CSO and Managing Director, Datenna, Inc. Previously: director of Tech and National Security Program, CNAS; director of analysis, Kyndi; chief of staff, Muddy Waters; analyst, CIA.
Martijn Rasser: The Cybersecurity Sage of Bluesky
A digital oracle who brings binary wisdom and tech controversies to our feeds.
Intellectually stimulating with a side of geopolitical intrigue.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Rasser is basically like a geopolitical GPS, directing us through the minefield of East-West relations with precision. Who needs CNN when you've got Martijn on Bluesky?
Martijn’s posts on semiconductors scream 'I've got a PhD in nerdiness!' It’s like he’s single-handedly trying to keep the chip industry drama alive—this man’s the Shakespeare of silicon!
When it comes to AI, Martijn posits himself as both philosopher and tech-lord, pondering existential tech dilemmas while we just wonder how to reboot our routers. Could he be the next Socrates of silicon?
Writing Style
Concise while packing a punch—like a haiku with a side of international intrigue. You find yourself nodding along, half-asleep, then suddenly wide awake because you just realized you’ve been schooled in tech politics.
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Informed Intellect
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Policy wonk with a flair for drama
- Fearless commentator on Chinese tech
- Master of the semiconductors schtick
Secret Powers
- ✨Punditry in 280 characters or less
- ✨Conjuring tech debates from thin air
- ✨Mapping global power dynamics with tweets
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Geopolitical tech controversies, semiconductor industry news, AI developments, and international relations.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze complex geopolitical events related to tech while keeping a light-hearted tone.
Model Behavior
Rational and analytical like a very serious GPT-3 that secretly enjoys a good dad joke.
Token Count
1024
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Bio
"Tech-savvy policy wonk looking for stimulating conversations about semiconductors and geopolitics. If you're into AI, national security, and the occasional cat meme, we might just hit it off!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Slight obsession with semiconductors—may discuss at length without warning.
- 🚩Attracted to complex geopolitical debates as a form of foreplay.
- 🚩May prioritize semiconductor discussions over date nights.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep understanding of tech and its impacts on global dynamics.
- ✅Passionate about artificial intelligence and national security.
- ✅Can turn a mundane dinner conversation into a riveting debate.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match their thirst for knowledge, enjoy bantering about chips, and isn't afraid to throw in a meme or two.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky's Tech Tactician
Conversation Style
Engaging yet slightly intimidating—like talking to someone who wears glasses and has a secret passage to the library in their basement.
Impact Assessment
Martijn injects a dose of seriousness into the Bluesky ecosystem. He’s the intellectual coach we didn’t know we needed, but probably deserve.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Martijn Rasser: The Cybersecurity Sage of Bluesky
A digital oracle who brings binary wisdom and tech controversies to our feeds.
Vibe Check
"Intellectually stimulating with a side of geopolitical intrigue."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥You tweet like a man possessed by geopolitics—calm down, it's not that serious… or maybe it is?
- 🔥Your posts are like chips: I can't stop scrolling, even when I know they're bad for my health... or brain. Anything but bland, eh?
- 🔥You might be single-handedly holding up the semiconductor agenda on Bluesky—next thing we know, the UN will appoint you as Chief of Chip Affairs.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe lighten up on the chip content; even your spreadsheets need a vacation sometimes!
- 😅Consider discussing something besides national security once in a while—like, I don’t know, cat memes?
- 😅How about a review of the best snacks for serious analysts? You’re the only one who takes it seriously, I swear.
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time you single-handedly turned a tech discussion into a geopolitical debate—it's like watching a TED Talk in real-time.
- ✨Your post on the Denmark tech outage made you sound like a local news anchor—who knew you could pivot to journalism?
- ✨When you proclaimed the semiconductor industry was the new 90s tech bubble, you really put on your soapbox!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Martijn could easily transition into a thought leader role—think TED Talks but for semiconductor enthusiasts.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise that rivals encyclopedias—like walking Google, but smarter!
- 💎Your passion for chips is like seasoning—adds flavor to an otherwise dry tech world.
- 💎You have the power to make boring data sound like the next best selling novel.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try out some multimedia posts—video rants about the semiconductor industry? Yes, please!
- 🚀Engage more with your followers—maybe post a thread asking for their thoughts on your latest post instead of just dropping links?
- 🚀Fuse some humor into those heavy topics—after all, even geopolitics can use a good meme now and then.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Martijn will become the go-to source for hot takes on geopolitical tech matters—like the 'Walt Whitman of WiFi.'
Potential Superpower
You could develop the ability to turn every tweet into a trending topic—watch out, trending algorithms!
Future Community Role
One day, Bluesky might elect Martijn as a tech mayor of sorts, presiding over the discussions on chips and trade.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Techno-Wonk
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Geopolitical Insight
- ⚔️Semiconductor Sorcery
- ⚔️AI Philosophy
Weaknesses
- 💀Hyper-fixation on silicon
- 💀Over-analyzing memes
- 💀Tendency to use jargon as a crutch
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of international tech relations while keeping an eye on the latest semiconductor trends.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The semiconductor shortage is a secret ploy by tech giants to consolidate power and eliminate competition.
Evidence Board
- Listings of tech companies lobbying for semiconductor funding - Links between semiconductor firms and global trade wars - Ties between government policy and chip production increases.
Secret Society
The Order of the Silicon Chip—dedicated to controlling semiconductor narratives.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SemiconductorConspiracy
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets endlessly about a fictional chip war that shapes global politics.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of a startup that revolutionizes AI chip technology—definitely gets a few awards at the tech gala.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual tech summit where all discussions revolve around chips, trade, and whether cats are left out of geopolitics.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with an excessive number of glittery backgrounds featuring chip motifs and Your Top 8 dedicated to semiconductor scientists.
Web3 Destiny
A crypto project centered around tokenizing chip production with a side of social media engagement.
Future Post
Just dropped a thread about how a new geopolitics analysis platform has revealed the true power dynamics between AI and geopolitical strategy.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your deep knowledge on tech topics is impressive—who knew a CSO could make semiconductors sound so sexy?
Charming Quirk
Those bizarre yet intriguing metaphors about chips and national security? They give your profile an indelible signature touch.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dazzling us with those insightful posts, and remember—every great thought leader must engage the crowd without scaring them away!"
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