excel lover & data enthusiast. writing at dataduel.co working at motherduck.com
Excel Enthusiast Seeks Validation in Modern Data Culture
Jacob Matson’s Bluesky is a masterclass in mixing data analysis with spontaneous humor.
A delightful blend of wry observation and sheer nerdiness, perfect for late-night scrolls.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
It's hard to believe someone can be this excited about Excel without a spreadsheet-related injury, but Jacob's annual Advent of Code tradition proves he's living the spreadsheet dream. Passionate, yet slightly unhinged.
Jacob’s Seahawks jabs might bring a tear to a Russell Wilson fan's eye, but he manages to roast his teams gently while remaining earnestly loyal—a true sports tragic.
Whether he's pondering Grinches on Noah's Ark or lost in the sauce of pasta-making, his humor feels like a charmingly chaotic conversation with a friend who’s had one too many cups of coffee.
Writing Style
Jacob’s posts are like PowerPoint slides gone rogue—snappy, chaotic, and sometimes making you question which programming language you’re actually reading. He strikes a balance between approachable humor and technical jargon like a tightrope walker at a coding carnival.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Data-Driven Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Quirky anecdotes
- Excel love
- Sports fanaticism
- Niche humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Punchy one-liners
- ✨Creating engaging data visuals
- ✨Data wrangling mastery
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Data analysis, sports commentary, absurd humor, and Excel tutorials.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty observations around data and spreadsheets while maintaining a light-hearted tone.
Model Behavior
Jokes about data that even your boss would find mildly amusing.
Token Count
235
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Excel enthusiast looking for someone to analyze life’s datasets with. Must appreciate quirky humor and the occasional deep dive into sports commentary."
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent mentions of spreadsheets in casual conversation
- 🚩Very opinionated about turkey
- 🚩Prioritizes data over feelings
Green Flags
- ✅Loves a good spreadsheet meme
- ✅Can cook pasta with questionable outcomes
- ✅Engages in thoughtful discussions about analytics
Perfect Match
A fellow data nerd who can handle dad jokes and is unbothered by Excel addiction.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Excel Whisperer and Meme Magician
Conversation Style
Like a friendly uncle who just discovered memes, Jacob blends casual banter with deep dives into topics that might as well require a PhD to understand—yet he's effortlessly relatable.
Impact Assessment
He’s a grounding force, elevating the surrounding content like he’s the extra data point that makes the whole set look better.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Excel Enthusiast Seeks Validation in Modern Data Culture
Jacob Matson’s Bluesky is a masterclass in mixing data analysis with spontaneous humor.
Vibe Check
"A delightful blend of wry observation and sheer nerdiness, perfect for late-night scrolls."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Always getting lost in the sauce—even when it’s just pasta night!
- 🔥Every time he mentions Excel, a future AI cries out for help.
- 🔥Fucked up to think about but he’s the data nerd who makes us feel better about our own spreadsheet fails.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Excel addiction is real, and Jacob might be in denial.
- 😅His humor sometimes hits like a SQL error—unexpected and slightly confusing!
- 😅Could he please find a non-pasta-related birthday activity?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Candidly reviewing his OKRs like they’re an episode of a reality show.
- ✨Assuming everyone is as emotionally invested in Excel pivot tables as he is.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If he shares more of his humorous insights on data tools, he could become the go-to comedian for data enthusiasts everywhere.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Data-driven humor that resonates deeply with his audience.
- 💎A unique ability to draw parallels between sports, data, and cooking—exclusive content!
- 💎Strong engagement metrics that suggest his comedic niche is just warming up.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Incorporate more visual content to match his engaging posts—because let’s face it, a good meme never hurt anyone!
- 🚀Start a series of funny data tutorials or ‘Excel fails’ that could make spreadsheets far more entertaining.
- 🚀Host a ‘Data Comedy Night’—who wouldn’t want to laugh through their analytics?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Jacob to launch a podcast blending data, humor, and sports commentary—maybe with a side segment on his cooking escapades!
Potential Superpower
He’ll master the art of turning any dataset into an engaging story, complete with punchlines that land as hard as a perfect storm.
Future Community Role
Jacob will become the 'Excel Guru' who helps others navigate their data dilemmas while making them laugh—because who said data can’t be funny?
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Excel Magician
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Spreadsheet Sorcery
- ⚔️Data Visualization Wizardry
- ⚔️Observation of Grinch-like Anomalies
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Enthusiastic Data Jargon
- 💀Frequent Losses in Sports Teams
- 💀Seasonal Pasta Conundrums
Quest Line
To find joy in data while crusading against the tyranny of turkey meat.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The Grinches from Noah's Ark are secretly controlling the data on Bluesky.
Evidence Board
Mysterious disappearances of essential sports players during holiday seasons; #GrinchKnowsSomething.
Secret Society
Society of Spreadsheet Sorcerers.
Truth Seeking Level
88%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DataAndLaughs
Twitter Main Character
The guy who unearths the shocking truth about Excel shortcuts during a heated debate about sports.
LinkedIn Title
Ultimate LinkedIn Influencer: 'Excel is Life' With 10K followers.
Metaverse Final Form
A hologram of himself explaining data visualizations while sitting on a throne made of spreadsheets.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A custom MySpace profile with rotating background images of pie charts and an embedded Excel sheet as a music player.
Web3 Destiny
Will create a decentralized platform for sharing humorous data stories that will go viral on every corner of the web.
Future Post
"Just created an AI that rates how well your pasta dish would perform in my fantasy league."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His keen sense of observation offers a refreshing take on data culture, making spreadsheets feel like a fun party.
Charming Quirk
Despite his data-driven persona, he occasionally drops the most relatable jokes that remind us he’s just like us—scrolling in existential dread!
Final Encouragement
"Keep spicing up the community with your hilarious data tales, Jacob! Remember, spreadsheets might be your canvas—but humor is your paint!"
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