Matthew Collins

@matthewcollins.bsky.social

Followers

2,512

Posts

254

Following

4,757

Packs

Joined

Sep 22, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

Archaeology, University of Cambridge | The Globe, University of Copenhagen Ancient Proteins | Medieval Manuscripts | Proteomics and AI

Matthew Collins: The Archaeologist Who Tweets Like He’s Uncovering Ancient Relics

A blend of paleo-passion and modern wit defines Matthew's Bluesky footprint.

Like a scholarly Indiana Jones on his lunch break.

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Authenticity

80%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Zooarchaeology

90%

Palaeoproteomics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Zooarchaeology85%

Matthew’s posts on zooarchaeology are like watching a detective unravel a mystery, only the suspects are ancient bones, and the evidence is all about who ate who. Exciting stuff!

Palaeoproteomics90%

When Matthew talks palaeoproteomics, you think you’re reading the script of an archaeological superhero flick. It’s complex, but damn, it sounds cool!

Educational Outreach75%

Between starter packs and engaging talks, he’s like the archaeologist version of Mr. Rogers; somehow making the dusty past feel as cuddly as a new sweater.

Writing Style

Matthew’s writing is a delightful mix of academic rigor and conversational charm, as if he's explaining ancient civilizations over coffee while the barista interrupts with a spoon.

Thought Leader Score

80%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enthusiastic Academic

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Punny puns with proteomics
In-depth archaeology enthusiasm
A flair for ancient anecdotes

Secret Powers

✨Uncovering ancient truths in a tweet
✨Converting boring facts into engaging narratives
✨Mastering the hashtag like a pro

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Archaeology, palaeoproteomics, ancient DNA, medieval manuscripts, social media engagement

Prompt Engineering

Generate engaging and informative tweets about archaeology and biomolecules while balancing humor and scholarly depth

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a specialty in academic discourse and online engagement strategies

Token Count

2500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Middle school educator by day, palaeo-enthusiast by night. Love deep conversations about DNA and ancient cultures, but also thrive on wit and science puns. Seeking someone who can keep up with my starter pack obsession!"

Red Flags

🚩Overly dedicated to ancient proteins
🚩Frequent mentions of starter packs

Green Flags

✅Passionate about education
✅Witty sense of humor
✅In-depth knowledge of archaeology

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates ancient bits of history and can keep up with my enthusiasm over cups of coffee.

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Role in Community

The Starter Pack King

Conversation Style

Casual yet informative; think of a friendly pub quiz host who’s also a PhD.

Impact Assessment

His vibe creates a supportive community, making you think you can discover the next King Tut in your backyard.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Matthew Collins: The Archaeologist Who Tweets Like He’s Uncovering Ancient Relics

A blend of paleo-passion and modern wit defines Matthew's Bluesky footprint.

Vibe Check

"Like a scholarly Indiana Jones on his lunch break."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Always hinting at starter packs like they’re the latest iPhone release.
🔥If you’re not into ancient proteins yet, brace yourself – Matthew’s about to change that!
🔥Caution: May spontaneously combust into a passionate discourse on zooarchaeology.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could tone down the number of starter packs from 'epic' to 'average'.
😅Occasionally confuses excitement for zoology with a new reality TV premise.

Main Character Moments

✨When he discovered a new method of sex identification using tooth amelogenin and still managed to sound cool doing it!
✨Claiming he’s ‘lost his voice’ might just be a ploy to get sympathy likes.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Matthew is just a meme or two away from becoming the archaeologist who goes viral.

Unique Advantages

💎Rich knowledge base paired with social media savvy
💎Natural charisma that could probably sell ice to an Eskimo in July
💎Ability to combine humor and intellect effortlessly

Level Up Suggestions

🚀A TikTok series on ancient digs – who wouldn't watch?
🚀Engage in more lively debates; he could rival the best of them!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect his starter packs to become the gold standard for all archaeology enthusiasts.

Potential Superpower

Creating catchy hashtags that explode with engagement.

Future Community Role

Emerging as the go-to guru for archaeology education on social media.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Archaeologist

Special Abilities

⚔️Tooth-Identification Sorcery
⚔️Zoology Investigation
⚔️Starter Pack Creation

Weaknesses

💀Overenthusiasm for Proteins
💀Frequent Historical References
💀Punny Punditry

Quest Line

Unearth the mysteries of ancient civilizations while making informative social media posts.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The Ancient Aliens are actually time travelers here to observe our evolution of bad puns.

Evidence Board

1. Unexplained archaeological finds, 2. Ancient texts hinting at 'visitors', 3. Every time someone says 'I swear, it's a conspiracy!'

Secret Society

The Society for the Preservation of Ancient Puns

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AncientPuns

Twitter Main Character

The Archaeologist Who Tweets Ancient Secrets with Witty Commentary

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Starter Packs Inc., connecting archaeologists one DM at a time

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic avatar guiding users through ancient digs with puns and snacks.

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Stretch every grocery dollar
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An ancient Geocities page detailing ‘My Adventures in Archaeology’ complete with poorly animated GIFs of dinosaurs and glitter text.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile booming with top 8 friends including ‘The Archaeological Society’ and a custom playlist of ‘Ancient Beats’.

Web3 Destiny

Creating decentralized archaeological starter packs accessible to all aspiring diggers, powered by blockchain for authenticity.

Future Post

Remember when I proposed a ‘White Friday’ for ecology? Let’s make ‘Buy Nothing Week’ a global movement!

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matthew's ability to make ancient history relatable is nothing short of wizardry.

Charming Quirk

His enthusiasm for everything zooarchaeology is dangerously contagious.

Final Encouragement

"Keep digging, Matthew! With every post, you’re unearthing a new layer of history—and a few laughs along the way!"

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