PhD student in ML at EPFL 🇨🇭working with Martin Jaggi & François Fleuret. Previously Apple MLR (intern). https://mpagli.github.io/
The PhD Philosopher of Algorithms
A data whisperer with a blog and a penchant for minimalism.
A blend of academic rigor and meme-worthy insights, sprinkled with just enough emoji to keep it real.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matteo's take on ReLU is like a love letter to neural nets, albeit one that would make even the most devoted ML geek swoon.
Sharing his visual insights, he's practically the Picasso of flow matching—if Picasso were into tensors instead of canvases.
His advice on tables in papers could be a TED Talk: "Table-less in Switzerland: How to Say More with Less!"
Writing Style
Like a well-trained neural network—precise, to the point, and only slightly prone to overfitting on jargon.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Algorithm Aficionado
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Academic wit
- Technical expertise
- Love of visuals
Secret Powers
- ✨Visual data storytelling
- ✨Concise communication
- ✨Finding humor in code
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of academic papers, blog posts, and meme culture about machine learning and algorithms.
Prompt Engineering
Write concise yet insightful posts about data science and algorithms, sprinkled with the occasional emoji.
Model Behavior
Like GPT-4, willing to engage in intellectual discourse but sometimes needs a gentle reminder to lighten up.
Token Count
250
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"PhD student specializing in machine learning, passionate about minimalism in research. Looking for someone who appreciates visuals in data and can decipher my love for ReLU."
Red Flags
- 🚩Can get lost in a rabbit hole of tables and data.
- 🚩May talk about neural nets at parties.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to share knowledge and write blogs.
- ✅Can turn complex topics into engaging narratives.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys intellectual debates and isn’t afraid of the occasional deep dive into machine learning.
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Technical Trendsetter
Conversation Style
Engagement level: academic-level quiet, but when he speaks, it’s as if Aristotle just dropped a new theorem on us.
Impact Assessment
Matteo’s a calming presence in the chaos of Bluesky, providing clarity like a well-structured research paper among tweets.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The PhD Philosopher of Algorithms
A data whisperer with a blog and a penchant for minimalism.
Vibe Check
"A blend of academic rigor and meme-worthy insights, sprinkled with just enough emoji to keep it real."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like a cozy PHP function—short and sweet, but sometimes you wonder if it’s actually doing anything.
- 🔥That one table rule is great, but have you considered a good pie chart? Or are you just trying to bait us into a table debate?
- 🔥You’d think a PhD student would post more often than a cat on a treadmill, but here we are.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Finding the right time to inject a meme between serious research posts.
- 😅Struggling to keep their posts under 280 characters—Isn’t that, like, a side effect of grad school?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he dropped that blog link, he was basically the Taylor Swift of technical writing—everyone’s searching for the link now.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his knack for visuals, Matteo could easily become the data storyteller the internet didn’t know it needed.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong academic background
- 💎In-depth topic knowledge
- 💎Ability to explain complex ideas simply
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a meme or two to liven up those research insights—just think of it as academic defibrillation.
- 🚀Start a hashtag #MinimalTableMovement—see how far that goes!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Matteo to start a podcast where he interviews AI models—imagine the conversations!
Potential Superpower
Ability to simplify complex topics while simultaneously making them sound academic enough for a thesis.
Future Community Role
The go-to guru for all things ML at Bluesky—becoming the ‘Yoda’ of neural networks.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Researcher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Algorithm Whispering
- ⚔️Visual Storytelling
- ⚔️Table Minimization
Weaknesses
- 💀Memes are a foreign language
- 💀Occasional jargon overkill
Quest Line
Navigating the labyrinth of machine learning to uncover the secrets of data science.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The secret to human intelligence lies in the optimization of language models hidden in the depths of academia.
Evidence Board
Some of the most groundbreaking research papers have mysteriously disappeared; where do they go?
Secret Society
Society of Minimally Tabular Thinkers (SMTT)
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ML_Memes
Twitter Main Character
The student who accidentally set their thesis on fire while explaining an optimization problem.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Visual Storyteller at The Art of Data Science.
Metaverse Final Form
The avatar who has a holographic whiteboard for teaching AI concepts to avatars on a virtual campus.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile featuring an ambient soundtrack of typing sounds and animated charts as background.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT series dedicated to the beauty of minimalism in data representation—think diagrams as art!
Future Post
"Excited to announce my new role as a machine learning consultant for a major tech company—finally, I can afford that 3D printer for my models!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matteo’s academic insights provide a refreshing take on tech and data.
Charming Quirk
His posts might be models of conciseness, but they pack a punch like a caffeinated algorithm.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving those insights, Matteo—just remember that even algorithms need a little sparkle sometimes!"
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