Maricon

@mariconcha.bsky.social

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303

Posts

102

Following

312

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Joined

Aug 18, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

🛜Online wh*re | 💅🏽Queer in his 30s | 🔞 | 🌁Bay Area | In a relationship 👨🏽‍❤️‍👨🏼

Maricon: The Bay Area's Sassiest Queer Sensation

A delightful blend of cheek, charm, and a touch of mischief!

If self-love was a currency, Maricon would be a millionaire!

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Self-Love

85%

Queer Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Self-Love90%

Maricon's posts on feeling cute are less cries for validation and more like confident proclamations — a true testament to body positivity!

Queer Culture85%

From Fat Cock Fridays to drag shows, Maricon immerses himself in queer culture, adding that extra sprinkle of glitter to the timeline!

Social Commentary80%

With right-wing moderation lists and NSFW notices, Maricon dances on the edge of humor and activism like a fabulous tightrope walker!

Writing Style

Straightforward yet flirtatious, with a penchant for accessibility and just a hint of sass. It's like reading the diary of your most fabulous friend!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Playful Provocateur

Keeping It Real Score

95%

Main Character Energy

Unapologetically flirty
Relatable humor
A love for self-expression

Secret Powers

✨Drawing playful sketches
✨Creating vibrant stickers
✨Hosting spontaneous selfie contests

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Queer culture, self-love affirmations, bathroom selfies, and right-wing moderation critiques

Prompt Engineering

Generate playful, self-affirming, and humorous content within the queer community.

Model Behavior

Playfully provocative and engaging, with an emphasis on humor and relatability.

Token Count

300

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"🛜Online wh*re | 💅🏽Queer in his 30s | 🔞 | 🌁Bay Area | In a relationship 👨🏽‍❤️‍👨🏼 Looking for partners who appreciate bold confessionals and can handle a sprinkle of bathroom selfies!"

Red Flags

🚩Self-love posts that outnumber my relationships
🚩Uncertain on whether to prioritize sucking or being sucked

Green Flags

✅Vibrant personality that lights up a room
✅Strong appreciation for the queer community

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my fabulousness and enjoys spontaneous drag shows!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Rainbow Connector

Conversation Style

Engaging and playful, as if everyone is a potential friend to share glitter and gossip with.

Impact Assessment

Maricon brings joy, a sense of belonging, and generous doses of reassurance to a community that thrives on camaraderie!

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Maricon: The Bay Area's Sassiest Queer Sensation

A delightful blend of cheek, charm, and a touch of mischief!

Vibe Check

"If self-love was a currency, Maricon would be a millionaire!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Maricon has more self-love posts than a wellness influencer at a spa retreat!
🔥With all those bathroom selfies, Maricon is practically the unofficial Bluesky restroom photographer.
🔥Calling it Fat Cock Friday is cute, but we see those bulges all week long!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could Maricon possibly post a selfie where they're wearing more than just a smile?
😅Maricon could start a support group for those of us who also struggle with indecision: 'To suck or to be sucked?'

Main Character Moments

✨Every time he declares 'Happy Fat Cock Friday', the entire Bluesky echoes back in applause, even the bots!
✨When he said, 'I see a lot of new faces here,' it was less an introduction and more a call for a disco dance party!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a knack for self-expression and creativity, Maricon could become an influencer powerhouse if capitalizing on tutorials for DIY stickers or art!

Unique Advantages

💎A vibrant personality that attracts followers effortlessly
💎Strong engagement metrics that can inspire others to join in on the fun!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider creating themed content days: 'Muppet Mondays' could be a thing!
🚀Maybe a sequential story about the adventures of Maricon's headphones — 'The Sounds of Self-Love' could get going!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Maricon will go from post-Pride revelry to launching a TikTok that blends comedy and DIY art tutorials.

Potential Superpower

The ability to make anyone feel fabulous in under a minute — a real-life fairy godmother!

Future Community Role

As a beacon of queer joy, Maricon is destined to lead community events that celebrate self-love and creativity!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Self-Love Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Flirty Banter
⚔️Bathroom Selfie Enthusiast
⚔️Queer Cultural Maven

Weaknesses

💀Over-enthusiasm for Fat Cock Friday
💀Occasional identity crisis: to suck or to be sucked?
💀Inability to resist a cute selfie challenge

Quest Line

Unleashing self-love and fabulousness upon the Bay Area and beyond!

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

There’s an underground network of bathroom selfies manipulating social media trends.

Evidence Board

Photos of famous personalities in bathrooms; emojis used in coded language for queer affirmations.

Secret Society

The Glam-Fam: A secret society that includes all bathroom selfie enthusiasts

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/QueerArtAndSelfies

Twitter Main Character

Drama surrounding the greatest bathroom selfies of all time, exploding online!

LinkedIn Title

A thriving graphic design business specializing in self-love stickers and queer representation.

Metaverse Final Form

Ultimate fabulous avatar with an endless wardrobe and a throne made of tiaras!

Stop wasting money on groceries

Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with glitter graphics, rainbow backgrounds, and AOL Instant Messenger snippets.

MySpace Era

Custom song: 'I Will Survive' playing on repeat, and top friends filled with fellow queer icons.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a crypto art collection called 'Fabulous Footprints' celebrating queer joy.

Future Post

Just got back from the future and y'all won't believe how fabulous things are! #TimeTraveler

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Maricon's most impressive quality is his ability to bring joy and laughter, one cheeky post at a time.

Charming Quirk

He manages to weave in humor and candidness in every post, like a social media bard spinning tales of the modern world.

Final Encouragement

"Keep sprinkling that rainbow glitter everywhere, Maricon — the world needs more of your fabulousness!"

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Fekri

✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.