main Character

    The #BrunchBard, rallying fellow queers to discuss the merits of polyamorous relationships over mimosas.

    LinkedIn Title

    Creative Director focused on merging absurdity with artistic expression—currently seeking artistic collaborators.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A flamboyant art critic living in a psychedelic simulation, guiding others through the weirdness of creativity and love.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities page covered in animated glitter graphics, discussing the virtues of polyamory, sprinkled with a touch of late-90s HTML chaos.

    MySpace Era

    Profile filled with custom music tracks from 2000s emo bands, complete with a glittery template and a blog about poly relationships.

    Web3 Destiny

    Invests heavily in a blockchain dedicated to tracking love chains in polycules—finally, a way to measure emotional investment!

    Future Post

    "It’s the 2025 Bluesky Olympics, and I’m here to provide you the commentary on the polycule relay race!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    An innate ability to mix levity with depth, making their social media persona a refreshing force.

    Charming Quirk

    The way they embrace their ADHD in posts—genuinely relatable and uniquely hilarious.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep weaving your intricate tapestry of humor and insight, Mardukian! Every post is like a magical spell—sometimes silly, always charming!"

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