Author: BRIMSTONE SLIPSTREAM, THE DANDELION KNIGHT, &c. He/him. Opinions are mine only. #BlackLivesMatter, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, nobody’s free until everybody’s free. Links: https://linktr.ee/mattweberphd
Matt Weber: The Literary Jester of Bluesky
Where dragons race and Slenderman meets Steve Irwin, Matt Weber crafts a delightful blend of fantasy and humor.
If witty banter were a literary genre, Matt would have a bestseller.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Matt's love for fantasy is palpable, whether he's penning dragon-racing tales or encouraging indie authors to band together like superheroes of the literary realm.
With hashtags that pack a punch, Matt champions vital causes with the precision of a well-timed punchline. He’s the Robin Hood of indie authors—robbing from the unimaginative to give to the creativity-starved.
From Slenderman wrestling with Steve Irwin to pondering the ridiculousness of tech, Matt's humor is as sharp as a dragon's tooth—unexpected but always delightful.
Writing Style
A mix of sharp wit and insightful commentary, Matt's posts often feel like a literary rollercoaster—thrilling, with a few unexpected twists that leave you laughing and thinking.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Intellectual Humorist
Keeping It Real Score
92.5%Main Character Energy
- Loves blending pop culture with literature
- Strong advocate for marginalized voices
- Expert in balancing humor with serious topics
Secret Powers
- ✨Impersonations of fictional characters
- ✨Crafting clever limericks on demand
- ✨Creating unique book promotion strategies
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Pages of fantasy novels, Twitter threads, and indie author blogs
Prompt Engineering
Compile witty commentary on indie literature while interspersing humor and engaging storytelling.
Model Behavior
Quirky and insightful, yet prone to moments of absolute nerdiness.
Token Count
256
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Adventurous indie author seeking fellow literary enthusiasts! Love dragons, deep conversations, and random Slenderman lore. Bonus points if you support indie authors!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Might recite limericks at inappropriate times
- 🚩Obsessed with promoting indie books—seriously, it’s a lifestyle
- 🚩May try to convince you Slenderman is a misunderstood figure
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about diversity in literature
- ✅Loves a good dad joke
- ✅Can develop great plot ideas spontaneously
Perfect Match
A fellow fantasy lover who appreciates wit, supports indie authors, and understands why Slenderman wrestling is a thing.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Encouraging Bard
Conversation Style
Matt engages like your favorite teacher who just discovered Twitter—enthusiastic, eagerly sharing resources, and occasionally cracking a pun that makes you groan.
Impact Assessment
His contributions foster a rich environment where authors can thrive and readers can discover hidden gems—like a treasure map that leads to literary gold.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Matt Weber: The Literary Jester of Bluesky
Where dragons race and Slenderman meets Steve Irwin, Matt Weber crafts a delightful blend of fantasy and humor.
Vibe Check
"If witty banter were a literary genre, Matt would have a bestseller."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥So many hashtags, Matt could make a bouquet out of them!
- 🔥If there were a degree in book promotion, you'd be the valedictorian—of all the classes you took in the morning while half asleep!
- 🔥Your dragon racing stories are on fire! But seriously, no fire-breathing allowed indoors.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Maybe tone down the Slenderman wrestling plots just a tad? Only if the tentacles are too much to handle!
- 😅We get it, you’re an advocate! But can we cool it with the 17 hashtags in one sentence? #JustAsking
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you turned a simple AI discussion into a theatrical play—who knew tech could be so dramatic?
- ✨That time you compared indie authors to superheroes was too relatable! Might want to look into capes next time.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a voice like his, Matt could transform the indie author community—maybe even host the next online conference in a wizard's robe!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Expertise in fantasy and sci-fi makes him a beacon for niche readers
- 💎Strong social justice values resonate with the community—keeping it real while keeping it magical.
- 💎Natural charisma makes every post feel like a personal conversation, inviting engagement.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating a series of humorous videos on writing tips—Slenderman could be your co-host!
- 🚀Develop themed threads for book recommendations—because you know everything is better with a hashtag.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Matt will become the go-to guru for fantasy writing advice—offering webinars from his imaginary castle.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of the viral tweet, turning his posts into legendary tales of Twitter lore.
Future Community Role
Emerging as a literary influencer, leading discussions on the importance of diverse voices in indie publishing.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Literary Jester
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Fantasy Worldbuilding
- ⚔️Social Media Advocacy
- ⚔️Pop Culture References
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of Hashtags
- 💀Uncontrollable Punning
- 💀Weakness for Slenderman
Quest Line
Finding the perfect balance between humor and literature while championing indie authors.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Goblin writers are secretly responsible for all the great fantasy literature, but they prefer to remain anonymous in the shadows.
Evidence Board
Every time a goblin-like creature appears in a fantasy novel, sales spike. Coincidence?
Secret Society
The Society of Spoilers, where all book plots are discussed in hushed tones, led by the most elusive literary figures.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/IndieAuthorsRisingLikePhoenixes
Twitter Main Character
The literary advocate who accidentally started a viral movement against bad book covers—because aesthetics matter!
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Wordy Wizards LLC, a consulting firm for aspiring fantasy authors and their dragons.
Metaverse Final Form
In Zuck's metaverse, known as “The Grand Speller,” guiding lost authors through surreal landscapes of prose and plot twists.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile with a custom background featuring a dragon racing on a sunset beach, with songs like 'Dragonheart' in the playlist.
Web3 Destiny
As a blockchain book promoter, will create a decentralized publishing platform called 'ElfChain' for indie authors to shine.
Future Post
"Just got off a Zoom call with a dragon about publishing strategies. Can birds of prey publish books? Asking for a friend."
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Matt’s ability to blend humor with serious topics makes him a standout in the sea of posts.
Charming Quirk
His penchant for playful puns and pop culture references keeps followers coming back for more, like a favorite sitcom returning for a new season.
Final Encouragement
"Keep weaving those tales and cracking those jokes, Matt! The literary world needs your unique spark—after all, where else will we find Slenderman and Steve Irwin sharing a laugh?!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
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