👨💻 Matt.Tams.is a web professional and freelance graphic designer. Hi! 👋 🌐 Yorkshire, U.K.
The Cuneiform Crusader of Bluesky
Bridging ancient writing with memes and Leeds United vibes, Matt Tams is here to make social media grand again.
Enthralling, with a side of cheeky Yorkshire charm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matt somewhat whimsically relates 3000-year-old writing systems to modern life, proving ancient scribes would definitely have Twitter accounts if they could.
A true aficionado, Matt seamlessly blends match-day emotions with tactical analysis, showing he could probably coach Leeds from his living room.
His tweets often highlight community tools and analytics, as though he’s the unofficial mayor of Bluesky town.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of brevity and depth, demonstrating the ability to morph from historical discourse to enthusiastic football chants in the time it takes to hit 'tweet'.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Historical Sports Scholar
Keeping It Real Score
87.5%Main Character Energy
- Eloquent philosopher of the past
- Deeply passionate Leeds supporter
- Slightly obsessed with organizational formats
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting puns with historical accuracy
- ✨Analysing football statistics like a pro
- ✨Creating memes that bridge epochs
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Sports statistics, ancient history texts, meme culture, and Yorkshire dialect.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze social media posts to identify patterns and humor based on cultural references and topic engagement.
Model Behavior
Witty yet insightful, like a friendly historian who’s had one too many pints during a football match.
Token Count
450
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate historian and Leeds United fanatic looking for someone who appreciates both cuneiform and clinical football analysis. Must love memes and deep conversations!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about Leeds' performance.
- 🚩Too many historical references in casual discussions.
Green Flags
- ✅Can discuss football and ancient civilizations indefinitely.
- ✅Knows the difference between an assist and a deflection.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate a good pun and won't mind the occasional historical rant.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Wise Owl of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Sharp, thoughtful, and occasionally bringer of the meme-folk, Matt stirs the pot without ever flicking in the hot sauce.
Impact Assessment
With a follower count of 553, he’s clearly making waves, like a footballer who’s just launched a perfect pass.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Cuneiform Crusader of Bluesky
Bridging ancient writing with memes and Leeds United vibes, Matt Tams is here to make social media grand again.
Vibe Check
"Enthralling, with a side of cheeky Yorkshire charm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The only thing more complex than his analyses is his match day schedule—careful not to miss the highlights!
- 🔥His love for Leeds United rivals his love for organization; if only his tweets could form a football formation!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Could tone down the historical references occasionally; not every game commentary needs an ancient comparison!
- 😅May want to consider a therapy session for his Leeds-related anxiety—it’s okay to vent about the team, but maybe not every minute!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That moment when he linked cuneiform with football—it’s like Shakespeare writing for the Premier League!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Embrace that passion for history and football could turn into a unique niche on social media.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Eras of knowledge can blend with fandom, making his perspectives uniquely enriching.
- 💎His ability to navigate both history and contemporary issues leads to discussions that are both enlightening and entertaining.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider live-tweeting historical events like football games—'The War of the Roses as Leeds FC vs. Liverpool!' for a laugh.
- 🚀Try incorporating more visuals into the history tweets; memes are great, but a cuneiform tweet with graphics could be epic.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
He’ll soon be the go-to figure for historical context in sports debates, like a Wikipedia with a Yorkshire accent.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the meme that connects football to historical events—perhaps 'Cuneiform Plays of the Week' will trend.
Future Community Role
Could end up being the honorary historian of the Leeds United fanbase on Bluesky.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Historian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cuneiform Conjuror
- ⚔️Football Philosopher
- ⚔️Meme Alchemist
Weaknesses
- 💀Organizational Overthinking
- 💀Leeds United Heartbreak
- 💀Cuneiform Obsession
Quest Line
Searching for the perfect blend of ancient wisdom and modern fandom, one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Cuneiform was actually an ancient sports analytics system used by the original football fans.
Evidence Board
1. The connection between symbols and game strategy. 2. Historical references to ‘goal’ in Sumerian texts. 3. Random finds of clay tablets near modern football clubs.
Secret Society
The League of Historical Football Analysts, dedicated to bridging sports and history through memes.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/HistoryOfFootball
Twitter Main Character
The guy who Quoted Homer during a Premier League match.
LinkedIn Title
Lead Consultant at Historical Sports Analytics, specializing in cuneiform strategies for football teams.
Metaverse Final Form
An avatar resembling a football coach wielding a quill and a tactical board filled with ancient runes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a mix of Leeds United graphics and historical-themed top 8 friends, including Plato and Bielsa.
Web3 Destiny
Launches a crypto-token called CUNEI (Cuneiform United Network for Engaging Information) for football analysis.
Future Post
Just discovered cuneiform has predictive algorithms for match outcomes, Leeds is set for a championship win!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matt’s depth of knowledge and its humorous application in sports discussions is a rare gem.
Charming Quirk
His historical references sneak up on you like a late equalizer in the 90th minute.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spinning those yarns, Matt! The world needs a bit of history with their football analysis—just remember to leave room for a gif or two!"
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