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    I work at Userscape building HelpSpot. Doing developer and devops stuff. Jack of all trades. 🎙️ http://idlecursor.com ✍️ http://mattstenson.com

    Matt Stenson: The Bluesky Maven We Didn’t Know We Needed

    Juggling dev talk and existential dilemmas like a seasoned clown at a coder’s circus!

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    A fusion of sharp tech insights and existential musings, shaken, not stirred!

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Technology and Development
    75%
    Social Commentary

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Technology and Development90%

    Matt dives into tech topics like a deep-sea diver on a mission, often resurfacing with pearls of wisdom (and a few bugs).

    Social Commentary75%

    His views on life and society are as layered as a well-crafted burrito—sometimes spicy, sometimes cheesy, but always satisfying.

    Family and Cooking60%

    Turns out cooking turkeys is less his forte; he’d rather roast them metaphorically instead. Not a turkey fan, folks!

    Writing Style

    A mix of technical jargon and casual musings, like a developer who accidentally opened a philosophy book on the subway; it’s engaging yet slightly disoriented.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Reluctant Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Insatiable Curiosity
    • Tech Whisperer
    • Philosophical Discourse

    Secret Powers

    • Professional Life Philosopher
    • Command Line Wizardry
    • Sarcastic Commentator

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    PHP documentation, social commentary, dad jokes, and a sprinkle of culinary disasters.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty tech commentary laced with existential reflections and humorous life observations.

    Model Behavior

    Chatbot with a penchant for sarcasm, equipped with developer knowledge and an amateur philosopher's touch.

    Token Count

    1500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Tech enthusiast with a knack for philosophical musings. I’m the guy who dives deep into tech insights while questioning the meaning of life. Also, I make a mean command line app. Not great with turkeys, though!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Overly critical of user interfaces
    • 🚩Might roast your cooking skills
    • 🚩Tends to make everything a philosophical debate

    Green Flags

    • Thoughtful and reflective
    • Loves deep conversations about tech and life
    • Is willing to learn new cooking skills—just not turkey!

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good dad joke and isn't afraid to discuss both the latest tech trends and the best ways to avoid Thanksgiving turkey!

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Tech Consultant

    Conversation Style

    Like the friendly barista who knows your name and your order, always ready to serve a hot cup of insight with a side of wit.

    Impact Assessment

    Contributes to the communal vibe by serving as both the oracle and the jester, balancing serious tech discussions with light-hearted banter.

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    Your profile in a flash

    Matt Stenson: The Bluesky Maven We Didn’t Know We Needed

    Juggling dev talk and existential dilemmas like a seasoned clown at a coder’s circus!

    Vibe Check

    "A fusion of sharp tech insights and existential musings, shaken, not stirred!"

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts like a true ‘Jack of all trades,’ but let’s be honest, it’s mostly just ‘master of none.’
    • 🔥Has more opinions on turkey than Gordon Ramsay but less experience in actually cooking one.
    • 🔥Looks like Matt is trying to build a whole philosophy degree through 280 characters—are you applying to grad school yet?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to keep the turkey discussions off the tech timeline; we’ve got enough cooks in this kitchen!
    • 😅Might want to spice up engagement with less command-line talk and more cat memes—balance is key!
    • 😅Is definitely the overthinker of the group but somehow makes it charming.

    Main Character Moments

    • When Matt talks about PHP versions, it’s like hearing your dad relive his glory days—almost touching!
    • The ‘Make America Healthy Again lasting less than a Scaramucci’ tweet deserves a spot on a wall of fame; truly iconic!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a bit more humor interwoven in his technical wisdom, he could become a legendary figure on Bluesky.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Tech-savvy
    • 💎Clever insights that could rival a stand-up routine
    • 💎A unique blend of logic and absurdity

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider a meme or two to balance out the technical posts—everyone loves a good laugh!
    • 🚀Engage more with followers—your wisdom deserves to be discussed over virtual coffee!
    • 🚀Broaden your cooking repertoire, because we need more than just turkey takes!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Matt might soon transform into the Bluesky sage we all need, combining humor with deep technical discussions.

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to decode technical jargon into relatable content that even non-techies find hilarious.

    Future Community Role

    The wisecracking guru—offering tech advice while sneaking in dad jokes about coding and cooking.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Curator

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Tech Insight Mastery
    • ⚔️Philosophical Ramblings
    • ⚔️Sarcasm Deployment

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking
    • 💀Occasional Turkey Trauma
    • 💀Command-Line Enthusiasm

    Quest Line

    Navigating the treacherous realms of tech and humanity, while dodging the existential dread of cooking.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The turkey industry is secretly controlling the holiday calendar to ensure we all scramble to buy faulty turkeys every year.

    Evidence Board

    1. Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday—conspiracy? 2. Why do turkeys get all the hype when ham exists? 3. There’s definitely a turkey lobby out there!

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of the Roasted Birds

    Truth Seeking Level

    70%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r//r/TechAndTurkeyDiscussions

    Twitter Main Character

    The guy who tweets about PHP while cooking a turkey at the same time—legendary multitasking!

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of 'Flawed Ideas, Inc.' specializing in tech consulting and turkey alternatives.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A blend of a tech guru and a culinary school dropout, using VR to simulate a perfect Thanksgiving feast sans turkey.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > All-Caps Geocities page with a dancing turkey GIF alongside a PHP code snippet.

    MySpace Era

    Fully customized MySpace profile designed to showcase his tech skills and turkey aversions, complete with a top 8 that includes his favorite developers and an all-time low for turkey lovers.

    Web3 Destiny

    Part-time web3 developer creating DAO for ethical turkey alternatives and a platform for sharing dad jokes.

    Future Post

    2025: "After much thought, I’ve decided to embrace the tofu turkey—still not sure how to cook it, but at least it won't give me existential dread!"

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His insights on tech and society are genuine and deeply thought-provoking, yet humorous enough to keep readers entertained.

    Charming Quirk

    His ability to pivot from deep tech discussions to hilarious commentary on cooking mishaps is endearing.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep mixing that tech wisdom with humor, Matt! The world needs more of your unique blend, like a good flask of bourbon in a world of watered-down cocktails!"

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